The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do.
To return the shopping cart is objectively right.
There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart.
You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do.
Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
Shit nigga I've put shopping carts that weren't mine away if they were en route. I am the second coming of Christ.
Good write up honestly, leaving your cart is such a strong indicator - 0.99 correlation - that you also contribute absolutely nothing to society in every other facet of life and should be chemically castrated.
Why? It's expensive and requires a lot of expensive monitoring. There are lots of low-tech ways to do it for cheap (crushing with stones, tying a string around the base, all types of blades...).
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1 stop-bann 2020-05-16
foundationed and cartpilled
1 yuhhhyhyehhs 2020-05-16
What do you call this art style
1 FloatyFish 2020-05-16
Zoomer nonsense
1 koloPL 2020-05-16
zoomerwave
1 CM_MMA 2020-05-16
it’s a parody of fashwave
1 Cheap-Power 2020-05-16
4chan
1 Bardfinnsstalker 2020-05-16
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do.
To return the shopping cart is objectively right.
There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart.
You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do.
Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
1 Bardfinnsstalker 2020-05-16
And that's a fact.
1 WDEvenWorse 2020-05-16
Based
1 deeznutsdeeznutsdeez 2020-05-16
Shit nigga I've put shopping carts that weren't mine away if they were en route. I am the second coming of Christ.
Good write up honestly, leaving your cart is such a strong indicator - 0.99 correlation - that you also contribute absolutely nothing to society in every other facet of life and should be chemically castrated.
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1 UnalignedRando 2020-05-16
Why? It's expensive and requires a lot of expensive monitoring. There are lots of low-tech ways to do it for cheap (crushing with stones, tying a string around the base, all types of blades...).
1 ZedAxer 2020-05-16
Yeah I love CBD
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-16
Shut up. I'm creating jobs you fucking peasants.
1 adderalladmiral419 2020-05-16
lol i slam my cart into nice cars and drive off
1 ponypopper 2020-05-16
same but jog off
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-16
Go off king
1 SnideBumbling 2020-05-16
tragedy of the cart-men.
1 DeTobiasch 2020-05-16
Insane amounts of based
1 g_street69 2020-05-16
surprised nobody mentioned the cart narcs