To be fair, said foid was with him from before he ever founded Faceberg. You can't buy that kind of history and loyalty from the beginning with a trophy foid.
At least he didn't go full retard like Bezos did and cheat on his 8/10 milf wife for some literal LA CREATURA foid, get divorced, and lose a ton of his assets.
All successful moids realize the value of azn tiger wife, this is why Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell have them. You think a Talulah Riley or a Grimes is gonna cut your hair, cook a mean shortrib, and teach your kids calculus?
Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.
2016: Build an Artificial Intelligence System and Run 365 Miles
2017: Visit Every US State
2018: Fix Facebook!
He's still stuck on that one though.
Look, they seem kinda lame but if a boring middle aged guy at a work function said one of these things was his goal you'd kinda nod your head and ask a few polite questions about it and maybe think that even if he was a boring guy at least he was trying to make an effort.
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4 ballrot 2020-05-17
How that nigga get two haircuts
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1 Comrade_Natalie 2020-05-17
😳
1 CriticalAttempt2 2020-05-17
TWO CUTS, TWO SCOOPS, TWO TERMS
2 NlGGABOD_CRANE 2020-05-17
Link:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAQ6NpFA-au/?igshid=1tm8lonmzgycc
2 boyoyoyoyong 2020-05-17
Be billionaire marry a foid that looks like a mail order bride for obese mayo moids in their mid 50's. What did he mean by this
1 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-05-17
Same reason he drives an Acura: safe, comfortable, not ostentatious
1 KarlMarxWasRacist 2020-05-17
Very ergonomic, good mileage and low cost.
1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-05-17
An Acura has curves.
1 YrjoWashingnen 2020-05-17
To be fair, said foid was with him from before he ever founded Faceberg. You can't buy that kind of history and loyalty from the beginning with a trophy foid.
At least he didn't go full retard like Bezos did and cheat on his 8/10 milf wife for some literal LA CREATURA foid, get divorced, and lose a ton of his assets.
1 caffeine_g0d 2020-05-17
most expensive nut in history
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-17
Meme gender
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1 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-05-17
All successful moids realize the value of azn tiger wife, this is why Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell have them. You think a Talulah Riley or a Grimes is gonna cut your hair, cook a mean shortrib, and teach your kids calculus?
2 GoogleLavonAffair000 2020-05-17
why is his maid still working instead of complying with the quarantine?
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-17
Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.
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1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-05-17
I refuse to believe his hair actually grows like a human's.
1 helegad 2020-05-17
They fixed the bug that caused it to grow abnormally slow in v1.56-rc2. It should match regular human growth speed now.
1 adderalladmiral419 2020-05-17
kinda dissapointing that this guy is a billionare but wasted it by being a sperg who did nothing cool with his wealth
i am extremely jealous
1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-05-17
There's his list of challenges, though they were kind of lame (other than killing and eating a goat) - https://observer.com/2019/01/facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-new-year-resolution-10-year/
2009: Wear a Tie to Work Every Day
2010: Learn Mandarin
2011: Only eat meat he killed himself
2012: Code Every Day
2013: Meet More People Outside Facebook
2014: Write a Thank-You Note Each Day
2015: Read a Book Every Other Week
2016: Build an Artificial Intelligence System and Run 365 Miles
2017: Visit Every US State
2018: Fix Facebook!
He's still stuck on that one though.
Look, they seem kinda lame but if a boring middle aged guy at a work function said one of these things was his goal you'd kinda nod your head and ask a few polite questions about it and maybe think that even if he was a boring guy at least he was trying to make an effort.
2 adderalladmiral419 2020-05-17
bruh if i was a billionare id go do a shitton of drugs and fuck thai ladyboys not go hunting
1 I_Shah 2020-05-17
I’d go full MacAfee
1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-05-17
He didn't go hunting. He just butchered a few chickens and a goat.
2 VanillaReign 2020-05-17
Kinda disappointed this didn't end with Zuck creating a hunting lodge where they track and kill homeless people in the wilderness.
1 BerniesFatCock 2020-05-17
Creepy soulless Zuck
1 yocrappacrappa 2020-05-17
Do lizardmen have real hair?
1 [deleted] 2020-05-17
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1 morethanjustasloth 2020-05-17
Lizard man talking about normality.
1 mob16151 2020-05-17
Is that Data from star trek?