My time has come. See you later virgins ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

1  2020-05-15 by MikeStoklasa-cel

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Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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Anyone have a video of this chick blowing a guy who donated to get OnlyFans?

No?

Color me confused.

It never happened

The porn equalivant of the applebees waitress who flirts with you wanting a tip and for you to become her regular customer

If you want a blowjob from a pornstar, you must be nuts

*from a FEMALE pornstar

?

They're probably cleaner than the average person with how often they get tested. Plus, you know, they know how to give good head.

Evil Jared got one lmao

Teehee guys I'm totally not repulsed by ugly cumbrains, just keep buying porn and you'll get a hot pornstar gf one day :)

the virgin playa vs the chad simp

Why do you have her on WhatsApp

Looks like Instagram

I think when she says "get" she means watch

Whaaaaat what happened there lol

She retired or it's a quarona thing or ?

she was making more selling lewds to absolute mouthbreathers than having her guts rearranged by random gregs

Gregs? ootl with the memays lol

Greg is a manโ€™s name.

Another word lost his meaning

Its heroin and coalburning time!!!!๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰

seethe

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You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....

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dont fall for it kings

treat them mean keep them keen

Treat them like dirt and they stick to you like mud.

Weirdly true. My last ex broke up with me by saying, and I fucking quote: "I've noticed you're trying really hard to be a better boyfriend these past few months, and I still love you - there's times I've hated you and still not been able to break up with you, but I'm just not attracted to you anymore"

trying really hard to be a better boyfriend

Simp

I was before, now I have learned to be a better abuser of women, alhamdulillah brother.

Inshallah

girlfriend

trying

You deserved it faggot

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This needs inscribed in stone

Bullshit

Eeeyuck

You have to treat women like shit

When I got fit, I realized all w*men care about is looks. I remember my ex-girlfriend telling me to quit obsessing over looks, working on myself and going to the gym.

When I let my guard down she cheated on me, then told me I wasnโ€™t good looking enough, go figure....

Shouldโ€™ve bullied her more

All women are Queens.

nah treat women like trash they like it

benis

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If she breathes... she's a THOT

That's a Nicknife quote right? He's so sexy, my Bufuentessy <<333

Nicknife

Literally who?

No it's a reference to this https://youtu.be/IdyXKJ8NcNI

All women are

queers.

It doesnโ€™t really mean anything when someone says something thatโ€™s self-serving. Of course sheโ€™s going to go to bat for her customers.

Itโ€™s like a car salesman saying people should buy more cars.

Because they are one rung lower than prostitutes.

At least some prostitutes get invited to high end parties and galas and casinos.

Porn stars exist so lonely men can watch them in private.

Prostitutes also do what they do in the dark, unless they get busted by the cops they can leave that life behind after they get clean/sober.

A porn star will never not be a former porn star, and will bring shame with them forever.

Pornstars go to autograph conventions and glamorous award shows lol

Sorry for the autism if you're merely impersonating a smug clueless boomer lol, it's a bit hard to tell these days (esp. if one can't pick up social cues).

Taking photos with chronic masturbators at 11am on a Wednesday at a convention in a Holiday Inn conference center

being a high class prostitute in Monaco that plays as arm candy for some powerful dude

Quite a big difference.

Chronic masturb8ors come in 2 types, crudely speaking.

Good morning Alix Lynx

Many porn stars make porn just to get their name out there, so they can become expensive escorts. They make most of their money as an escort, asking prices of like 6K a night or 1500/hour.

Their entire life is a big ol COPE where they try to convince themselves they aren't the absolute lowest of society. Even serial killers get more cultural relevance than whores.

She's snarky and grumpy to pirates and rightoids - not sure to whom elsemao

Thought this was the broad that killed herself

Give it time...

Simps deserve every STD they catch then.

No we they don't lol.

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Niggas actually want a blowjob that will result in them getting like 1000 different STIs lol.

shout out to anyone who paid hundreds for her snapchat, it got banned and NO REFUNDS ๐Ÿ˜

Yeah fuck off you just want those "simps" to pay your bills you dirty dirty cunt

She's way too rich to worry about bills lol

Because at this point โ€œsimpsโ€ are just men that have even a little respect for women. Incel mentality has poisoned the internet ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Whores don't deserve respect

Go downstairs and tell that to your mother

She is not a whore

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Women grasping at straws. Trannies will have nothing on this generation of whores once they are in their 40s

WORSHIP WOMEN GOYIM SELF ESTEEM IS OUTDATED