hm the pandemic that barely affects your mental state sure is difficult!

1  2020-05-16 by muchomasturbations

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My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!

Snapshots:

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It’s OK to be 350 pounds

Boris will find these lardthots and roast ‘em all.

Literally down 10lb since quarantine and I'm barely trying, stay mad fatties

pics?

Fuck it I’ll show off. Been working my ass off for this shit

omg yay

jk.

WTF NO

Stop larping as a chick and I might

im not larping as a chick wth

lol, ok bud.

why do you even care about my gender and think im lying? please post shirtless picture

Post tits and I'll post shirtless picture

dang it...

Go on sweaty, it's a fair exchange

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thank you!

Hey bby you like skinny men?

yes!

Are you a woman (female)?

yeah why?

Don't lie sweaty, lying is bad

WTF im not

Why do you pretend to be a woman? Are you a catfishing gay man or looking for incels to lure and murder?

why do you and others say im lying about my gender? i wasn’t planning on doing any of that.

Sorry sweaty, if you truly are a female, please provide photographic evidence so that the jannies can escort you out of here

Until then, you will be assumed to be a male

why though?

There is no reason for a woman to browse this place

my reason is i want to talk to skinny men

No woman would want this, and if she did she wouldn't do it here

well im doing it now

Ok incel

Post proof

incel?

maybe i want to stay anonymous. doesn’t mean im lying about my gender

the chad delusional lying vs the virgin demanding proof

Post GUSSY right now

...

Hey I'm really skinny, do you wanna see? I'm 6'4 and 78kg of pure muscle

yes!!

BLOAT

dang it...

What's wrong sweety?

117 kg is equivalent to the combined weight of 86.7 human brains


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Same. The gym being closed has caused me to lose mass

hi

I'm hoping it's mostly water/fat that I've lost. Seein some new veins that weren't there before but the longer this goes the more muscle I lose

loosing muscle is good

omg i cant recieve copious amounts of attention 😩😩😩

I went up like 10 pounds cause I haven’t been able to swim but once it’s over I’m probably going to lose it again in 2 weeks

blogposting

Wanna hear about the rest of my day

yes

Woke up at 11. Took my dog for a walk, cleaned up his shit (for free). Watched a movie. Talked to other deuxchads. That’s about it

What movie?

September 11th: The New Pearl Harbor

Did the good guys win in the end?

Lost big time

can you post pictures

I post about Jews on here bro I’m not doxxing myself

:(

barely affects your mental state

Imagine not having friends or other people to miss being around 😂

imagine not having internet access 😂

Let’s be real the hambeast that made this meme was shocking calories down their gullet whether or not there was a public health crisis

Fr tho this is a great time to workout, I’ve been makin mad gains with all the free time

gains are bad

Look at those chunky ankles oh my

i dont need a scale my body has lost its sense of hunger

As the virus is far more detrimental to the obese this is exactly the time where people should be monitoring their weight. lmao Big caskets are not beautiful.

And? What do you faggots have against a sturdy braphog?

As if they need more excuses.

Imagine not using the abundance of free time you have to better yourself. Holy shit, I hope this person dies

Lmao weakling euros are so starved for food that they are incapable of cultivating mass. This is antiAmerican propaganda designed to get us to lose our physical edge.