Every kid before the internet has the dad's playboys or the amazing found a box of hustlers in the woods/ alley/ abandoned building sexual awakening story . Ngl kinda sad that pass the porno torch era is over
I saw a new plaboy a few years ago and man it's not the classy jerk rag it used to be. They always strategically airbrushed or positioned the models just so that their roasties and buttholes didn't show. Not anymore though. Now it's all seeing the camera flash. I wonder if they'll go the gynecological route soon and just show the cervix like 80s and 90s hustler did.
I learned to shave thanks to Playboy and their amazingly written articles.
We need a man who can photograph women naked and never be tempted because a dime a dozen isn’t the woman who gave you the ability to run the new Playboy Mansion.
I must accept this torch.
My daughter will be a financial mind and once of age, inheriting my throne. She will run the house, but make sure all girls learn options and taxes, the essentials of life.
I won’t wait for cancer I’m gonna spank the nurses asses in front of my wife and YOLO my favorite car into a concrete barrier when I’m not able to be hard anymore.
Gamers are a legitimate oppressed minority or something
I was high on blow last night and I wrote this. I have deleted the original post, but fuck it here it is.
This is a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY unpopular opinion. But I guess thats the point of This subreddit.
You might have seen the memes on the internet saying how gamers are the most oppressed group on the earth. And how they will “Rise Up”. On the surface this is a pretty stupid, and mostly nonsensical meme. But despite how ridiculous it might seem, there is a line of truth to the meme.
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2 penis_pump_broke_me 2020-05-15
I was going to be sad that there was even more agenda posting here but since it’s deuxrama royalty I’ll give it an ez upvote 🤗
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-15
My first porno was my father’s stack of Playboys he didn’t hide too well.
Vanna White was my personal favorite. 80’s hairy pussy was amazing
2 Bald_junkie_manlet 2020-05-15
Every kid before the internet has the dad's playboys or the amazing found a box of hustlers in the woods/ alley/ abandoned building sexual awakening story . Ngl kinda sad that pass the porno torch era is over
2 CasanovaNova 2020-05-15
It isn’t if I can buy Playboy.
Nothing like spanking furiously as you hear your mother’s heavier footsteps storming to the door but you’re SOOOO CLOSE
I’m Hugh Hefner 2.0
2 Bald_junkie_manlet 2020-05-15
I saw a new plaboy a few years ago and man it's not the classy jerk rag it used to be. They always strategically airbrushed or positioned the models just so that their roasties and buttholes didn't show. Not anymore though. Now it's all seeing the camera flash. I wonder if they'll go the gynecological route soon and just show the cervix like 80s and 90s hustler did.
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-15
I learned to shave thanks to Playboy and their amazingly written articles.
We need a man who can photograph women naked and never be tempted because a dime a dozen isn’t the woman who gave you the ability to run the new Playboy Mansion.
I must accept this torch.
My daughter will be a financial mind and once of age, inheriting my throne. She will run the house, but make sure all girls learn options and taxes, the essentials of life.
I won’t wait for cancer I’m gonna spank the nurses asses in front of my wife and YOLO my favorite car into a concrete barrier when I’m not able to be hard anymore.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-15
Gamers are a legitimate oppressed minority or something
I was high on blow last night and I wrote this. I have deleted the original post, but fuck it here it is.
This is a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY unpopular opinion. But I guess thats the point of This subreddit.
You might have seen the memes on the internet saying how gamers are the most oppressed group on the earth. And how they will “Rise Up”. On the surface this is a pretty stupid, and mostly nonsensical meme. But despite how ridiculous it might seem, there is a line of truth to the meme.
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1 SmoothBeetle 2020-05-15
Go fuck yourself, Ivanka would never!😡😡😡
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-15
She did for Daddy already
1 SmoothBeetle 2020-05-15
That’s different, that’s family
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-15
Ew
1 mob16151 2020-05-15
I hope so,if shes sexy enough for Trump,shes sexy enough for me.
1 _NoHype 2020-05-15
God I hope so
1 nothingBUTemotes 2020-05-15
😒