Do it, kings.

1  2020-05-17 by garfcis

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Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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Take the red Ted pill 📵📵📵

Take the darkwraith pill

alternate between the ted pill and dog pill every other day

What the fuck?

Did that king really say that?

yes, bro

lol one of the Wachowski brothers told him to fuck off

good

I wonder when people will realize that "creating" something does not mean you'll control how people see and use it (ake the Pepe lesson, or death of the author if you're a pretentious faggot).

I dont give a fuk its whatevaa

Worst Offenders:

  1. JK Rowling retconning her dumb books on twitter whenever a thought flits through her head.
  2. Frank Zappa bitching about his audience clapping for the wrong parts of his songs.
  3. Nietzsche telling his sister to stop trying to co-opt him into a zealous anti-semitic volk movement 3.

*sisters

Pretty sure they chopped their dicks off.

So they're self-harmers. Doesn't make them women.

How long before he gets heckin canceled for yikeserino misogyny for this? Invest in Dramacoin now! Buy buy BUY,!

Within few Hours, expect hastag elonmuskiscancelled to trend on Twitter

idk, but I already got cancelled, so whateva

Is he dare I say our African American

He is our Jogga

African American != jogger. Jogger = African American.

yea.

elon read bap book!!

read the brap book!!

brap age mindset

brapper age

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Sucking off billionaires isn’t based

Influencing them is

sentient

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True, but the redpill is.

But Elon is basedrino and redpillrino

The best part is how he used the Democratic Socialist rose which all the Blue Checkies love putting on their profiles. Now that emoji is effectively cancelled and a symbol of the alt-right 🌹

oh fuck I dont really use twatter so I didn't know that lmaolamoa

🌹🌹🌹🌹everywhere

I assume in his own mind, Musk is the man to head up the overthrow of the Directorate?

He will be, I guess.

I'll be his right hand man if he'll take me.

Oh there's no danger of that.

Bro, would you die for daddy elon?

No.

Why not? if he was leading the boogaloo, would you do it?

Uh, well mostly because I'm an owl. It's so weird I have to keep explaining that to you.

I don't know what a boogaloo is.

okay, cool bro, have a good one.

Salut!

So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!

I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.

For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.

The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.

In conclusion, be happy about your height

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short kings rise up

It just so happens...

the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex

Oh wait a guy who wrote this.

always a good thing.

Elon only cares about money, he is too self centered and somehow made himself look good by posting memes.

he literally tweeted "I hope tesla stocks fall, they are too high"

Are you sure he isn’t just manipulating stock prices with tweets like that?

he owns the majority shares, so he would be stupid to devalue his own stonks, unless he wanted to buy 100% of them back, like an autist.

based and millionairepilled