r/deuxrama: Someone posts a heckin yikes of a starterpack and reddit flings tendies everywhere

I would tell you that this would be a lot better if you included rightoid bullshit like "he had a hammer!" and "he was wearing boots!" that's the exact parallel of the "hands up, don't shoot!" bullshit. But then I see you in there claiming that George Orwell wasn't a socialist and I desperate cling to the hope that you're a troll.

1 Going2BreakFree 2020-05-16

What?

1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-16

That right?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orwell%27s_list

1 Redactor0 2020-05-16

anti-communist counter-propaganda

Everyone to the left of Pope Benedict is a communist, so this proves Orwell was actually tradcath.

set up by the Labour government in 1948

The late 1940s Labour Party that was extremely hostile to socialism.

persons he considered sympathetic to Stalinism

Only really hardcore right-wingers were opposed to Stalin in the late 1940s. It's not like the vast majority of people around the world hated him and communism. So Orwell definitely must have been an /r/ConsumeProduct subscriber.

On a scale of 14-18, how much of a zoomer are you?

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1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-16

I was going to wait for your reply to reveal to you the truth:

Orwell only narced on people more famous than him. Definitely /r/drama material instead.

1 Own3rsInc 2020-05-16

Imagine knowing this much about a failed ideology

1 heirloomwife 2020-05-16

Orwell liked to provoke arguments by challenging the status quo, but he was also a traditionalist with a love of old English values. He criticised and satirised, from the inside, the various social milieux in which he found himself—provincial town life in A Clergyman's Daughter; middle-class pretension in Keep the Aspidistra Flying; preparatory schools in "Such, Such Were the Joys";

nazbol orwell

1 CucksLoveTrump 2020-05-16

noooo not Orwell! next thing you'll tell me is my favorite horror author is a racist!

1 loli_esports 2020-05-16

https://i.imgur.com/yskW1Y6.png

1 ponypopper 2020-05-16

idk if orwell was much of a socialist. i think you would enjoy reading his short book The Road to Wigan Pier, its about this one time he went to the industrial slums of england to get to know the poor working class, and it left a profoundly sobering impression on him. the book is quite short so i encourage you to give it a try

0 A_Disgruntled_Mule 2020-05-16

idk if orwell was much of a socialist

Lmao he literally volunteered to fight a civil war on the side of the Spanish Republicans and wrote extensively about his socialist beliefs. How dense can you be?

1 reetface3 2020-05-16

What the fuck are you talking about?

1 XirallicBolts 2020-05-16

The "hands up" is usually a struggle. I've watched enough videos to notice a trend of ignoring explicit instructions

2 mob16151 2020-05-16

Not enough PoPo speak jive.

1 silverpanther17 2020-05-16

I desperate cling to the hope that you're a troll

1 UnrelentingCaptain 2020-05-16

Yeah I'm thinking he's based. I find it hilarious how the same people calling you a bootlicker would be the first ones to disarm you, only letting the government have access to firearms.

1 omegalolpoggers 2020-05-16

Nooo you cant criticize the media you hecking facist bootlicker!!!!! Funny how these brave anti-capitalists simp for corporations, all day, for FREE. 🤣

1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-05-16

Did you see how woke their last commercial was though

1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-16

You’re a bootlicker for defending cops and the people who want to disarm you are simps. It can go both ways.

1 deeznutsdeeznutsdeez 2020-05-16

As-salamu alaykum, brother 😄

1 rudeln 2020-05-16

alaikum as salam, arkadasch

1 HaveSomeRenaWare 2020-05-16

dude wtf is up with all those awards lmao

1 reetface3 2020-05-16

You sir, are a retard and a faggot.

Have my upvote

1 rudeln 2020-05-16

UwU

1 Yanrogue 2020-05-16

reading them now, lmao so many pissed off unemployed people

1 28th_boi 2020-05-16

based king

1 BigSmoke7615 2020-05-16

👑👑👑

1 RoboCombat 2020-05-16

Welcome home. That was some of the best shit I’ve read this week.

1 Supremely_Obese 2020-05-16

Bootyblaster redditors are my favorite kind of stupid. Absolutely fantastic work to that OP.

2 Duckasarus 2020-05-16

What does the first part mean ?

3 20171245 2020-05-16

I'm guessing bootyblasters make people butthurt

3 Duckasarus 2020-05-16

Ah thank you fren. I love them too

2 Supremely_Obese 2020-05-16

Bootyblasted but I was drunk.

1 Duckasarus 2020-05-16

LOL all good

1 CucksLoveTrump 2020-05-16

/u/bryannagraham97 please expound on which parts of the united states are a totalitarian state controlled by a police force and which parts aren't.

Very interested in the boots-on-the-ground takes of a barely fully cognitively developed young adult

1 bryannagraham97 2020-05-16

Under 287(g), ICE provides state and local law enforcement with the training and subsequent authorization to identify, process, and when appropriate, detain immigration offenders they encounter during their regular, daily law-enforcement activity.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/immigration/article235631727.html

https://www.nilc.org/issues/immigration-enforcement/localjusticeandice/

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/10/us/nypd-mother-child-video/index.html

Theyve been taking children away from parents that dont need to be. Black and brown communities have more police although crime rates for area codes surrounding black and brown ones are higher in most cases. It's really about perspective, and since most people on this thread dont live in black or brown neighborhoods, they dont see all the police that roam the streets or just hide out hoping the catch someone doing something, or even worse.

When you actively avoid the truth of the matter then you remain willfully ignorant.

1 CucksLoveTrump 2020-05-16

and since most people on this thread dont live in black or brown neighborhoods

Amazing how you know where everyone lives!

I can report from South TX, no police randomly roaming the streets, even in the sketchier parts of town. In fact, I can report POC communities down here having a pretty open dialogue with police, including regular meetings with our chief!

You've linked two different locales. Perhaps the authoritarian police state is only on the eastern seaboard? When I was in Boston in Feb I didn't see any cops cracking down on the homeless or Mexicans but I am 20/100 without my glasses, so who knows.

1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-16

having a pretty open dialogue with police, including regular meetings with our chief

weird flex but ok

1 CucksLoveTrump 2020-05-16

our whole community is brown people and our chief has an open-door policy. the kid doesn't know how the real world works because he's lived his entire life being fed a narrative by teachers and the internet

1 AndemanMan 2020-05-16

but buzzfeed said so... buzzfeed is always right, even when they said iron man was going to come back to life

1 Fill_the_urn 2020-05-16

Nah I'm starting to think these "people" are the real paid shills trying to influence public opinion

1 TheWoodlandClearing 2020-05-16

although crime rates for area codes surrounding black and brown ones are higher in most cases

Wow, I can't imagine why.

1 AndemanMan 2020-05-16

ssh, that frog in a tuxedo is about to make an announcement

1 Ohnoidontlikethat 2020-05-16

Lmao god damn the lack of self awareness in that statement is hilarious.

1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-16

those area codes were the ones who participated in the FBI’s optional crime study lol

I live in a high net worth area, why would I decrease property values by joining that study?

1 IncelReadingHour 2020-05-16

lol you are an idiot

1 ponypopper 2020-05-16

most people on this thread dont live in black or brown neighborhoods

considering that east alabama where i live has like the highest proportion of black people per capita out of anywhere in the entire country, i respectfully disagree lmao

1 TakeMyVerySoul 2020-05-16

and since most people on this thread dont live in black or brown neighborhoods

Thank fuck.

1 Lt_Dan13 2020-05-16

You lost ICE activities like they are a bad thing. You have no Nation if you have no borders or don’t defend and enforce them.

1 a_few 2020-05-16

I used to live in Detroit for a time, and I can tell you there were no cops roaming the streets at all. They actually don’t pull you over for running red lights as long as it doesn’t result in an accident, and they don’t ticket you if you don’t have insurance in a lot of cases. They generally don’t show up for traffic tickets, and their probation system is known to be a joke. They are generally killed in assaults. if you look at the numbers here, 48 of them were murdered by gunfire, and another 14 were run over

1 SnideBumbling 2020-05-16

and here's why that's a good thing!

1 silverpanther17 2020-05-16

When you actively avoid the truth of the matter then you remain willfully ignorant.

When you actively agendapost on a drama subreddit then you remain a humongous faggot.

1 TribalRevolt 2020-05-16

I grew up in the fucking hood. there were no cops around ever. everybody who ever lived in the ghetto know goddamn cops are never near and God help your ass if you ever need them. your pasty milquetoast gated community ass doesn't know shit

1 m0o_o0m 2020-05-16

they don't see all the police that roam the streets or just hide out hoping the catch someone doing something

You have described the function of a police officer--that is exactly their job the world over. If you don't break the law in front of them you don't get shit like 99% of the time.

1 Fill_the_urn 2020-05-16

I've talked to more black people this month even with social distancing than you have your whole life and it shows.

1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-05-16

and since most people on this thread dont live in black or brown neighborhoods

Why would I go to those places?

1 adderalladmiral419 2020-05-16

all parts of the us are an authoratiran police state until we outlaw taxes

1 CucksLoveTrump 2020-05-16

dodging taxes is your civic duty as an American

1 NotClothed 2020-05-16

Wow the first Ted talk that wasn't retarded.

1 languidhorse 2020-05-16

The thoreau talk

1 adderalladmiral419 2020-05-16

this country was founded on avoiding taxes

1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-16

inshallah

1 Schr1mpy 2020-05-16

I am one of those tendie flinging redditors and proud.

1 Angrygrape1337Reborn 2020-05-16

The reason Reddit hates cops is because they get arrested a lot, which sounds pretty badass (like "Yeah, I got in a fight, jail don't scare me!") until you hear that they got arrested for either shoplifting (I needed that new Nintendo Switch, but Capitalism won't let me) or going apeshit over a different opinion (not only political, but if you don't like Harry Potter, they start slap-fighting).

1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-05-16

I just thought they were self hating mayo liberals who bought into the propaganda that joggers are being jailed for no reason while countless violent mayo on mayo crime go unpunished

1 genuinegrill 2020-05-16

1 LB333 2020-05-16

If you think of them all as Chris Chan, their retardation and arrests make a lot more sense

1 GRU_4_YOU 2020-05-16

I disagree. The reason Reddit hates police is because they only have ever see the police on reddit. Now think about that, they only ever see the police on the internet....that means they never rode bikes past dark as a kid, never went to an ill fated house party as a teen, never stood outside the bar past closing as an adult, they never walked around the fair with their families. They are losers, they are nobodies and they are easily swayed by internet propaganda against police.

They are afraid of the police because they know any day police are the ones who will be knocking down their door to arrest them for CP

1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-16

All of the above is true. At the same time, cops deserve everything that happens to them.

1 GRU_4_YOU 2020-05-16

I agree they deserve never getting convicted fuck criminals. who cares if they get blasted

1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-16

Lmao imagine thinking reddit manchildren put themselves in positions to be arrested. They hate cops because they're contrarian and because dem dere darkies hate them so they do the right thing by joining their side

1 Angrygrape1337Reborn 2020-05-16

Well Chris Chan did get arrested for pepper-spraying a Gamestop employee all because Sonic had blue arms in Sonic Boom.

1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-16

Or from taxes. vomit.

1 cragfar 2020-05-16

Please cooperate

1 adderalladmiral419 2020-05-16

post body

1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-16

Inaccurate, since it’s America they should both be noticeably overweight

1 BiggestThiccBoi 2020-05-16

chapos SEETHING

1 LoliIsArt 2020-05-16

That's pretty much every day at this point

1 cubev6million 2020-05-16

Dialating*

1 deeznutsdeeznutsdeez 2020-05-16

How can you possibly consider a screwdriver to be a weapon. Maybe they were just repairing circuit boards 🤔

1 TheBreakshift 2020-05-16

Gotta love how their knee-jerk response is to just call OP a bootlicker rather than contest anything in the picture because it's all true lmao.

2 XirallicBolts 2020-05-16

ONE JOKE

1 Yanrogue 2020-05-16

They are just mad because they love commie flavored boots.

1 ObjectiveCode4 2020-05-16

Whoever out the wholesome award on it... Nice.

1 GRU_4_YOU 2020-05-16

NOOOOO You can’t use awards like that!!1!!

1 MetroidSkittles 2020-05-16

Holy fuck the bootlick.

2 YaBoiTROD 2020-05-16

Make an argument instead of calling everything a bootlicker

1 GRAW_Redux 2020-05-16

nigga

litterally

1 mob16151 2020-05-16

Holy fuck the lame

1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-16

Your mom licks boots under the overpass for ten cents a pop

1 erythro 2020-05-16

If you are ready for some wordswordswords this pretty much 100% explains the meme. The non-controversially wrong police brutality cases everyone agrees are terrible, and so they don't go viral and no one cares. The controversial ones make mayos mad which then feeds back into the outrage and makes it go viral.

I probably didn't need to explain that last part though as drama subs are the dregs that are left after several cycles of outrage feeding outrage.

1 XirallicBolts 2020-05-16

non controversial blah blah

Except they won't shut up about that one guy in a hotel hallway, despite everyone agreeing the cop was in the wrong

1 erythro 2020-05-16

I've not heard of that
The point of the article is it took shitty unclear cases to generate controversy that expose the obvious ones. Obviously wrong ones being talked about now on the back of a meme parodying the unclear ones just proves the point.

1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-16

Wait what is this referencing? It's not ahmaud, did ANOTHER black man get killed lmao?

1 GRU_4_YOU 2020-05-16

It references the majority of police shootings that reddit propagates as “bad.” The fact of the matter most police shootings are justified.

1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-16

Oh I thought it was talking about something specific

1 GRU_4_YOU 2020-05-16

Nope. Its always the same old story with an interesting lie. This week’s lie is that it was the “wrong house” despite being specifically listed on the warrant. Reddit doesn’t know warrants are hard to get and need to be signed off by exceedingly liberal district attorneys and fairly liberal judges.

“Unarmed” is usually means they didn’t have a firearm but had an assortment of other weapons, was reaching for the officer’s weapon, their own or implying they had a weapon. The Dreamers in Gran Turino even fell for it when Clint Eastwood implied he had a weapon

1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-16

The fact of the matter most police shootings are justified.

Especially the ones where they’re the victims

1 GRU_4_YOU 2020-05-16

okay edge lord

1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-16

Seethe. Is your bf a cop or something?

1 GRU_4_YOU 2020-05-16

okay edge lord

0 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-16

Mayo fragility 😂😂

1 GRU_4_YOU 2020-05-16

okay edge lord

1 adhamrlf 2020-05-16

a classic case of reddit chatting shit, but not being able to handle the bang

1 GRU_4_YOU 2020-05-16

Im surprised the jānnīes didn’t ya’ll that thread for wrong think. Maybe they left it up to distract from how 6 powerjans control what 300,000,000 monthly users see

1 XirallicBolts 2020-05-16

They're all too busy eating. There was a successful Dominos astroturf campaign today so all mods got a 50% discount on pizza

1 OneFistDaddy 2020-05-16

Pizza you say...

1 strumyabird 2020-05-16

300 000 000? That number seems pretty high. If you said 6 million I could believe it.

1 GRU_4_YOU 2020-05-16

430,000,000 monthly users actually

1 FORESKIN-GANG 2020-05-16

There’s probably like 100mil legit users and a bunch of based retards making new accounts every week

1 GRU_4_YOU 2020-05-16

Making new accounts is fun. Farm enough karma on based subs, comment on quatentined subs so NPCs can’t see any previous comments, play along on cucked subs, then set them up for the troll. Like do these retards not read my username?

1 FORESKIN-GANG 2020-05-16

I just make another account when i get sick of my username tbh, so far FORESKIN-GANG is alright

1 Vxncenzo 2020-05-16

Day of the rope for internet janitors when? This is a call to violence against jannies!

1 AccurateSprinkles8 2020-05-16

Its shøåd now

1 WuhanForAll 2020-05-16

It's like a narrative war on the sub between this and this.

1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-16

The seethe especially from europoors is incredible.

1 Lord_of_the_beans_ 2020-05-16

These retards don’t know how to say anything but bootlicker