How the hell could a guy that tall and that low weight (respectively) have that much fat? Even that full ginger beard hurts him. He should be a bottom at best.

The dude in the picture is either not 6'11, or not 300lb. You probably have to be 500lb to look like that at that height.

When menslib write they are tall, masculine, bearded "man".

Ayy my meme made it here

Damn onion cutting ninjas. I’m not crying, you’re crying!

Looking that fat at that height but only weighing 300 means it's all grease and little muscle.

You gonna die young, fat

nice cock bro. a little on the small side, but the shape is overall pretty symmetrical, and your balls have just the right amount of hair.

Snapshots:

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"I do this feminine thing. But it is funny because you would never expect a masculine man like me to do this feminine thing. I am..."

Followed by a description that is exactly how I would imagine such a man who does this feminine thing. Always "I am a big 250+lbs guy with a beard."

"I'm a big 300lb boy with a beard, people always think I'm a scary biker!"

I'm a soft doughy pillowsnuggler, and am morbidly obese. People think I compete in StrongMan competitions.

Rawr 🐈

is this the moid equivalent to "I'm not like the other girls" thots?

moid

Barely. Pre transition.

In all fairness alot of bikers are fat men in their 40s with a hairline about 4 inches from the back of their neck

To be fair a lot of bikers think people think they are scary bikers.

"I'm built like a linebacker" / "I have a power lifter look"

Redditspeak for fat fuck numale

I am a fat piece of shit with a gross beard who collects funko pops and plays pooter games all day so as you can imagine I am the picture of masculinity.

I once held a 22 rifle at my uncle's farm (which I no longer visit because he voted Tr*mp!)

Imagine being 6.11 and throwing your sexual selection advantage away by becoming fat and being a bitch

Bruh I hate seeing tall broad-framed guys with soy bodies. Like dude, hit the gym and roid up if you have to, you could look like a Greek god but instead you're a sad lump of flesh.

tone down the homo a little

do you know what sub we're in

Yes. It’s too much homo even for deuxgods.

There can never be too much homo

You don't look like a Greek god unless you have a V-taper. You end up looking like Eddie Hall or Big Z if you get lean.

I'm recovering from surgery, but mine is coming back in

That is a versatile gay for pay body. Either top or bottom.

Me when I pack on my extra gains

Obligatory swordshit quote

Maybe they have an ugly face and just gave up

If you're tall, broad, and yoked no one's gonna care about that

I am a literal Greek God and foids think I am "maybe a 7, would date if we connect". Imagine having a below average face. Foids literally judge you based on your worst feature.

All you can do as a tall, yoked guy with an ugly face is embrace the Bussy, since male attention is all that you will get.

. I'm 5.4 with an extremely unfuckable personality.

I'm a fking 2. At max. Foids don't judge you on your worst feature, Foids just make 0-10 to a - 3 to 7. If youre a 7 that's great.

This dude could've legit bathed in pussy. You can change your looks, you can change your weight, you can even emulate a better personality. You can't grow extra inches.

an extremely unfuckable personality

proven right in the first sentence. can't argue with that.

The ultimate premitigation self kill

stop being a dork.

Bruh Im owak dork rnx it's not me it's the ambien <-

Ambien is gay. That shit doesn't do anything to me. I've transcended it.

That's what someone who didn't do enough would say.

Ambien least gay of the gays.

I'll just take something better. Like a cigarette.

Pics or it didn't happen.

To be honest, I am only Hermes. Still, I am probably in the top 1% of humans and still only a 7 because Zeus is a little bit more jacked.

It didn't happen

The type of person who says “I give no fucks” in one context and then you see them posting in mental health subreddits about their anxiety, depression, and OCD, and then they threaten suicide because their favored political candidate didn’t win.

Yeah you’re real laid back and lackadaisical aren’t you.

I'm only 6'6, why even live

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And tits.

A C C U R A T E

Fat, beard to hide obvious lack of jawline and double chin, and worst of all ginger.

No way this dude only weighs 300lbs.

At 6'11" and with that gut he has to weigh much closer to 400lbs unless he literally has no muscle mass whatsoever.

It doesn't make sense.