I flossed too hard this morning and I can still taste the coppery residue of swallowed blood in the back of my throat. I used Listerine afterwards and my mouth feels like it’s on fire but I manage a smile to no one as I step out of the elevator, brushing past a hung-over Wittenborn, swinging my new black leather attaché case from Bottega Veneta.
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5 Chapose 2020-05-18
Wtf is wrong with his dick
5 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-05-18
Bee stung his head so it swelled up
4 knack_is_back 2020-05-18
I am confused
6 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-05-18
Dude who posted himself fucking a granny probably kidnapped her to do so as she was literally reported missing.
3 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-18
How do they know that it’s her?
2 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-05-18
No one does but it's still fucking hilarious to assume it is
3 Throwaway_6664206969 2020-05-18
That's his facebook, and the picture of the silver alert is his profile pic.
2 Throwaway_6664206969 2020-05-18
That's his facebook, and the picture of the silver alert is his profile pic.
2 botrickbateman 2020-05-18
I flossed too hard this morning and I can still taste the coppery residue of swallowed blood in the back of my throat. I used Listerine afterwards and my mouth feels like it’s on fire but I manage a smile to no one as I step out of the elevator, brushing past a hung-over Wittenborn, swinging my new black leather attaché case from Bottega Veneta.
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2 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-18
Baste
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-18
Cool story, bro
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1 Sanjew 2020-05-18
nsfw this shit i don't want to see old man penis now
I wanted to see it later