I've called my drug-dealer to get me a haircut

1  2020-05-19 by buying_

This situation is utterly pathetic. I do believe this virus is highly contagious, and that a good number of people have been spared through social distancing. Having said that, it has been 4 months that I don't have a hair cut. I'm an essential worker. I'm working from home and I make around £90k a year. I can buy drugs any day... but I can't get a haircut.

Fucking ridiculous having to call a drug dealer to find someone in the black market to deliver a service that should be legal.

11 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2020-05-19

Yes Minecraft is symbolic in many ways with The book of Revelation in the Bible and is preparing Us for the End-times war. Whether you want to believe it or not the facts are undeniable and the similarities are tantamount to the fact this game was divinely created through the hand spiritually. The Creator of this game goes by the name of Notch and in Jewish Gematria that equals = 201 and Roman in Jewish Gematria also equals = 201 same goes for with Apollo and what does that mean, you tell me.

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1  tractorsandranch 2020-05-19

just baldmaxx bro

1  buying_ 2020-05-19

Nah... going bald would make me look terrifying.

1  Pampibambi 2020-05-19

Its over buddy boyo. Just LDAR

1  Fulgrim_Deciever 2020-05-19

Uggo cope. Seethe more.

1  JoggerLivesMatter 2020-05-19

Chop your dick off then no one can make fun of your long shitty hair.

1  foureyednickfury 2020-05-19

Man buns aren't so bad if the guy is ripped, but otherwise yeesh

1  superscout 2020-05-19

If you weren’t so poor you could get a barber to make a house call. Work harder.

1  buying_ 2020-05-19

I have money mate... I just don't know any barbers.

1  modsarefatpussies 2020-05-19

yeah white barbers just cant cut curly hair i feel you bro

1  pomegranate2012 2020-05-19

It's rough looking like a Top Gear presenter but at least I get 20% less mobbed by all the birds when I do leave the house, which saves money on pooey sticks to boot.