it's so scary when someone shows up with the food you ordered 35 minutes ago

1  2020-05-21 by ChapoDestroyer

39 comments

Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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Welcome to the mind of the foid kid projections the name of the game.

How many kids have to die before Great Britain enacts common sense gun laws? You should be able to buy an M16 at the gas station, like God intended.

If you tell the government you want to hunt they let you buy rifles in England. Pro tip for you there. You're basically limited to a piece of shit 17th century musket however.

Systematic racism

Fake news, everyone knows gun crime only happens in Amerikkka

no one schizoposts like foids

This is your brain on true crime podcasts

lol love the name

I thought that would mostly involve jacking off to Chechen terrorists.

If you genuinely think that 50% of the population is out to get you at every step, you would probably feel better by sticking a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger.

Such a person is probably too much of a coward to do it though. So here we are, reading their mental diarrhea.

Smh the ego of these foids thinking they're worth risking the time in the slammer for, I wouldn't even mildly inconvenience myself to get with them.

As if the blood feud isn’t life fuel.

I had a male delivery driver ask to enter my home to use the bathroom once.

How dare he, thats basically rape. I probably wouldnt let them in either, but you can just tell them no instead of going of you dumb bitch.

I recently stayed in a hotel in Florida, and I was almost abducted from my hotel while waiting for my driver. My driver called to say what uniform he was wearing. Then a man appeared, saying he was my driver. No uniform. Security rushed in and grabbed him. I was numb for hours.

This happened 100%

How dare he, thats basically rape. I probably wouldnt let them in either, but you can just tell them no instead of going of you dumb bitch.

You know that during segregation she would have called for a lynching if a black guy did that to her.

I almost got molested by letting my usual grasscutting guy take a leak. True story.

hold up, let me get my lotion... ok, tell me more, and be explicit please.

in Florida

I dunno, that's the type of shit that happens surprisingly often in underdeveloped 3rd-world shitholes, so this might actually be a true story.

Good morning I hate women.

Uh, hello? Based department?

When I did delivery I would hope it would be some femtoid so I could scoop slam her into the pavement multiple times until I destroyed her uterus and ensured it would never reproduce.

There, AHS can cite it now. Its written here so it must be true.

I’m in sales and work with restaurants. Was visiting a new place that was under construction. Guy wanted to show me the freezer in the back. It was just the two of us. It was 100% normal professionally to do that. And I was 100% uncomfortable.

Was putting women in the workplace a mistake?

Wrong equality

is that even a question?

They do wear a uniform from birth. If they're any color besides melanin enriched then the odds are they're safe to be around .

I never understod if this foid is a satire account, she reliably has the most vapid this is why people hate feminism takes.

Imagine being this paranoid about men.

Foids are like the sovereign citizen libertarians of gender.

What just ask them to leave it outside your house. I dont like talking to the poors either but this is ridiculous

I wouldnt have let a melanated individual into my house either

the poors that deliver my food are sometimes men and this makes me irrationally scared

im comfortable enough to complain about this in a public forum because I'm constantly coddled and told I'm special because of my vagina

You'd think parking in a convenient, quick spot, carrying a bag of food, and a receipt and pen would be good enough indication that someone isn't a rapist.

Just another highly optimized rapist with his post-rape snack.

I'm giving any dickbag with a driver's license my name and address so I don't have to sit in a drive-thru. They need to up their presentation for my benefit!

Uncomplicated. Unimpressed. Will tweet for mini muffins.

That's a pretty good joke for a woman.