Based, no more children being born into abusive households, the viscious cycle ends.
Now they need a gestapo that shoots abusive parents and single mothers and puts the children into functional families and you'll have a society without low Impulse controll apes.
You don’t need a doctor to get an abortion anymore? Does this mean you can now just go to Bogan’s Abortions R Us where a nursing school dropout sticks a vacuum up your gussy while making a TikTok video?
No. Only stupid things get satirized. This is pretty reasonable stuff, I'm not sure why it wasn't legal before. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to mandate that failed abortions be revived? They're hideously deformed pallsies most of the time.
These were all proposed in 2020 legislation at some point.
Requiring a doctor is not unreasonable, unless you think it’s preferable to have some hamfisted midwife sew you up like a sack so you don’t die on the way to the hospital in which case you’re a fucking retard. Keep in mind that a doctor on call counts as involvement, this is so midwives can give abortions in someone’s bathroom.
Requiring pain relief is not unreasonable either. I understand abortion people want to make it abundantly clear that they care nothing at all for an unwanted child and value it less than mud on their shoes, but this is barbaric. We give pain meds to dogs and cats when we’re putting them down but it’s too much to ask for something that’ll live like 30 minutes? Especially considering it’s NZ and they don’t even have the excuse of personal expense with UHC.
They do not mean the pill, administering an abortifacient is not the same as performing an abortion. Abortion is explicitly a surgical procedure.
Yeah we do, the medication to put them down knocks them unconscious before shutting down the heart and brain. We use that drug specifically because they won’t feel any pain.
Anyone with an ounce of compassion and humanity should care. It’s unnecessary suffering and flies in the face of the most basic tenet of medicine: do no harm. It would be more humane to require them to stomp on the fetus, at least that would be quick.
Non whites in white majority countries generally have far more abortions. Alt right is retarded and only opposes abortion because the left is in favor of it
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8 ZolpidemDunmer 2020-05-19
Based, no more children being born into abusive households, the viscious cycle ends.
Now they need a gestapo that shoots abusive parents and single mothers and puts the children into functional families and you'll have a society without low Impulse controll apes.
4 Dimbledorf 2020-05-19
But what if I want to be monke
2 ZolpidemDunmer 2020-05-19
U take Zolpidem. Fee monk gratis bonus onga bonga Mode
1 againstsinglemothers 2020-05-19
:)
3 ZolpidemDunmer 2020-05-19
ring ring
6 ohdamnitsmilo 2020-05-19
Fake?
5 BiggestThiccBoi 2020-05-19
Probably
1 braveathee 2020-05-19
Sadly.
1 GRU_4_YOU_2 2020-05-19
For now
5 FloatyFish 2020-05-19
You don’t need a doctor to get an abortion anymore? Does this mean you can now just go to Bogan’s Abortions R Us where a nursing school dropout sticks a vacuum up your gussy while making a TikTok video?
7 ballrot 2020-05-19
No fetus can beat us! TM
7 AllisonGator 2020-05-19
You never really needed one. If you catch it early you can pop a misoprostol without a doctor and discharge the fetus into the toilet.
2 ot4842 2020-05-19
There’s also always Falcon Punch. Fetus deletus.
1 FlairlessMong_Proud 2020-05-19
Yummy
1 morethanjustasloth 2020-05-19
I think what they’re trying to say is that, as a doctor, you can choose not to partake if you’re too much of a pussy.
5 DblCherry 2020-05-19
They forgot to include a drive thru and extra large fries.
5 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-19
I can only assume the wokescold rightoids who take issue to this are, themselves, Downs-adjacent 😽
4 ibby66 2020-05-19
Is this satire?
7 a-wild-autist 2020-05-19
no it's WHOLESOME 100
/r/mademesmile
/r/upliftingnews
/r/nextfuckinglevel
3 spez_took_the_kids 2020-05-19
Yes lol
3 I_Shah 2020-05-19
Unfortunately
1 liberules 2020-05-19
No, it's the modern communist left making the same arguments from when American Democrats opposed abolition of slavery.
5 modsarefatpussies 2020-05-19
ok bro u realize ur retarded right
3 TFVgen 2020-05-19
Dilate.
1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-19
Seethe
-8 AllisonGator 2020-05-19
No. Only stupid things get satirized. This is pretty reasonable stuff, I'm not sure why it wasn't legal before. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to mandate that failed abortions be revived? They're hideously deformed pallsies most of the time.
These were all proposed in 2020 legislation at some point.
3 deadman3131 2020-05-19
In the words of Lebron James
FUCK THEM KIDS
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-05-19
Requiring a doctor is not unreasonable, unless you think it’s preferable to have some hamfisted midwife sew you up like a sack so you don’t die on the way to the hospital in which case you’re a fucking retard. Keep in mind that a doctor on call counts as involvement, this is so midwives can give abortions in someone’s bathroom.
Requiring pain relief is not unreasonable either. I understand abortion people want to make it abundantly clear that they care nothing at all for an unwanted child and value it less than mud on their shoes, but this is barbaric. We give pain meds to dogs and cats when we’re putting them down but it’s too much to ask for something that’ll live like 30 minutes? Especially considering it’s NZ and they don’t even have the excuse of personal expense with UHC.
1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-19
😴😴😴
0 modsarefatpussies 2020-05-19
u realizeby not needing a soctor, they mean the abortion pill not some rando in an alley vacuums ur baby out
we dont give pain meds to animals we are putting down LMFAO we put them down with an injection why would we give them pain meds tf
bruh who cares if t feels pain its gonna die either way it cant evven think
2 lorgar_was_right 2020-05-19
They do not mean the pill, administering an abortifacient is not the same as performing an abortion. Abortion is explicitly a surgical procedure.
Yeah we do, the medication to put them down knocks them unconscious before shutting down the heart and brain. We use that drug specifically because they won’t feel any pain.
Anyone with an ounce of compassion and humanity should care. It’s unnecessary suffering and flies in the face of the most basic tenet of medicine: do no harm. It would be more humane to require them to stomp on the fetus, at least that would be quick.
I mean dude bussy lmao
1 modsarefatpussies 2020-05-19
yeah i didnt read that type less next time
1 Pampibambi 2020-05-19
"Reasonable stuff"
"Can kill baby minutes before its born"
Fuck off
3 Someclams 2020-05-19
Based, the more babies gone the more potential troids gone
7 RoboCombat 2020-05-19
This is why we should nuke the entire planet. Might have a few billion casualties but that’s nothing for the elimination of troids
1 iamredpill 2020-05-19
Didn't mention autism as a condition for abortion though
3 Joggerkiller 2020-05-19
It has never even begun for cleft lip cels
1 [deleted] 2020-05-19
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3 double-happiness 2020-05-19
Unpopular opinion: abortion should be mandatory
3 Dr_Poop_Sex 2020-05-19
This can’t possibly be real. Right? Please?
1 modsarefatpussies 2020-05-19
shut up retard
0 Dr_Poop_Sex 2020-05-19
Keep jogging, tranny-licker
1 modsarefatpussies 2020-05-19
post body
1 Dr_Poop_Sex 2020-05-19
imagine not chowing down on a hot, stinky, greasy log
1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-19
The future is female incel
3 NumerousEvent 2020-05-19
I just ran the numbers and as of 2016, the Maori, Pacific and Asian populations had abortions at twice the rate of Europeans.
3 LordOfTheDepths666 2020-05-19
Why the fuck would you abort a baby for having a cleft lip, it takes a plastic surgeon like 20 mins to fix that shit
2 modsarefatpussies 2020-05-19
2 qxwxp 2020-05-19
Yeah that only takes me 3 minutes, checkmate surgeons.
1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-19
You of all people should know we have enough poor genetic material in this world
1 LordOfTheDepths666 2020-05-19
Ow, the edge
1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-19
Cope
2 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-05-19
All of this but unironically. Unborn-cels and their simps on suicide watch 🤣
2 endestir 2020-05-19
Non whites in white majority countries generally have far more abortions. Alt right is retarded and only opposes abortion because the left is in favor of it
2 looxmaxing 2020-05-19
Mayocide? Let’s not lie to ourselves, we all know who gets knocked up the most...
2 QuickArea 2020-05-19
Babies BTFO
1 trubluAU 2020-05-19
There is something wrong and sick in the mind of the British
1 Just_about_right 2020-05-19
This, though completely believable since we live in the hellworld, is actually not real.
1 Lehk 2020-05-19
No doctor?
So just a quick KHITBASH?
0 SnapshillBot 2020-05-19
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0 poopoocumcum 2020-05-19
Based, this is just killing gutter kids preemptively 🥰