My personal opinion is that Trump is bad for America, so good for the world (except in the fight against global warning, but I am not a poor so I don't care).
I think it was actually a bat eater responsible for this, they almost the opposite of a libtard, though have been known to use libtard talking points when it serves their goals.
This is the only legit criticism of democracy, imo. No other system of government would even think about making lots of young men unemployed to save a few old fuckers. Unemployed young men overthrow countries. But old people vote more often.
It can barely even be called democracy at this point when young people hardly vote but these old fucks will vote on anything they can get their wrinkly hands on. It's boomer-cracy and the boomer politicians know they have to pander to their senile boomer voting base.
Literally all they did in their lives was steal from the generations in the future. They’re the reason everything is so bad now, but do they care? Only when it returns back to them. Man, I fucking hate boomers.
I'm a 6 ft tall strong male with a slight beer belly (at most an extra 10-15 pounds and I'm working on losing it) strong eyes and a full head of blond hair. I'm confident, I give everything my all, and people are naturally drawn to me. How the fuck don't you find me attractive anymore. Aren't I good enough? Don't I work hard enough? Try hard enough? You can't have sex and my parts work fine, I have never prematured in my life and YOU aren't attracted to ME!? My dick is average length and slightly thicker than normal, is that not good enough? What is wrong with me that you suddenly don't find me attractive anymore?
Fuck you.
Fuck you for all the times you treated me like shit. Fuck you for all the times you raged at me infront of my friends and I had to come up with excuses for you. Fuck you for all the times others questioned why I was with you and I had to scramble for an answer, when the only answer was I loved you anyways. I loved you because like me you have your flaws but you care, and you are passionate, and you try. I wanted to believe in you the way others believe in me despite my flaws. I wanted to care regardless because we share so much in common and get along so well. I put my all into this.
I'm sorry I am so angry when neither of us deserve it. It didn't end with a bang, it didn't end with a fight, it ended with a whimper. The last ember of an old flame finally extinguished on a cold winters night. You said you were sorry. You said I was an amazing boyfriend and an amazing person. You said you hate yourself for not finding me attractive and not loving me.
It's over, I pulled the trigger on facebook after you told me we were through. My last words to you were; "goodbye, I loved you".
Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.
I don’t delete my posts, which makes it easy to keep.
And
It’s a 6 year old post. Quite often some butt hurt person like you will dredge it up, because I live rent free in your ricecel head.
Every time you do, about once every 3 or 4 months, it’s like a time capsule that shows me how far I have grown and how I have changed. It reminds me of all the awesome things I have done since exiting that toxic relationship.
Thanks for being this month’s useful idiot. It cheered me up, since last time it was posted to me I got another promotion and gained another new hobby, can’t wait to see what next time looks like.
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2 Joker_IRL_2020 2020-05-19
Imagine thinking a newscaster caused her death and not the fucking retarded New York mayor nigga that put covid patients in nursing homes
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1 braveathee 2020-05-19
No, faggot.
1 ibby66 2020-05-19
*fagbot
1 Das_rite_ 2020-05-19
Most boomers are Trump supporters. So shouldn't it be a win?
1 braveathee 2020-05-19
My personal opinion is that Trump is bad for America, so good for the world (except in the fight against global warning, but I am not a poor so I don't care).
1 ZolpidemDunmer 2020-05-19
Based boomercide
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1 reetface3 2020-05-19
Funny.
I laugh.
1 meatpuppet79 2020-05-19
Why are all the barrels firing at once? that sort of defeats the purpose of the whole system.
1 TimGuoRen 2020-05-19
NERD
1 meatpuppet79 2020-05-19
If there's anything firing at the Chinese, I'd hope it's running cool in order to sustain its rate of fire, there are a lot of them afterall.
1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-05-19
That's what God created nukes for.
1 Crack_Dangus 2020-05-19
Do you think that libtards know how a gun works? They probably think it has more barrels so it can fire 17 magazine clips at the same time
1 meatpuppet79 2020-05-19
I think it was actually a bat eater responsible for this, they almost the opposite of a libtard, though have been known to use libtard talking points when it serves their goals.
1 morethanjustasloth 2020-05-19
Needed more bullet
1 FloatyFish 2020-05-19
Me with the baseball bat
1 Shift_F5ish 2020-05-19
I need text near the old man with the machine gun, I don’t know who it’s supposed to be.
2 Joker_IRL_2020 2020-05-19
He’s like Voldemort! Think of it that way and everything just clicks dude
1 thoroughlythrown 2020-05-19
We already shit on the whole economy just to extend the lives of these geriatric fucks a bit, what more do they want
2 Joker_IRL_2020 2020-05-19
Listen here jack
1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-05-19
This is the only legit criticism of democracy, imo. No other system of government would even think about making lots of young men unemployed to save a few old fuckers. Unemployed young men overthrow countries. But old people vote more often.
1 thoroughlythrown 2020-05-19
It can barely even be called democracy at this point when young people hardly vote but these old fucks will vote on anything they can get their wrinkly hands on. It's boomer-cracy and the boomer politicians know they have to pander to their senile boomer voting base.
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-19
What if i told you... the jobs never existed to begin with 🤭
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-19
Too based for this website, brother. Don’t let them come for you.
1 BiggestThiccBoi 2020-05-19
Literally all they did in their lives was steal from the generations in the future. They’re the reason everything is so bad now, but do they care? Only when it returns back to them. Man, I fucking hate boomers.
1 Bacon_is_a_condiment 2020-05-19
Then do something about it. Get the covid, and if you don't show symptoms, go volunteer at some nursing homes.
1 braveathee 2020-05-19
This drawing was not made to defend b-slurs, it was made by Chinese people to make fun of what America is doing.
1 28th_boi 2020-05-19
lmao at the cope and denialism of people who still think China's blameless
1 BovineExpert 2020-05-19
I don’t understand. Do they actually think it’s not their fault?
1 braveathee 2020-05-19
Yes. Viruses happen.
Americans think they are not at fault for the Great Depression or the 2008 one.
1 BovineExpert 2020-05-19
I’m sorry that you are retarded fella
-2 braveathee 2020-05-19
Earliest confirmed case of Coronavirus is in France.
2 BovineExpert 2020-05-19
Whatever you say Chang
-1 braveathee 2020-05-19
I'm wh*te you fucktard. My children will be half master race though.
2 BovineExpert 2020-05-19
Stop eating dogs you creep
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0 braveathee 2020-05-19
I don't eat dogs, but white women fuck them. Thankfully my wife will be Asian.
1 BovineExpert 2020-05-19
“Will be” I found a pic of your future wife that you haven’t even met yet https://images.app.goo.gl/Fu7LjA24wUmUoAt38
0 braveathee 2020-05-19
Cope.
1 BovineExpert 2020-05-19
Sorry I forgot you like them jaundiced
0 braveathee 2020-05-19
???
2 BovineExpert 2020-05-19
Editing a comment after gettin btfo is the true cope lmfao
0 braveathee 2020-05-19
After ? I think you were just too eager on the refresh button waiting for my answer like some nolifecel.
1 BovineExpert 2020-05-19
Sorry I forgot you were retarded
1 Bacon_is_a_condiment 2020-05-19
Did you ever think, when you eat chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
But the food tastes great so you don't complain
but that ain't chicken in your chicken chow mein.
seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
but Garfield's on my fork
he's purring here on my fork
​
There's a cat in the kettle at the peeking moon
the place where I eat every day at noon
they can feed you cat and you'll never know
cause they fry it up in dough
yah they fry it real crisp in dough
1 EpicGamerJoker 2020-05-19
I'm a 6 ft tall strong male with a slight beer belly (at most an extra 10-15 pounds and I'm working on losing it) strong eyes and a full head of blond hair. I'm confident, I give everything my all, and people are naturally drawn to me. How the fuck don't you find me attractive anymore. Aren't I good enough? Don't I work hard enough? Try hard enough? You can't have sex and my parts work fine, I have never prematured in my life and YOU aren't attracted to ME!? My dick is average length and slightly thicker than normal, is that not good enough? What is wrong with me that you suddenly don't find me attractive anymore?
Fuck you.
Fuck you for all the times you treated me like shit. Fuck you for all the times you raged at me infront of my friends and I had to come up with excuses for you. Fuck you for all the times others questioned why I was with you and I had to scramble for an answer, when the only answer was I loved you anyways. I loved you because like me you have your flaws but you care, and you are passionate, and you try. I wanted to believe in you the way others believe in me despite my flaws. I wanted to care regardless because we share so much in common and get along so well. I put my all into this.
I'm sorry I am so angry when neither of us deserve it. It didn't end with a bang, it didn't end with a fight, it ended with a whimper. The last ember of an old flame finally extinguished on a cold winters night. You said you were sorry. You said I was an amazing boyfriend and an amazing person. You said you hate yourself for not finding me attractive and not loving me.
It's over, I pulled the trigger on facebook after you told me we were through. My last words to you were; "goodbye, I loved you".
I hate you, I loved you, I'm sorry.
1 LongPostBot 2020-05-19
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1 Bacon_is_a_condiment 2020-05-19
Thanks, I keep that post for two reasons:
And
Every time you do, about once every 3 or 4 months, it’s like a time capsule that shows me how far I have grown and how I have changed. It reminds me of all the awesome things I have done since exiting that toxic relationship.
Thanks for being this month’s useful idiot. It cheered me up, since last time it was posted to me I got another promotion and gained another new hobby, can’t wait to see what next time looks like.
1 Pampibambi 2020-05-19
Nuke china when
1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-19
How do the hands go into the gun?
1 Epic_Redditor1 2020-05-19
That guy’s so stupid. You could kill those old fucks so much quicker, if you turned the gun around.
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-19
What is this referencing?
1 braveathee 2020-05-19
Chinese people seem to think that USA spends a lot of time blaming China instead of trying to solve the coronavirus crisis.
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-19
Ah I thought it referred to a specific incident
1 foureyednickfury 2020-05-19
OP's refined taste in boot leather
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-05-19
Me giving the Kung Flu a bigger, heavier bat
Me also grabbing a second gun and opening up on the first gutter oil cooking, dog munching Chinese "chef" I see
1 NoiceMinecraft69420 2020-05-19
BENIS LMAO
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1 CashlessCrassus 2020-05-19
Taiwan numba 1 chang