Why is it that it's obvious they're fucking mayos just from the silhouette?

Because the one dude is helping the other one get up, instead of pushing him back and laughing his ass off.

Is that what's screaming "low-T" at me?

No, that's probably your mom.

But I'm a gay tranny 😳

That's fucking gay

Strange way to spell straight.

Based. Now let's go enjoy the simpler things in life like BBQ and cracking open a cold one with the family.

Commies all over the shop

Thanks OP. this is a good time for me to see this

Depression is your subconcious telling you to fix yourself. Don't ignore it. It knows that you are a fuck up and it is trying to compel you to improve.

Go for a walk daily. Eat 1 lbs of green vegetables with every meal. Get 7-8 hours of sleep a night. Set an alarm and wake up at the same time every week day.

Don't worry. I wake up at 3PM every day to watch my favorite streamers. Donating my parents money is the only thing keeping away le depresserinos!

1 lbs is 0.45 kg

Pretty easy to eat 250g with dinner at least. 450 seems a lot for breakfast, mind.

Fuck you commiebot, nobody needs or wants your “help”. If you can’t divide by 2 you don’t deserve to know whatever it is.

Lmao this is somewhat inspiring

This is why we need Islam.

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Sent y ant

Gay means happy, so if you're gay you can't be depressed.

I upvote you because you stupid okay

I am stupid, but not dumb mkay.

Also me

ngl, this is a very timely reminder to stop being such a faggot

thank you OP 🙏

also, post bussy

Responding to OP's flair here (though good post and advice, sure!), I'm like minutes away from getting perma'd again, farewellmao!

Hm, the admins must be still at their daily transitioning procedure - they'll be here any moment though! :o

stay at home and post nudes

Exactly, time to tell depressed faggots to stop being sissies

we can do this? thats socialist

I mean I'm not depressed and my meaning in life is to trigger rightoids on an internet forum.

Thank you for your service. feel free to utilize your skills on me any time.

I am a rightoid and I had sex with Commie Mommy

my meaning in life is to trigger rightoids on an internet forum

Dare I say based, QuadTardica?

Do you do it on actual rightoid subs though? And why just rightoids and not leftoids, like I just did for example? If you can't respect the local customs, then OUT!!

local customs

flairless mong

You have to go back

Oh

Based

Based on what?

Based on Joe Momma

NTA

he does it for free

He's not the sperge we deserve, but the one we need right now.

If you’re depressed, just kill yourself. It’s easy. Unless your a pussy

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/r/teenagers

The absolute state of deuxrama

If your life hangs in the balance of a deuxrama post, you should definitely rope

Ugh, fine

No. 😩😩😩

Cope post.

Seethe more doomercel.

depression is for everyone and statistically speaking white men the most. this is because of our culture and way of living imo. you have to remember that you can’t think, rationalize, or logically defeat depression because it is emotional. so the paradox a depressed/anxious person has to figure out is how to stop their thinking and rationalizations WITHOUT thinking. how do you do that?

Finding something like a job or hobby that one is passionate about is always a good place to start. It’s also important to eat a balanced diet, get good sleep, and cut back on vices (masturbating and smoking weed).

Pounding bussy is probably the most effective way tho.

none of those things you listed will help somebody who is truly depressed. and if you are content with those things i would say your existence is hollow or you will eventually have an identity crisis when you realize they are all meaningless. somebody who is depressed doesn't have passion, so finding a passionate hobby is nonsensical. how do you get the passion to start with would be my question to you

What breaks the cycle for me is usually intense physical exercise which eventually reignites my passion in my hobbies and I go from there.

I'm sure it works differently for some, though. So yeah like that dude said, pound bussy until your fire for life is reignited.

No joke practicing MMA has turned me into a Chad. I feel far more confident in myself around people I would normally be shy around.

My closet is full of sweet, sweet gussy.

I tried to get into boxing then moved on to MMA with a couple of friends that are really into it, then the lockdown turned me into a sad blob again.

It's really cool how much shit like knowing how to fight and being in decent shape changes your entire life, even if you don't have any practical use for it.

Awesome man. Keep at it.

Yeah you’re right complaining on Reddit that nothing works is far more effective at combatting depression.

Just be yourself 😂

its true but how do you be yourself?

Stop being a redditor

The Bible says depression comes from fear.

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can you tell me the passage, and where does fear come from? id say from your thoughts

It is indeed from your thoughts. The verse specifically is Proverbs 12:25 but all scripture is necessary and important to a comprehensive understanding of the individual within the world.

verse has nothing to do with what you said. blocked protty

Your comment got removed-. 'tyeah

hole sum one hundred

Suicide is badass

Jesus, cool it with the half chubbed sincereposting dude, you nearly made me shed a fucking tear

If you're gonna make pleas for people to "please, please seek professional help", go into it 100%, don't pussy out and water it down with "uhhh fuck gays my dudes"

Fuck you carl

Just always remember: you can be lonely, you can be stupid, but for the LOVE OF GOD don’t be both.

yeah your totally not mentally ill thats why u spend all hours hating on whatever a consumer is

Imagine me handing you a crown and saying something to the extent that you have dropped it, addressing you by the title of a monarch. Then somebody else would reply with a single word, like either "based" or "gay" or maybe both. Just imagine that, but maybe let's keep it to the imaginary.

Fuck this worked, I decided to be str8 and fuck I'm happy now. Give me fannies and tits please awww yeaaa

unironically the most wholesome meme ive ever strongly chuckled at