r/deuxrama: They tell me “you’ll never get a girlfriend” then I say how much money have you spent on yours, can you have sex anytime you want, does she have a say in what you do in your life, do you have to use a condom, does she do anal and have the perfect ass. Of course not 😂 you’ve cucked yourself simp.

They tell me “you’ll never get a girlfriend” then I say how much money have you spent on yours, can you have sex anytime you want, does she have a say in what you do in your life, do you have to use a condom, does she do anal and have the perfect ass. Of course not 😂 you’ve cucked yourself simp.

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1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-15

Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.

If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.

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