AAAAAAAAAH WHY ARE HIS FOREARMS BIGGER THAN MINE

More deadlifts, brah

I always said you do you, as long as you hurt no one. Now I think I was wrong...

AHS probably got a butt plug tail tho

10:00 AM

you wake up in the morning

you push the covers off your mattress on the floor and open your laptop

you reach over to your nightstand and grab the half drunk bottle of flat orange fanta from last night and take a gulp

you log into reddit.com, still curled up in bed, and search for problematic subs to post about

you check to see if the problematic subs you posted about last night have been banned yet

you are fighting hate

this is your morning routine

1:00 PM

you get out of bed and grab your laptop and move it to your desk

you think about getting something to eat, but you have family home and don't want to encounter them on the way to the kitchen

you stay in your room and pop an adderall instead

you continue to monitor subreddits, scouring them for no-no words

you check once again to see if any of the subs you posted about last night are banned

3:00 PM

it's time to dilate

4:00 PM

you found an open bag of doritos a few hours ago but the hunger is finally getting to you

you open your door and slink out of your room

you make your way to the kitchen

fuck

mom's there, sitting at the table reading

she asks you about your day

"been fighting nazis, mom. same as always."

mom gives you a sad smile and asks if you've thought about going back to school

you try to explain to her that trump's administration is bringing fascism to the nation, and that fighting that is more important

mom looks at the floor

you open the fridge and grab a cold slice of pizza

you scurry back to your room

6:00 PM

you check to see if the subs you posted about last night were banned

you continue to scour reddit for hate

your step dad knocks on your door

he asks you when you plan on taking your clothes out of the washer

fucking nazi

you yell at him and tell him to do it himself

8:00 PM

you've spent another day fighting nazis

you've earned a break

you open the Steven Universe torrent on your laptop

you spend the next six hours re-watching the first season

2:00 AM

it's time for sleep

you can't wait to wake up tomorrow and do all of this again

you are making a difference

you are fighting hate

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I don't have enough spoons to read this shit

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This is what anime does to your brain

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I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

Snapshots:

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Weebs get the gulag first

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Gulag? Bitch I'm not filling any paperwork or transporting their nasty ass all the way to Siberia. They get a bullet and that's it.

Based. Send their parents the bill for the bullet afterwards.

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Sorry honey if this is gonna be a government dictatorship then I'm gonna need you to fill out the Degenerate Offense Report, Execution Environmental Safety Report, Air and Noise Quality From Firearms Discharge Impact Assessment, Bullet Expense Report and Health & Safety For Firearm Operation Report

Shit the Turner Diairies didn't prepare me for that part.

Test

It's about sending a message

Oniisama hentai

This means

"My big brother is a pervert!"

The person who voices this was likely of the little sister, or imouto, charetype, likely a loli, and had been walked in on while dressing or something by her brother. She reacts with horror after the Anime camera spends a full half minute or something sliding up and down her body for the audience.

Speaking from experience are we?

If you've ever noticed I'm a huge fan of self-shaming

When I was unemployed between 2014 and 2016 I watched a lot of anime

Once a weeb always a weeb.

Seems about white.

Average Amerimutt tbh

You are not a 'smol bean' you are a grown man with a receeding hairline and a gut.

Whoever encouraged this sort of behaviour should run for office

🤔

I'm going to blow my fucking brain's out

If you kill yourself anime wins

why do I always cum when cringe

This is the guy that screams at capitalists online all day

🤢🤢

Ahs users after they post cp

LGBTQ acceptance and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Anything past B is where humanity went wrong.

Anything past S is where humanity went wrong.

nah, I dont believe in religious bullshit as long as they aren't in your face about it it's ok but tr*nnies and qiaxyz part is ridiculous and probably needs a helicopter ride

This but not ironically

This is no man

That's no earthling either. It's eldritch horror.

The Age of Mayos is over, now comes the time of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Are you implying that the Holy Prophet ﷺ was not a white man?

The Prophet ﷺ was the whitest man to ever live! Anyone who insinuate otherwise should be purged

Truly the basest sand mayo.

Muhammeded.com

Mohamm-ed

ebin

Inshallah brother

This is why we need Osama Bin Laden alive.

OBL had counter strike on his computer

Imagine that while OBL was alive you could play counterstrike and the person on the terrorists team was literally OBL

"Terrorists win"

Holy shit TIL

I'm going to fuck the taste out of your mouth

Kill.

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What kind of mind state do you have to be to do this? This guy needs some Gomer Pyle therapy.

I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

Murder Death Kill

“What is your boggle?”

Displaying too much toxic masculinity for AHS.

We died in 2012 and we've been living in hell since

that song is pretty upbeat and "dancy" tho got a link king?

Degeneracy will not be tolerated here

Bring back bullying