Rightoid larpers BTFO

1  2020-05-15 by Dimbledorf

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It’s funny when you ask normal Catholic questions to these people like “what Confirmation name did you take?” and they have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about

the idea of these people going on a crusade and likely dying of diarrhea on the journey to Jerusalem is pretty funny though.

Looks like they haven't had their first cummunion

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

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why did they stop at two nukes?

Anime is escapism. If we sent three nukes the required work output to recover economically would've made Japanese work culture even worse, causing anime to be even more prevalent to escape this new crueler and even more workcentric reality. Mathematicians and scientists have calculated that the number of animes played on adult swim, and in turn, the number of weebs in America, would have increased by 1.49x for each additional nuke dropped after the first.

It is theorized that if any less than all of Japan was decimated, it could have spelled the end for western civilization all together, which is why only two nukes were dropped; the exact amount to get the war to end, with the least harm done to our culture via anime.

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Nigga instead of dropping nukes just invade the island or better yet firebomb tokyo 23 times

Umm, I don't talk to people with less than 500 goodboy-points (karma). So uhh, until then, bye bye👋👋.

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Wow hunty why are you so gatekeeping, ableist and sexist?!

Shut the fuck up

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Using APIs the way based God intended.

would I be posting cringe if I said I manually typed all this

It is theorized that if any less than all of Japan was decimated, it could have spelled the end for western civilization all together,

wtf I love this accelerationism

I mean, if they wiped out Japan with nukes(in Minecraft obviously) then anime would never have existed.

The pathetic behaviour of larpers. Instead of trying to achieve something realistic, they imagine a world we’re they are Alexander the Great in 2020. Just accept your fate and move on. History is History.

*where

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Teehee 👉👈🥺

Ok larpers are retarded but this was a joke (look at the kids in background this was made by someone from South east asia)

You forgot about retard pinoys

catholic chinks are the worst, LARP as whites Romans and failing.

B-bbb-but anime is foundationed right guys? wh-what about JoJo?

Why is Christianity the fun new thing for 14yo larpers. And why Christian Rome? Turmoil in the Roman cult, such as with Elagabalus or Nero, is always associated with corruption and internal troubles. Adopting Christianity was the final nail in the coffin or an empire that had been in decline for over a century. Why the fuck would you want to emulate Christian Rome, whose only accomplishment was fragmenting the empire, losing the old possesions, and going out with a fizzle when the Turks showed up and said "show bussy"

I think they're realizing that something is off about the culture into which they're being raised and think that at some saner point in the past conservative Christian culture kept the insanity in check. The reality is that it was often responsible for its own form of insanity and political correctness but they didn't live through the 90s to see angry christian moms demanding rap music be made illegal and video games destroyed.

Why is Christianity the fun new thing for 14yo larpers?

its counter culture

pretty much every emperor Caligula and onwards was a collossal fuckup.

It’s Crusader Kings 2 form of autism. No other explanation.

There should be a video like "Scott Pilgrim ruined an entire generation of women" but with Paradox Games for men

it would be unironically more true.

/r/banvideogames

Crusader Kings 2 is great game though. (And almost all paradox games are great too.)

True, looking back at it I could have gotten much more gussy in college if I cut back on playing Victoria 2, or any vidyagames for that matter. Now, only at the raisin age of 24, I have cut the eternal vidyagame from my life. Don’t look back Deuxchads

Besides the fact that Caligula was an absolute chad and everything Nero did was just a pale imitation of him, that's not true at all lmao. The Flavians were perfectly acceptable and the Nervans are not referred to as "The Good Emperors" just for kicks.

Caligula was the first Drama emperor, could you IMAGINE the S E E T H E when a horse gets promoted to general over you after decades of service to the Roman legion (or, allegedly make the whole thing up)?

Prob a lot due to Nick Fuentes making it cool, and generally its acceptance within the altright, the cool punk rebel of the 2000s, making it cool.

Although I predict that this Christ thing along with their recent nofap adoption is gonna turn that around and make the right lame once more.

Adopting Christianity was the final nail in the coffin for an empire that had been in decline for over a century.

Ok historylet

Your shitpost that is mostly my own statement has truly convinced me, fagozoid.

Next time dont say retarded shit, lobotomite

Babby read half a volume of "History of the Decline and Fall" and thinks he's an intellectual now? Cute.

Ironic

How so? Or are your sources on the English language equally as poor, chinko?

You accused me of reading half a volume of gibbon after talking about how adopting christianity was the "final nail in the coffin for an empire that had been in decline for over a century"

I just found it funny thats all

I'm also wondering where these retarded crhistcucks zoomers are coming from. Maybe they're getting groomed by discord trannies nazis

*discord catboys

Because in the West, Christianity is the best we have. Atheism is useless and for losers, and all other religions are non-existent essentially.

Atheism is useless and for losers

There you have it. They’re scared of looking like losers in front of their peers.

Atheism is useless and for losers

Mad that chad secularists get invited to more parties than you and your autistic in-group?

all other religions are non-existent essentially

Imagine having never been outside your town of southern Baptist inbreds lol

I’m not a Christian but I’ve studied it. Chad secularists? A true chad dgaf about being a member of any groups, religious or secular. But with that being said atheism is equally retarded as protestantism. But the bible itself is full of wisdom and anyone who can’t see that is a pseud, atheism has nothing of value but it of course is an understandable stance given the state of christianity

It's got both wisdom and stupidities, an uneven work all in all. Atheism is really cool, and less gay than Christianitey.

What is cool about atheism? It’s just extremely cringy egoism or political shit. I’ve never met a normal person that calls themselves an atheist, it seems to be for autistic retards. An intelligent person wouldn’t identify with the word.

Nah you've got your face way buried in the fedora fatsos which got viral in 2014 - those faggots are to atheism what autistic Spock cosplayer nerds are to TOS, or take ana other retarded fandom of sth cool.

Most of the celeb and e-celeb at the top of that camp were and are cool, and the view itself also doesn't hinge on believing implausible resurrection stories etc. - it's simply the most solid position to take.

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needing religion

Sounds pretty gay tbqhf

yikes

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nothing is needed but if you replace it with another ideology you have no right to talk down to religion. plus some of the best works of literature are religious, so ignore it if you want but don’t pretend it’s useless. read the bhagavad gita, it’s more life changing than most of the ideas/books/shit millennials are ever exposed to in their waking life.

god you rightoids sure do love seriousposting huh?

Did you know about the hindu bible before jordan peterson name dropped it?

Reminds me of that one guy who tried to run for president, I forget his name but it was some kind of Roman thing and he ran on some dumb shit like that

Ironically I think these people now have a higher terrorism count than skull mask larpers

Probably people like this. They think they are saying things that are really controversial but really they're just parroting the views of John q Boomer in a really faggy nerdy way. The idea of a bunch of obese /pol/ geeks waddling into an orthodox church filled with Romanian immigrants who barely speak English is funny though

K-on sucks.

fuck you

Seethe more weeblet.

pee

is stored

In the balls

what does Disney+ and heroin have in common?

drums

Rightoid degenerates are subhumans, at least lefroids own being gross perverts

Cope

Ah yes, the former Roman nation Puerto Rico.

nazi

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The crowd crowns him King, which the Romans would baaaaaan

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Rome was... historically significant I guess? None of these larpers have red the bible, seperate the tradcaths from the paradox gamers