They say “you’ll never get a girlfriend” Then I say how much money have you spent on yours, does she have a say in what you do with your life, can you have sex anytime you want and do anal. Of course not 😂 you’ve cucked yourself simp.

1  2020-05-15 by gaz-digzy

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2  ToonamiWasted 2020-05-15

Son, you are a disappointment, Please stop having sex with rubber and come home. your mother won't stop crying.

1  [deleted] 2020-05-15

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1  gaz-digzy 2020-05-15

No dad gawd you’ll never understand me

2  kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-15

If your foid isn’t taking it up the ass, you’re undertraining her.

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1  Yanrogue 2020-05-15

god has forsaken us

2  Bald_junkie_manlet 2020-05-15

God died in 2012. The mayancels were right

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1  jamfdfd 2020-05-15

What the fuck are they

1  gaz-digzy 2020-05-15

The greatest invention since the wheel

1  jamfdfd 2020-05-15

Link?

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1  gaz-digzy 2020-05-15

http://www.bedroomjoys.com/category/realistic-toys-for-men/

1  KimYoJongGurlBoss 2020-05-15

Based.