People treat their pets even better than their kids.

Words words words 😴

When you're an antisocial asshole so you blame everyone else instead of recognising you're a insufferable fag

Would be more accurate if the dog was a pibble

He just wants to play

Centrist take: Children and dogs are both awful.

Broke-having dependant animal

Woke- having dependant child

Bespoke- sports car

I have a dog and a sports car. Where does that put me? Aside from in a midlife crisis, I mean.

where does that put me?

Gay

What kind?

Pibble mix and a Miata.

Extremely unwoke

A Miata is the first thing I'm buying to celebrate my sex change. The second thing will be a noose.

Hey, don't knock it til you try it. The sex change, I mean.

Children are awful because most parents suck at parenting raising their kids on iPads and sugar.

Except children are awful even when raised by luddites.

Because raising fat media addicted kids is progressive.

Depends on which path you're trying to progress on.

Based and Dogpilled.

don’t bring more people into the world, adopt instead

sure, but there’s over 100,000 children in the us alone that need to be adopted

Why don't they just not lose their family ?

damn u right

sinple really..

Hehe I’ll just have kids with a guy who has to settle for 36 year old me in his late 30s.

Wait, doc, did you say down syndrome? how could this happen?

Long nose, case closed

Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.

I feel like society is ready.

I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.

Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.

There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.

There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through

Snapshots:

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The worst thing about people who like animals is that they would like children but are in denial. Like you don't want kids fair enough but then why own a pet?

The people who own English bulldogs (FUCKING GUILTY, but I inherited and didn't spend a dime so eh) are the worst and most annoying ones, they literally buy a breed that cost the same as a fucking real child to maintain.

Source ?

they would like children

No. Lmao you think they're childfree for no reason? They hate children and the effort raising them entails, pets are a low effort substitute and allow them to control something while getting affection in return without needing to put in actual effort

Why would I want to put in "actual effort" and raise a child? 50% chance it's a foid, and we all know that raising a daughter is the ultimate cuckoldry. 50% chance it's a moid, who will, at best, grow up to be yet another fucking mayo, and at worst, grow up to be a mayo troid. Fuck all of that. My dog is a natural radical centrist.

Based and breedingpilled

Send me pictures if your dog grilling and I will sell my daughter into slavery and buy a pibble.

row up to be yet another fucking mayo

There is a solution for this. Just saying.

Based

And sometimes it's the husband too

“Most women go infertile at 40 and die at 80. What are you going to do for those 40 long years?”

~ some guy on twitter

whatever tf i want lmfao same shit i been doing for the past 40 years

Cope

post body!

dilate

Fuck the dog obviously

Bad Dragon dildos

Most women go infertile at 40

If they are not fat, it is more around 45.

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this is really cutting edge commentary man. you seem really cool and smart.

Dog mommy cope

unfunny retard cope

unironically seething

Go get knotted by your doggo sweaty, you're cranky

Furparent mad ?

This is just r/ConsumeProduct bullshit made by a fucking retard.

fucking retard

Then he 100% belongs here.

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Imagine caring for something with a life expectancy of < 20 years. This is also why abortions should be legal

I like the idea of abortion but I don't like the idea of foids choosing it.

Mandatory abortion for all foids if the fetus is female

I have a 2 year old dog and a new born. I figure with the breed type the dog will be dead in say 12-13 years. It will be one of my daughters best friends through her juvenile years and then teach her an important lesson in loss and death.

Ok but consider how long Islam has lasted.

Too long? It's basically v3 of Judaism but even more batshit than the dick choppers / suckers. And don't get me started on the tards that worship a literal criminal and then talk about BLUE LIVES MATTER

The point is it has a life expectancy of more than 20 years.

oh yeah, i forgot what i posted before. i just reply from the inbox page and continue whatever new circlejerk appears there

I never even thought of the criminal thing lmao. It actually makes sense. If they were there they would have supported the Romans

Herb gardens btfo

Is this why no one cares about black on black gun crime?

tbh if you're dead and I didn't already care before, why would i start after?

r/Dogfree user salty that a pooch gets more mayo pusse than he does.

You could substitute the dog for a baby in the comic and nothing about it would change

Dogs for their whole fucking lifetimes piss and shit all over the place

Children only for a few years

You're making a whole lot of assumptions here

when ur furbaby kills a child so you have proof pets > kids

If youre retarded your kids will piss and shit on the floor anyway

Your dogs don't love you. They just pretend to care about the existence of this weird fat bald captor for food and treats. And even if they did love you, that would be Stockholm syndrome, so you just can't win as a furparent.