r/deuxrama: R E T U R N T O T R A D I T I O N

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

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8 YrjoWashingnen 2020-05-20

The Virgin "imagine randos in their underwear" vs. the Chad "remember that gussy is an inch a way from the sewers"

1 l3v1athaN_ 2020-05-20

Gussy itself is a sewer pipe for piss and blood

1 shakethenuttree_2 2020-05-20

oh maaaannn...

This is exactly why I stick my fingers in my ears everytim these harlots start talking about their periods in my presence.

There are two things I want to be ignorant about till I die:

How Chicken Mc Nuggets are produced.
The horrors of your fucking birth canal!

Present it to me one one of your good days, nice, clean shaven and munchable. Otherwise I do not want to hear ANYTHING about it. Keep it to your motherfucking self. This dusgusting ever marinating raw oyster in your underpants full of blood and puss.... ERGH!!!

and yes, women are a mistake.

1 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-05-20

bruh u gay

1 shakethenuttree_2 2020-05-20

don't judge me like that, just because I have good taste.

-1 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-05-20

No ur gay because you post in r/semenretention

3 SixShooterSound 2020-05-20

Coomer logic

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7 TheSomaCruz 2020-05-20

TFW no qt3.14 Hunter-Gatherer GF.

5 ZolpidemDunmer 2020-05-20

terrestrial

How about

No😂

3 Call_me_Kaiser 2020-05-20

And here I thought abstaining form porn would stop me from developing new fetishes

2 companyfry 2020-05-20

We can go further

6 Mayos_side 2020-05-20

Monke gf

5 Rosey9898 2020-05-20

not trilobite

🤢

3 look_up_the_NAP 2020-05-20

>not reproducing via mitosis

1 Rosey9898 2020-05-20

How will you fuck it if was asexual 😓

1 sanguinemetcircenses 2020-05-20

chad vs virgin but it's asexual vs sexual reproduction

1 loli_esports 2020-05-20

arthur c clarke's last book included this as a plot point, fun fact.

2 look_up_the_NAP 2020-05-20

Vs the even more trad monkey gf

1 Spaceboy00 2020-05-20

Idk man, seems like she uses stone tools. That's to industrial for me

1 PanFiluta 2020-05-20

stone age and its consequences

1 0xF013 2020-05-20

Oh Ted

1 Arshet 2020-05-20

r/consumeproduct btfo

1 Arshet 2020-05-20

r/consumeproduct btfo

1 priestmuffin 2020-05-20

imagine the smell

1 Gaymaster___Nacelle 2020-05-20

https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lih7cefIV11qd5tdto1_500.png

1 paristetris 2020-05-20

Quest for Fire is unironically a great movie

Probably the best Ron Pearlmann has ever been too, really leaned into his neanderthal phenotype

1 AyyTone 2020-05-20

They took this from you

1 whiteypoints 2020-05-20

False dilemma

Why does the girl on the left have to be a "shaved harlot"? For all you know she braids her pubes into her leg hair.

1 2LitreBugattiBieber 2020-05-20

Lmao hilarious. It’s funny when weird smuggie subs (which I do frequent) make the argument that “traditional women” are better than some cherry picked thot in 2020. Like no shit if you cherry pick a beautiful housewife she’s going to be better than a hooker, from any generation.

The ironic thing is that it’s the equivalent of fat women saying that “oh I wish it was the 60s where women like Marilyn Monroe were fat like me!” Lol, why do people feel the need to fantasise about the past cherry picked bullshit and imply that it was a superior time that they belong too.. just admit nobody wants to touch yourself penis/pussy in the 60s or the 2020s lol

1 Apathy_Everlasting 2020-05-20

Cope.

While your Neanderthal ass was out hunting she was getting plowed by the Cro-Magnon Chad 2 caves over just like all your other foids, which eventually made your entire race extinct.

1 latecheese 2020-05-20

i would rather live with a thot than starve to death thank you

1 Minecraft_Tryhard 2020-05-20

Women weren’t hunters retard.

1 Lt_Dan13 2020-05-20

Which way, White man?

1 5StarUberPassenger 2020-05-20

in this case def the trad girl harlot