bottom is mfw she missed a dingleberry

You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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Eat da booty like groceries

You want to suck lion ass, too?

Just do it. Nobody stops you.

the game warden might have something to say about it

game warden

lmao, how is this an actual job.

Not even a real warden, but a game warden. Imagine being the warden of a game. lol

i'm no expert but that may actually be one of the most hardcore jobs there is in cushy america

Yeah, but this name sounds like a pussy job. Call it something cool, like wild guardian.

Now that's a change.org petition I would sign.

I won't vote for the POTUS, but 'wild guardian'...

The lion will stop him.

I think he’s getting his balls bit

Abby stop, I’m not letting the rabbi cut it.

...shapiro?

As if there is any other

You like cock and balls? Mmmhhmm?