I'm extremely pathetic and somehow this man is more pathetic than me

lol at guys who wear hats indoors and think that no one can tell they're just hiding their baldness.

mayo

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Yes

I call these kind of people Cap Cucks.

hey i wear hats indoors because the AC vent blows shit into my eyes X>X

To determine if a fanfiction is worth your time, just ask yourself this.

"Is there bussy ass fucking?"

If the answer is no, then it's not worth your time.

I can’t help but feel like people like that have had abusive childhoods. It’s the social equivalent of smearing faeces on the walls. Intentionally doing things that are weird and unpleasant for everyone involved just to provoke (justified) negative attention.

Snapshots:

1. CONSOOME OLD SITCOMS PRODOOCE FAN E... - archive.org, archive.today

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Semptience.

and not a single one of them will ever be used for anything and absolutely no one will ever care. good use of time

Assuming an hour per page (which is super generous for screenwriting) he spent the equivalent of 22.5 work weeks, almost half a working year, writing something which by law can only be rewarded with fake internet points.....

Meh, better to spend time improving a skill rather than wasting time on games

I play games to improve my resistance to gunfire related stress

Burger problems

It’s too bad because he’s obviously creative. And I won’t deny The Office was a good show. But damn do something original. Fan fiction for a dead show? Maybe he’s doing it for visibility but idk.

He looks so proud

that smug face

Well I no longer feel shame for time wasted being a gaymer. At least I wasn't doing this shit.

This is too sad for me to make fun of

God I fucking hate that show

Seems like a strong reaction to a bland show

Yeah, exactly

the show itself is forgettable.

everyone having a love affair with it as this fake group of workers is their family makes it irksome.

Im guessing you were too young to see how friends was received

Friends was better. It is better

is friends better than the office?

I tried and I actually can't think of an argument I'm more indifferent about.

Whether you are retarded or super dummy mode

Joey was pretty great.

One's a funny sitcom and one's a sort-of funny soap opera. I don't get why they're both called "sitcoms".

Well, at least in the office we have jim looking at the camera instead of a laugh track, its marginally better.

It really isnt

Laugh tracks are the cancer of comedy bud.

S E E T H E you contrarian faggot

Stfu

Take your hydroxychloroquine just like your daddy

Stop talking like a boomer

C O P E

It's homophobic, fatphobic, racist, chauvinistic, mysoginistic and funny. What's not to love?

It is none of those things

Which ones do you like?

Holy fuck this is sad

Hopefully the Jews that own the rights to the office sue this loser. Fair use has let too many nobodies slide by on someone else’s work.

Imagine wasting your talent writing soy fan fiction for a shitty tv show for women

Totally hear this! And I love the way it ended as well. More so wanted to answer questions of how The Office would approach things like Uber, TikTok, La Croix, Baby Yoda, etc. Cheers!

American who say cheers should be beaten in the streets like dogs.

Oh my god he actually has a character bitching about Trump. This is so fucking bad it boggles the mind:

ERIN

Yeah! Go home, Kevin! Fake news!

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM — DAY

ERIN talking head.

ERIN

Yes, I’m doing great. I have no idea what’s going on, but I feel great. I’m saying whatever, screaming at people and just all around not making any sense. I get it all from the president's Twitter account. Our president, not another country’s president.

ERIN looks down at her phone, scrolling through it.

ERIN

Ah, yes, this one’s great! “No collusion!” I’ve used that about four times this week alone. I like to think it means “There’s a client on the line!” The rest of the office doesn’t see it as clearly as I do. We’ve lost two accounts this week . . . but they’ll catch on soon enough.

that's a joke, right? dude spend countless hours of his free time on this autism overload, and this is the caliber of dialogue he came up with?

CONSOOME

Shut the fuck uo zoomer

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