So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!
I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.
For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.
The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.
Whoa whoa whoa there chad, or Thad , or whatever your Doug bag name is, I’m bisexual. So that means I’m balls deep in your wife while I’m sucking dick. In a property you might own. While smoking meth. And here’s the kicker! YOULL NEVER FUCKING KNOW. It’ll eat at your greedy little heart too!
Eat shit dude. Y’all can harass me all you want. I have no shame about any of my life. And when you have your final day, and I have mine, I bet you I had way more fun, and way more genuine human interaction that you ever even attempted. Keep on acting like you’re something. Without people to live in your properties, you have little to no income. Then you’re shit, on the bottom of someone else’s shoe. Just like all the homeless, junkies, and faggots you scam and hate so much. But it’s all good. I’m sure you put up a gold show and fool everyone into thinking you don’t lice some monotone, average fucking life with a woman that only likes you because of who she thinks you are.
Man. Here’s the thing about people like you that inhabit this sub. And everyone else. Everyone has a skeleton, a secret if you will. Everyone has a dark side to them. Maybe you fuck midgets! Maybe some one else on this sub is two empty rental properties away from being fucking broke! The point is that you don’t know shit. All you’re doing is talking it. To a stranger on the internet. What a tough guy. What a big man. Oh no! You called me a faggot? You don’t think
I have a good job and a nice house of my own?! Oh well! I’m half a faggot and cock is deliscious. And I sleep well at night knowing that I’m not running a daily gamble as a job, and then swinging dick around town like I’m something, when I’m not. Your all sad, sad people. The only thing I have in common with you fucking miserable fucks is that one day, we’ll all die.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-16
So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!
I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.
For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.
The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.
In conclusion, be happy about your height
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2 LongPostBot 2020-05-16
Wow, you must be a JP fan
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2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-16
So sad to see the drug fuelled ramblings of an addict 😭😭 I hope he gets the help he needs
1 adderalladmiral419 2020-05-16
literal chad shit
1 jewdanksdad 2020-05-16
Lol u/pantyboi85