"""""Amateur"""" historians are not people

4  2020-05-19 by NotMikeS

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Ian makes a video about a cool gun i've never heard of: i sleep

Ian makes a video with his snippy unpleasant autistic friend with a Hitler Youth haircut who literally worships satan: Real shit?

What video are you referring to?

The blonde guy that runs InRange (their more shooting focused channel).

Guy is constantly interrupting and has the social awareness of an autistic hippo.

Ah. I shall throw shit at him.

He's also a literal cuck and unironic Satanic larper.
https://i2.yuki.la/a/11/bb3d9e30b23b010d85f72a1992a7b3af5e910a2a9dc4fe3221b371c2d099011a.jpg
I think that deep down he knows that he'd be nothing without Ian's collaboration and it comes across in his very standoffish and abrasive personality on camera. I personally don't mind (good info and reviews are such, however they're delivered) but I definitely find Ian's content and style more pleasant.

Holy shit that’s gold. Have anything on the satanic stuff?

Yes, yes I do. That's not cum in that glass but absinthe.
https://thesatanictemplearizona.com/the-burning-of-the-green-witch-at-salem-hq/

Oh, the cuck version of Satanism that doesn't even believe Satan exists. For a moment i honestly thought he actually worshipped Lucifer.

The thing is there is that he could strike out on his own and do well if he'd just tone back the cuntiness a bit.

The gun community has a very severe and obvious lack of big names that are not of the "Ex-Military But Can Not/Will Move On Because I Have Nothing Else In My Life Even Though It Was 10+ Years Ago Bro Oorah Hooah Yut Bro" types. Honestly, Ian and Paul Harrell are the only two big-ish ones I can think of off the top of my head that have consistent channels.

But then again the gun community, in general, is almost nothing but those types or the people who want/wish they were like them.

So, maybe he couldn't make it without clinging on to one of the few well-adjusted people who has made it.

Thank god someone finally said it. Karl is one of the most prominent retards in the gun channel niche.

Karl is one of the most prominent retards in the gun channel niche.

And not in a fun way.

Absolutely. I cant stomach watching any videos featuring the two of them together, and have wholeheartedly sworn off Cunt Kasada. Saw a snippet from him today talking about cleaning muskets. Some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen.

I mean i bet a lotta ppl arent good on camera

Yeah and? We should still make fun of them for it.

The Old West vignettes are fucking cool, though.

Literal Satanist and is a bleeding heart for savage Indians.

Are they not a gay couple?

Imagine thinking kerl could ever get that fat forgotten bussy. 🤣

Karl’s not nearly as bad as that fat larper guy who always shows off his stupid RMR’d Gucci glocks. I want to see Ian shoot a competition course with a kar98 and a broom handle Mauser, not your fat ass waddling around with a crayola colored tactigat

Not on top of the tierlist like anime or anything, but hobby history definitely breeds some of the most annoying people.

Guys.....................did you know.......
No, really...... did you know.........and I'm talking about history here....
I am something of a history buff, remember? But did you know...... wait for it...........
Did you guys know that - and I am not joking when I say this..... Did you know that - you might wanna sit down...... just saying......
Ok, are you ready?
Ok.........did you guys know about this pop-history "fact" that's completely unverifiable but sounds cool so I choose to believe it? Damn isn't history crazy? Haha well at least to me, since I am something of a history buff.

Nice fact bro, lets play Soviet National Anthem to celebrate

Alexa, play Start up the Rotors by Kel'Thuz.

I also find that these type of people just parrot Sam o nella videos and other similar videos from YouTube

The aptly named Oversimplified comes to mind- He releases a video, and then its a good chunk of the posts and comments on/historymemes

They infest anything medieval too, especially games, mostly because of channels like Skallagrim or Shadiversity becoming popular.

playing medieval fantasy game

WOW THIS IS SO UNREALISTIC, DID YOU KNOW THAT ACKSHYUALLY SWORDS CAN'T CUT STRAIGHT THROUGH ARMOR

DURR DID YOU KNOW THAT HALF SWORDING MORDHAU POMMEL THROWING END THEM RIGHTLY HAHA XD

KATANA BAD LONGSWORD GOOD

DEUS VULT HAHA XDDD (CAN'T OFFEND MUSLIMS THOUGH THEY'RE SCARY HEHE)

another one that pisses me off is when people mention trigger discpline on this website. EVERY time there's a picture with someone holding a gun someone always has to fucking comment on it. WE GET IT, YOU FUCKING GOOGLED STEP 1 OF BASIC GUN SAFETY, OR YOU SAW ANOTHER REDDIT RETARD REGURGITATE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, NOBODY FUCKING CARES

I unironically used to be really big into history (not pop-history but reading legitimate historical documents and information). I remember discovering Skallagrim's channel when he had about 50K subscribers. He's extremely historically illiterate and always has been. His only good knowledge pertains solely to swords. It's shocking to me to see how many spergs follow him now and take everything he says as fact, it makes me not want to talk about history anymore knowing that I'm associated with these former band nerds and social rejects.

I thought Skallagrim rarely says shit about history, he just tests out swords. You'd want scholargladitoria if you cared about actual history, or shadiversity if you want to piss off BadHistory users with fun but probably crazy theories.

I'm very much interested in it but when I encounter others that say they like history too, they're the type of people to play the USSR Anthem in discord voice channels or to spam Deus Vult in chat

They're the same tier as Jojo fans or pewdiepie fandom: just because I understand what you're saying doesn't mean I'm your friend dumbass

I was retarded enough to get two different degrees in medieval history and even I'm not as stupid as fucking "buffs."

Someone once quoted an opinion of hardcore history at me and I almost fuckin lost it

all this autistic screeching over a Youtube channel

Finally some real drama in here.

Really reveals how many autists there are here

Lmao all the faggots here assmad at you for this 🤣

You leave Ian out of this you hear.

Gun Jesus is one of the few pure and good things left in this world.

NOOOOO Not my gun jesusarino!! do not insult my favorite youtube content creatorino you soychugger!

Could you sperg out a little less please, you are frightening my children

🚨 Cope Alert 🚨

Who

Too far, I'm reporting you to the FBI

Gun Jesus

Sounds like a faggot

Looks like a faggot

He’s really just a left liberal who parades around guns he’s about to buy himself at the auctions.

Nooooooooo! You're not allowed to play with guns unless your entire identity as a person is based on whatever the current leadership of the NRA says.

Why would he parade guns he wants to buy himself? The videos are all posted before the auctions, and they must attract some attention to those specific guns. He would be giving himself a worse deal.

Ian from Forgotten Weapons is a national treasure and I look forward to seeing his face on Mt Rushmore.

Gun Jesus and MRE Jesus are alright in my book

Fucking cringe. Not only you disrespect gun Jesus, who passionately works teaching for all of us the history of guns, but you decided that amateur history is bad. One of the few decent and moral hobbies, to read and learn about history and you do this. Just cringe. I would cut my dick and make myself a degenerate trap before practicing your hobbies, which I’m sure that are cooming and being a gay nigger.

You have no idea how much I hate that I agree with you

words.

Hella based.

Seethe

It is the most metal of all wars though. It'll be a very long time, if ever, that we'll be insane enough to fight like that again.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars

Better luck next time, retard.

" There is only one confirmed death during the Cod Wars: an Icelandic engineer, who was accidentally killed in the Second Cod War..."

"Second Cod War"

I stand corrected.

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There's also a third

It was unironically the apocalypse

Society would have to crumble and be rebuilt again before we ever let a war be driven by mad scientist, unethical doctors, and autistic engineers all working in tandem to kill people in cool new ways.

All while everyone simultaneously plays fast and loose with legal cocaine, amphetamines, and opiates.

"yeah I'm a history buff, I spend 14h a day in /pol/"

Cringe

Alexander the great was a Greek leader

The joke doesn't even work when you add in a strawman

Primary sources and scholarly articles: i sleep

Youtube video with an animated avatar: real shit

gun jesus is a commie cuck https://imgur.com/zGSqtCt

are rightoids this retarded?

Do you have a picture thats not jpegged to hell?

Only thing I could make out was him denying genocide in Africa

what are you talking about? I can view and read it perfectly on my pc monitor

browsing plebbit on a computer

YES

I think there might be written words there but I can’t make them out with a photo with a lower resolution than my toaster display

That dude looks like an Airforce dork

lol

I'm literally shaking and in tears right now. I thought that because he knows about guns that he must have supported apartheid. Isn't that how it's supposed to work? This totally destroys my understanding of the world.

That image is so scuffed I can’t read it, I see he thinks farm attack are hoax which is retarded but that is it.

that red box in the lower left seems on the mark

Anyone who actually studied WW2 would know that the allies were just as bad, if not worse than the axis.

The Wehrmacht was actually super good guys and dindu nuffin and every crime was like 5 SS guys were weren't even German.

It was Ukrainians serving in SS that did all the genociding

Based

How do we convince the black Israelites that hitler was actually a black man that was working to bring about a new golden age for the negro people, but was lied about and misrepresented, executed unjustly by the white devil?

Don’t they already believe that? Idk

kinda

Those were the black ss officers who were trying yo bring the real history of the black israelities to light

bombing every major German city killing 400000 civilians, bombing cities in occupied France killing 68778 civilians, deliberately starving and mistreating captured German soldiers after the war (Eisenhower was a piece of shit), knowingly and unknowingly sinking ships full of civilians, soviet army's mass rapes of 2 million women and children with 250000 dead, nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki when evidence suggests that americans knew that Japanese were considering to surrender and many many more.

Don’t forget bombing and strafing the Swiss for remaining neutral

Yeah thats clearly worse than deliberately genocinging millions and literally stating their goal was to wipe out most of the slavic race and use the survivors as slaves.

deliberately genocinging millions

not proven, Nuremberg trials were not objective or even truthful in any way, no serious evidence exists of claims of gas chambers and killings of millions, all physical evidence is fabricated (poorly) mostly by ussr, all testimonies by former German officials were beaten out of them or they worked out some deals with americans.

wipe out most of the slavic race and use the survivors as slaves

Yes, Hitler disliked Slavs as did most Germans and western Europeans before him and even now, he didn't want mixing of Germans and Slavs that he saw in Austria in his youth etc. but he also disliked Italians and pretty much everyone who wasn't German. Did this stop him from being allies with Italians? One thing that any ethno nationalist has in common is desire to preserve his own and not dilute it with others whether he thinks that they are equal or below his people. What about Croats, Slovaks, Ukrainians, Russian liberation army under Vlasov?

Fuck of retard. Slither back under your rock fucking nazi.

seethe more, rabbi

In hitlers mein kampf he said the Russians used to be a great race of people being ruled over by communism and that was fucking them over retard

bombing every major German city killing 400000 civilians

Good.

The Allies were perhaps the biggest hypocrites in history. Imagine getting wokescolded by the British Empire for invading another country, then imagine the United fuckin’ States pretending like it all of a sudden has a problem with racism and genocide. Couple of fucking clowns, the USSR was the only cool Ally. Either way, I’m not gonna say “Hitler Did Nothing Wrong” but I will say “Hitler Did Nothing the Allies hadn’t Already Done.”

Americans really think they fought nazis because they were yikey gross racists

🚨 Opinion Alert 🚨

🚨 Opinion Alert 🚨

Also tfw Germany has a baby boom from all their women getting raped by Soviets

true centrism?

😂😂😂

As a person that really like history.

I can’t agree more with you

Slamfire go BRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAP

Nothing I hate more on YouTube than midwit flag waving internet “historians”.

I feel personally attacked. When you least expect it, I will headshot you with my 1903 Springfield from 300 yards away.

The only thing worse than ww2 nerds are medieval history geeks. Why would you be enamoured with the worst time in history to be alive? The chad romans had indoor plumbing, fun orgies, engineering savvy and decent hygiene. The Middle Ages is a bunch of dumb britbongs and French Nancy families fighting each other and wallowing in their own shit, metaphorically and literally. It’s just lame Anglos larping some semblance of history that wasn’t caused by the Italians and romans again and again pulling Europe out of retardation.

Because their weapons and castles looked fucking rad that’s it

Fucking retards. The renaissance bought the arquebussy and the flintlock. Only an ape would swing a big rod around and think it’s impressive.

u think swinging a big rod around is impressive? what are you, some kind of monke?

Yes

🚨 COPE ALERT 🚨

Yeah that's a big part of why I'm a medieval nigga

Italians are only good at stealing work from others. In a vacuum they'd starve off, too lazy to even find their own god to judge their failure.

Being honest medieval times weren't THAT bad. It's mostly a renaissance myth (the renaissance people, being "ancient weaboos" wanted to distance themselves from their times)
If you were to be a peasant it would be life equally shit for you in medieval times and in 19th century alike.

Medieval times do have some interesting events, especially if you're into church history, there are the crusades, teutonic order (Thirteen Years' War), st. Thomas's philosophy etc

Ima be real with you chief; compared to the classical age and the renaissance all that sounds pretty gay. Seems like most of the Middle Ages was britbongs re-learning the civilisation that romans and Greeks had already built. Like going through a historical puberty twice.

You focus too much on brits and franks.. What about the greeks? They had surely civilisation in bizantyne empire

I like artillery

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I don’t watch WWI historians so I don’t know how bad their content is but I like Brandon F who makes content about the American revolution. (He speak with fake british accent which might annoy people but hos reanactment videos are good)

I like Ian 😒

Honestly the Hearts of Iron/Victoria 2 'Historians' are a lower breed of person

And the winged hussars arrived! (most of the cavalry participating in that charge was German, but let’s ignore that for a quick sec).

So basically i had a boner and had to hide it and i put the dick like up towards my stomach i was wearing a hoodie and a tshirt and if someone lifted it they would see it . I got this feeling that some shit would happen so i put my dick back down and like 20 seconds later a guy pulled up my shirt and hoodie as a joke and yeah my dick wasnt there

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Doesn’t Ian deny Apartheid?

How do you deny that shit. It only ended 25 years ago.

Based

No he denies that they kill or remove mayos from their HP condimentstate.

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