Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.
If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.
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Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.
If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.
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1 Supremely_Obese 2020-05-16
I am the one who jiggles.
1 VulvaRevolver 2020-05-16
Very true 😂 I'm shorter and balder though.
1 2Manadeal2btw 2020-05-16
Not a bosmer bussy post? Nice.
1 GWashingtonsGhost 2020-05-16
Oh get ready. Imma drop the fallout comic here
1 2Manadeal2btw 2020-05-16
Even better bro.
1 deeznutsdeeznutsdeez 2020-05-16
Did you make it? Pretty aesthetic man, captures the essence of why I jerk off to fallout. Even the shitter games.
1 whatdoestherocksay 2020-05-16
How’d you get this video of me?
1 le_tings 2020-05-16
aren't you the fallout comic guy? lol.
1 GWashingtonsGhost 2020-05-16
Well, yes. Most famously the skyrim comic guy.
1 TrezzBasedGod 2020-05-16
John Stockton has finally lost the plot I see