You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
Weirdly true. My last ex broke up with me by saying, and I fucking quote: "I've noticed you're trying really hard to be a better boyfriend these past few months, and I still love you - there's times I've hated you and still not been able to break up with you, but I'm just not attracted to you anymore"
When I got fit, I realized all w*men care about is looks. I remember my ex-girlfriend telling me to quit obsessing over looks, working on myself and going to the gym.
When I let my guard down she cheated on me, then told me I wasnโt good looking enough, go figure....
Pornstars go to autograph conventions and glamorous award shows lol
Sorry for the autism if you're merely impersonating a smug clueless boomer lol, it's a bit hard to tell these days (esp. if one can't pick up social cues).
Many porn stars make porn just to get their name out there, so they can become expensive escorts. They make most of their money as an escort, asking prices of like 6K a night or 1500/hour.
Their entire life is a big ol COPE where they try to convince themselves they aren't the absolute lowest of society. Even serial killers get more cultural relevance than whores.
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1 AutoModerator 2020-05-15
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4 ObjectiveCode4 2020-05-15
Anyone have a video of this chick blowing a guy who donated to get OnlyFans?
No?
Color me confused.
3 daggermag 2020-05-15
It never happened
3 Bald_junkie_manlet 2020-05-15
The porn equalivant of the applebees waitress who flirts with you wanting a tip and for you to become her regular customer
2 JohnDickCockerfeller 2020-05-15
If you want a blowjob from a pornstar, you must be nuts
2 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-15
*from a FEMALE pornstar
0 Fortizen 2020-05-15
?
They're probably cleaner than the average person with how often they get tested. Plus, you know, they know how to give good head.
1 Gaymaster___Nacelle 2020-05-15
Evil Jared got one lmao
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-15
Teehee guys I'm totally not repulsed by ugly cumbrains, just keep buying porn and you'll get a hot pornstar gf one day :)
2 cipherdelic 2020-05-15
the virgin playa vs the chad simp
2 languidhorse 2020-05-15
Why do you have her on WhatsApp
1 TourIsOverBoyos 2020-05-15
Looks like Instagram
2 5StarUberPassenger 2020-05-15
I think when she says "get" she means watch
2 SSoylent 2020-05-15
yeah ok cringe lol
2 Gaymaster___Nacelle 2020-05-15
Whaaaaat what happened there lol
She retired or it's a quarona thing or ?
2 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-15
she was making more selling lewds to absolute mouthbreathers than having her guts rearranged by random gregs
1 Gaymaster___Nacelle 2020-05-15
Gregs? ootl with the memays lol
1 GrouseAndDislike 2020-05-15
Greg is a manโs name.
2 lurkeraway1336346 2020-05-15
Another word lost his meaning
2 Snobquack 2020-05-15
Its heroin and coalburning time!!!!๐ณ๐ฟ๐๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
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1 coldera_ 2020-05-15
dont fall for it kings
treat them mean keep them keen
3 Moist__nuggets 2020-05-15
Treat them like dirt and they stick to you like mud.
5 A_Disgruntled_Mule 2020-05-15
Weirdly true. My last ex broke up with me by saying, and I fucking quote: "I've noticed you're trying really hard to be a better boyfriend these past few months, and I still love you - there's times I've hated you and still not been able to break up with you, but I'm just not attracted to you anymore"
6 Moist__nuggets 2020-05-15
Simp
3 A_Disgruntled_Mule 2020-05-15
I was before, now I have learned to be a better abuser of women, alhamdulillah brother.
1 Moist__nuggets 2020-05-15
Inshallah
2 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-15
You deserved it faggot
1 [deleted] 2020-05-15
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3 Bald_junkie_manlet 2020-05-15
This needs inscribed in stone
1 AdolfSaysTransRights 2020-05-15
Bullshit
1 Going2BreakFree 2020-05-15
Eeeyuck
1 ConfrontationalKosm 2020-05-15
You have to treat women like shit
2 kaenorr 2020-05-15
When I got fit, I realized all w*men care about is looks. I remember my ex-girlfriend telling me to quit obsessing over looks, working on myself and going to the gym.
When I let my guard down she cheated on me, then told me I wasnโt good looking enough, go figure....
1 ConfrontationalKosm 2020-05-15
Shouldโve bullied her more
1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-05-15
All women are Queens.
3 chromedagger 2020-05-15
nah treat women like trash they like it
4 AutoModerator 2020-05-15
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2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-15
If she breathes... she's a THOT
1 Gaymaster___Nacelle 2020-05-15
That's a Nicknife quote right? He's so sexy, my Bufuentessy <<333
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-15
Literally who?
No it's a reference to this https://youtu.be/IdyXKJ8NcNI
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-15
queers.
1 ToQuoteGuyFieri 2020-05-15
It doesnโt really mean anything when someone says something thatโs self-serving. Of course sheโs going to go to bat for her customers.
Itโs like a car salesman saying people should buy more cars.
7 Lehk 2020-05-15
Because they are one rung lower than prostitutes.
6 sigger_ 2020-05-15
At least some prostitutes get invited to high end parties and galas and casinos.
Porn stars exist so lonely men can watch them in private.
3 Lehk 2020-05-15
Prostitutes also do what they do in the dark, unless they get busted by the cops they can leave that life behind after they get clean/sober.
A porn star will never not be a former porn star, and will bring shame with them forever.
3 Gaymaster___Nacelle 2020-05-15
Pornstars go to autograph conventions and glamorous award shows lol
Sorry for the autism if you're merely impersonating a smug clueless boomer lol, it's a bit hard to tell these days (esp. if one can't pick up social cues).
3 sigger_ 2020-05-15
Quite a big difference.
1 Gaymaster___Nacelle 2020-05-15
Chronic masturb8ors come in 2 types, crudely speaking.
1 PM_ME_UR_RARE_PUPPER 2020-05-15
Good morning Alix Lynx
1 TourIsOverBoyos 2020-05-15
Many porn stars make porn just to get their name out there, so they can become expensive escorts. They make most of their money as an escort, asking prices of like 6K a night or 1500/hour.
6 A_Disgruntled_Mule 2020-05-15
Their entire life is a big ol COPE where they try to convince themselves they aren't the absolute lowest of society. Even serial killers get more cultural relevance than whores.
1 Gaymaster___Nacelle 2020-05-15
She's snarky and grumpy to pirates and rightoids - not sure to whom elsemao
1 HorseBalls5 2020-05-15
Thought this was the broad that killed herself
5 _K-I-N-G_ 2020-05-15
Give it time...
1 longfacepug 2020-05-15
Simps deserve every STD they catch then.
1 HaveSomeRenaWare 2020-05-15
No
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1 Vxncenzo 2020-05-15
Niggas actually want a blowjob that will result in them getting like 1000 different STIs lol.
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-15
shout out to anyone who paid hundreds for her snapchat, it got banned and NO REFUNDS ๐
1 WEDONTWANTPEERKELLY 2020-05-15
Yeah fuck off you just want those "simps" to pay your bills you dirty dirty cunt
2 Gaymaster___Nacelle 2020-05-15
She's way too rich to worry about bills lol
1 oldboyshaw 2020-05-15
Because at this point โsimpsโ are just men that have even a little respect for women. Incel mentality has poisoned the internet ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
2 younghero_g 2020-05-15
Whores don't deserve respect
1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-15
Go downstairs and tell that to your mother
1 younghero_g 2020-05-15
She is not a whore
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1 SmurfPolitics 2020-05-15
Women grasping at straws. Trannies will have nothing on this generation of whores once they are in their 40s
1 727_The_funny_number 2020-05-15
WORSHIP WOMEN GOYIM SELF ESTEEM IS OUTDATED