Elon Muskrat: "Take the red pill 🌹". Ivanka Trump: "Taken!". ✔️s are really fucking mad.

1  2020-05-18 by thowaway_throwaway

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Lmao

taken

marries one of the 6 gorillion

What did she mean by this?

inherits husband’s wealth

inherits daddy’s wealth

inherits husband’s wealth

inherits daddy’s wealth

Twitter and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

But sissy hypno is the internet's redemption

But great for dramacoin. I envision a world where all geopolitics happens on twitter.

World war three is going to be trump calling putin a nigger on a live stream😶

Inshallah

Bring back Celebrity Death Match

Good morning I hate journalists

take solace in the fact that they will all be homeless or working in retail soon (if they aren't already)

Come on, that’s not fair or true.

A tiny minority of them will manage to learn Javascript. Only 99% of them will starve to death. Next time check your premises before you post.

It’s a nice thought but in reality they will move back in with their extremely rich New York City parents. They never did it for the money

Based take, fellow anon.

Journalists are the backbone of our democracy.

Elon wants attention so he acts like a twat on twitter until journies take the bait, works every time

Isn’t she married to a )ew?

You're not funny, you're not clever, and no matter how much or how often you tell yourself otherwise, making other people angry has absolutely no value whatsoever. Even the enjoyment is fleeting; you know that. The rush you get never lasts. You spend your days being shocking for the sake of it, rolling in deeper and more wretched sewage like it's a race to the bottom of every ladder in the universe, and for what? You're not special. You're not in an exclusive club of the clued-in and the free-thinking. You are wearing a thin mask consisting of edgy memes, shock value and faux nihilism that you've convinced yourself is good enough to call a personality, that you think will cover up the nothing behind it. You're wrong. Step back, reflect, admit your faults and grow up.

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Ivanka is hot af, come at me

Seconded

Rocketman has gone mad