Is a woman not entitled to the milk of her own chest? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Jerusalem, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.'
You fucked up then. Shes jewish so actually having a foreskin improves your odds. Jews LOVE eating foreskin so being able to offer her yours to munch on before and after sex is the way to go.
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2 Zooar 2020-05-15
Im already like 1/16 jewish so fair game
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1 Rosey9898 2020-05-15
But I thought (((they))) weren't proselytizing.
1 neigeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2020-05-15
upset beyond belief right now
1 reetface3 2020-05-15
Isn't this basically what they accuse white supremacists of?
Marrying within your own race and shit.
Except all white supremacists settle for Asian gussy making them more open minded since they actually racemix.
2 ffbtaw2 2020-05-15
Endogamy for me, exogamy for thee
Tbf Jews in the us have a high out marriage rate, ~70%, at least until the haredim are the majority.
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israel-s-education-minister-says-intermarriage-is-like-a-second-holocaust-1.7486330
1 transgirltradwife 2020-05-15
Most Jews are libs. The conservatives are the ones who freak out
1 ffbtaw2 2020-05-15
True it's about 80-20... for now.
1 Rosey9898 2020-05-15
And risk losing the (((milk)))?
1 agenteABIN 2020-05-15
she's conservative, though
1 reetface3 2020-05-15
That’s not what I was referring to when I said they.
1 NumerousEvent 2020-05-15
(((They))) have been going for Asian gussy for decades.
1 Abnobaa 2020-05-15
Ok I'm a kike now
1 Luindame 2020-05-15
Yeah we can just pretend to be them, we got the same skin tone.
2 Abnobaa 2020-05-15
You just assumed I'm a fucking mayo?
3 Luindame 2020-05-15
Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were a Black Hebrew Israelite, my bad. Keep fighting the good fight.
2 yenni1600 2020-05-15
DAS RITE!
1 CanadianAsshole1 2020-05-15
Fellow Jews, we must be welcome interfaith and interethnic marriage, or else the Jewish people will not survive.
1 hugemongus123 2020-05-15
typical greedy ((())) keeping all the khazar milkers for themself.
1 AdolfSaysTransRights 2020-05-15
Oy vey
1 hobocactus 2020-05-15
Is a woman not entitled to the milk of her own chest? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Jerusalem, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.'
3 DeTobiasch 2020-05-15
Based and Ryanpilled
1 languidhorse 2020-05-15
Is this an ayn Rand quote?
2 SkinnersRat279 2020-05-15
Bioshock, but inspired by Rand
1 FORESKIN-GANG 2020-05-15
This kills the deuxcel
2 alexicov 2020-05-15
I've already had my bat mitzvah for her
4 transgirltradwife 2020-05-15
I doubt you can gay marry her.
Bat mitzfahs are for girls. Bar Mitzfahs are for boys
7 alexicov 2020-05-15
I know what I said, transphobe!!
6 theworstever 2020-05-15
Well well, tips fedora m'lady.
2 yocrappacrappa 2020-05-15
D:
1 mob16151 2020-05-15
Im already circumcised,which makes me like 75 percent Jew. Bet she'd let me get a beej or something.
1 Ratatosk123 2020-05-15
Cope, she is loyal to the BJC 🕎🇮🇱✡️
1 mob16151 2020-05-15
Haha oxymoron
1 fishstickpicker 2020-05-15
Can confirm it is not
1 Npc5284747 2020-05-15
Aight, Don, time to get back to work
1 EasedArmadillo 2020-05-15
Bro, we’re talking about what’s between your legs, not your schnoz
1 mob16151 2020-05-15
Heckin big 👃
3 polishmathematicians 2020-05-15
And heckin' valid, too
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-05-15
Nah that’s the Irish
1 pm_me_ur_butthole420 2020-05-15
Imagine being so bad at farming potatoes that your entire family starves to death
1 liberules 2020-05-15
i'm not circumcised and i've nutted in the mouths of so many israeli girls. they love that shit.
1 mob16151 2020-05-15
Yea i smashed a couple of israeli chicks that worked at the mall near me once. When malls were still a thing.
1 rackit101 2020-05-15
How do you guys do this
1 creutz17 2020-05-15
Typical
1 rackit101 2020-05-15
Man you made me feel bad for actual primitivists Cuz everyone's gonna think they're virgins now because of me :(
1 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-05-15
You fucked up then. Shes jewish so actually having a foreskin improves your odds. Jews LOVE eating foreskin so being able to offer her yours to munch on before and after sex is the way to go.
1 jzck20 2020-05-15
Does she have kazar miilkers on onlyfan? Asking for a goy friend
1 coldera_ 2020-05-15
look at the size of that snout 👃
2 VanillaReign 2020-05-15
TFW you will never feel that giant schnoz tickle your taint.
2 Dangerous_Delivery 2020-05-15
Why even live? 😒
1 SynthGood 2020-05-15
It's sniffs your monies 🕎🔯💳💰💰
1 Comrade_Natalie 2020-05-15
😂
1 Gaymaster___Nacelle 2020-05-15
More of a beak than a snout.
1 BigChungusWeedRules 2020-05-15
Guess I better claim some before the rest get to her 😳😳
1 SmegmaWizards 2020-05-15
8 billion and she still won’t give it up.
1 albietanders 2020-05-15
blackpilled again
1 Ashurnibibi 2020-05-15
Why live
1 dont_stop_themusic 2020-05-15
How can I convert to Judaism? Do I need to pass a DNA test!
4 penis-hunter 2020-05-15
I think you need to fail a DNA test to be jewish.
1 Coconuthead93 2020-05-15
bro that schnoz is like 60% of her face smh my head
1 erikersjef 2020-05-15
And the khazar milkers are like 60% of her torso
1 RenegadeJoeson 2020-05-15
I'd convert
1 Apathy_Everlasting 2020-05-15
Yes yes Ill pretend to be a shekel worshipper till i cooooom in that hoe then reveal that Slaanesh is the one true god
1 veachh 2020-05-15
Please tell me you edited the nose
1 Minecraft_Tryhard 2020-05-15
NOOOOOO!
1 companyfry 2020-05-15
Deuxcels don’t know about Jdate, the only dating app worth using.
1 cumgangster69 2020-05-15
My jewess, all I ask is but a taste!! No.
1 Gaymaster___Nacelle 2020-05-15
cum gangster lol
1 cumhugs 2020-05-15
Is that a dude?
1 AllisonGator 2020-05-15
Posts like these make me glad I'm jewish
1 Npc5284747 2020-05-15
Calm down Ben
1 ason 2020-05-15
But big fat milkies are my religion.
1 TrezzBasedGod 2020-05-15
yet another devastating blow to the white race...
1 Verocity9 2020-05-15
Marriage? Who said anything about that?
1 tedkazcynskimaillist 2020-05-15
blackpilled again
1 scarcely_industrious 2020-05-15
She’s turned down 6 gorillion goys
1 WearerOfAsshats 2020-05-15
Don't have to be married to keep her locked in the basement
1 Stephen_Honking 2020-05-15
She’s fine as fuck bros
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-15
She reminds me of the Proboscious monkey from Tintin and Flight 179 if memory serves me right with the comics
1 ffbtaw2 2020-05-15
Jewchads > deuxchads
1 Vxncenzo 2020-05-15
Why even live? 😭🔫
1 wrimples 2020-05-15
And race!
1 daddy_derek420 2020-05-15
I’ll convert mommy 😫✡️🙏🏻
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-15
Lmao is this real
1 jamthewither 2020-05-15
time to be Jewish ✡
1 googleussliberty 2020-05-15
Really need to do something about these goyim am i right my fellow yids?
1 Big_Black_Chungus 2020-05-15
Im Jewish ☺
1 TourIsOverBoyos 2020-05-15
"why wouldn't you date a Muslim? Are you some kind of bigot?"
Meanwhile at the chosen people HQ:
1 nothingBUTemotes 2020-05-15
✡️👀 🤔
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-05-15
uhhhh based?
1 arsepirate69 2020-05-15
I want her to step on my testicles until one of them pops.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-15
Tragic
1 heswet 2020-05-15
You get to marry abby but you have to get circumsized. Would you do it?