I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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7 le_tings 2020-05-15
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5 SnapshillBot 2020-05-15
I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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4 iu88 2020-05-15
Dear AHS user reading this: Yes, I am advocating the doxxing of prostitutes. No, this is not a joke.
1 Olibv 2020-05-15
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1 iu88 2020-05-15
I still find Chuck Norris memes funny
3 DrizzyGizzy 2020-05-15
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1 iu88 2020-05-15
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1 Abnobaa 2020-05-15
Sex work is degenerate, but let them be degenerates if that's what they want to do with their miserable lives.
1 ShittyAlt69 2020-05-15
/r/MadeMeSmile /r/Wholesome /r/ChungusWaffenDivision