How about whenever a transgender person walks in a federal building, the federal police officer sprints and slams a red button on the wall that makes a loud alarm with flashing lights go off, and sprays a decontamination chemical in the air

1  2020-05-20 by BalkanCriminal

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2  Lehk 2020-05-20

Calling it a delousing agent won't fool the prosecution at your war crimes trial.

1  SnapshillBot 2020-05-20

Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.

I feel like society is ready.

I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.

Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.

There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.

There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through

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1  ArnoId-Ballmer 2020-05-20

Tasteful sideball.

1  TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-20

aight

1  kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-20

It’s a lot more productive to just take a shower instead of fantasizing about (((them))) giving your one.