r/deuxrama: buff king

buff king

1 2020-05-20 by SaltOverPlow

71 comments

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2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-20

Fakest and gayest post I've seen in a while. Absolute reddit moment

2 forseti911 2020-05-20

I just realized you can post random people and get guaranteed replies if you attach a sob story in that sub.

2 Brobazguy 2020-05-20

He has become the very thing he hates.

1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-20

You honestly sound like you need to be removed from society. I mean come on dude, like 20 people have given you the logical thoughts on this. Are you really THAT fucking stupid? Or is this an ego thing? You aren’t replying to any comment that actually contests you, you’re just trying to throw your thoughts on other people.

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1 SaltOverPlow 2020-05-20

link for dramafags

1 Boks1RE 2020-05-20

Those roasts are absolutely pathetic.

8 Damderia 2020-05-20

if race is white and age is 12-22: school shooter

if race is white and age is >22 and soy levels sub-critical: racist

if race is white and age is >22 and soy levels critical: soy

if age is >30: boomer

if subject is guilty of wrongthink: incel

if race is asian: math

default: randomly generated sentence about porn

There, I just summarized the entire history of that sub, forever

1 King_Khoma 2020-05-20

Your forgetting Women over 25: cant get laid Women under 25: daddy issues make her get laid too much

1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-20

This guy looks like he sorts granny porn by popularity

This one was funny

1 baby_3000 2020-05-20

Always sort by rating. Always.

1 Msmit71 2020-05-20

You want some vid with 40 views and 1 rating?

2 baby_3000 2020-05-20

Yes.

1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-20

In ascending order?

3 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-20

Condescending order

1 Moe5021 2020-05-20

Who the fuck is upvoting those? The post had so much potential but worst roasts in reddit history.

6 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-20

Redditors are socially inept retards who can't detect sarcasm through text and hold retarded opinions, they don't have the mental capacity to be witty. I always cringe when redditors try to be funny

3 GalaxyBejdyk 2020-05-20

Right? This fucker is goldmine. From his bodily proportions of a toddler, to his clothes. How do they fuck this up?

1 TimGuoRen 2020-05-20

lmao, reddit insulting him by saying tranners would not fuck him.

Of course not. They are all "lesbians".
How is it suddenly woke to announce that you would not fuck somebody.

3 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-20

I bet you can't get laid incel!

btw slut shaming is bad and a person's worth isn't determined by how much sex they have

1 modsarefatpussies 2020-05-20

have sex incel

1 TimGuoRen 2020-05-20

To be fair, having zero sex because you can't get laid is virgin level bad.

1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-20

I don't even disagree with that lmao, it's just that they're two faced hypocrites who just virtue signal. Just admit you think virgins are cringe like any normal person and stop pretending you don't

2 tossabray 2020-05-20

probably never even said that, his alpha bro probably pissed him off so he ran to reddit to "roast" him

1 TimGuoRen 2020-05-20

And even if he said this, it is quite pathetic that every second redditor wants to shoehorn this into the roast.

"I do not like trans people. Roast me." -- "I heard you don't like trans people. Well, ready to call the BURN CENTER..., because they do not like you either!"

1 TourIsOverBoyos 2020-05-20

Somehow it's an insult. "lol I bet you never got laid" says the whore who let's anyone fuck her on the first date. Porn stars use the same retarded logic when they insult porn haters.

1 morethanjustasloth 2020-05-20

Have sex

1 Das_rite_ 2020-05-20

It's retarded when people say "you just mad cause this whore will never fuck you".

She would if I paid enough.

1 Downthisfatdickbb 2020-05-20

I’ve been told those Grade A ladies we see on the web charge like 1,000-2,000 per hour. Quite a bit to drop on pussy but then again i only need like 5 minute tops

1 Das_rite_ 2020-05-20

How much does a Cosby martini cost?

1 NigelThornberry2 2020-05-20

With these whores, just remember:

If it's free, its an STD. (or half black son)

1 Das_rite_ 2020-05-20

I'm brown so it will be half brown son.

1 Depidio 2020-05-20

Why are you brown

1 Das_rite_ 2020-05-20

https://youtu.be/wV1FrqwZyKw

2 ProEvilOperations 2020-05-20

Based

1 Depidio 2020-05-20

1 NigelThornberry2 2020-05-20

You're not part of the demographic for my joke.

1 star-player 2020-05-20

“She would if I paid enough”

Masterful rebuttal. Fucking sad state of affairs.

1 modsarefatpussies 2020-05-20

lol ok virgin

1 byobombs 2020-05-20

would not fuck him

Umm sorry sweaty. Not wanting to fuck a buff king just because he’s male presenting with a penis, is cisphobia

1 Albatros_D_III 2020-05-20

I'm getting some Sam Hyde vibes.

1 Abnobaa 2020-05-20

I can't, he is perfect 😍😍

1 Going2BreakFree 2020-05-20

Let's see his legs

3 GalaxyBejdyk 2020-05-20

What legs?

1 idreamwithopeneyes 2020-05-20

A 21 year old tranny hating king who dresses like a teenager from 2003. A truly baroque overman we can all be proud of.

3 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-20

If only Nietzsche were alive to see this beauty

2 Sheoish 2020-05-20

if he was my son i’d let him fuck my wife

1 cumhugs 2020-05-20

🙏

1 newchoppa5555 2020-05-20

trannies wontt fuck him xD

He probably doesn't want to fuck a tranny either

6 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-20

I hate trannies and think they're disgusting and want nothing to do with them

yeah well a tranny wouldn't want to put its shriveled dick inside you! Bet you feel real silly now huh

Absolute brainlets

1 seve_rage 2020-05-20

Yikerinos virgin, feminine penises are valid and not wanting to suck one as a heterosexual male is pretty phobic

1 foureyednickfury 2020-05-20

Looks like a typical redditor. I wager the "brother" doesn't exist and that's him in the pic.

1 EpicGamerJoker 2020-05-20

looks like a discount Hasan Piker from TYT

1 colormebadorange 2020-05-20

Nigga got tard shoes, at least he hate trannies tho 😎

2 GalaxyBejdyk 2020-05-20

*Gnome boots.

1 jzck20 2020-05-20