r/deuxrama: Bikechad

Oh, poor sad angry little poodle yapping away its aggression on the internet. How bloody typical. If I were a better person I'd pity you. It is, however, not my fault that you are uneducated and have to fall back on silly childish insults. As it is you have provided amusement my little ankle-biter. Looking at the nonsense it seems that you are in one hell of a lot more misery than I will ever be my angry little brat. You should thank me for letting you get your anger out in a safe place. I thank you for the giggle.

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1 Abnobaa 2020-05-21

Lmao what a fag

5 AnotherClosetAtheist 2020-05-21

"doggo" kaywhyess ellemeffayyo

2 daggermag 2020-05-21

Onomonopedia acronyms? Based

1 AnotherClosetAtheist 2020-05-21

based on letters

1 Nurderingmigger 2020-05-21

Literally according to his flair

1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-05-21

Imagine getting bullied by a kid riding on his Huffy

2 Genocide_for_all 2020-05-21

Hmm... yeah as if those progressive "people" are fucking pussies

1 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-21

what about my flair?

1 Nurderingmigger 2020-05-21

Your flair is ok but idk about that name goblincocksmoker

1 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-21

your name is cool

1 Contourboar 2020-05-21

I came home and sobbed

😂😂 my sides

2 ZeroTheDank 2020-05-21

I love when people are public pussies. Having feelings is totally fine but broadcasting the fact that you cried today on social media is another.

1 turkeyphoenix 2020-05-21

C O P E

1 shakethenuttree_2 2020-05-21

relevant

1 ToonamiWasted 2020-05-21

Please tell me this isn't satire, I want to believe this is real.

1 InterestedVoter2k16 2020-05-21

reads like 4chan greentext

1 Genericshitusername 2020-05-21

It’s either real or the guy who posted it is a very dedicated troll.

He has made 57,353 tweets so far and he created his account in November 2017. Let’s assume that he created it on the 21st of November for simplicity’s sake. That’s 912,5 days. 57,353 divided by 912,5 is 63. 63 tweets per day. But wait, it gets better. He has liked 133,885 tweets so far. 133,885 divided by 912,5 is 147. So:

63 tweets and 147 likes per day. All of them have something to do with centre left politics.

Would a troll do something like that? I don’t think so

2 RashFever 2020-05-21

Autist troll

1 SnideBumbling 2020-05-21

Jesus wept.

1 AndemanMan 2020-05-21

Jesus came home and sobbed.

4 SnideBumbling 2020-05-21

what a cuck lmao. anyway this Pontius guy is pretty based.

1 languidhorse 2020-05-21

Even if it were, this is the point where trolling transitions into seriousposting. Humans are incapable of pretending for so long. You become what you mock

5 omaikelelele 2020-05-21

Deuxrama about to become a janny convention then

4 anon69322 2020-05-21

I'm searching amazon for fursuits and DIY estrogen right now

2 strumyabird 2020-05-21

I'm usually an estrogen injection kind of guy but I've been hearing good things about patches.

3 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-21

Humans are incapable of pretending for so long.

Quadnarca on suicide watch

1 _Plague_Doctor_ 2020-05-21

Not even CIA agents are this dedicated. This would require inhumane amounts of autism

4 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-05-21

Humanity is reaching levels of autism I didn't even know were possible

1 toomanytabsopen 2020-05-21

Fucking autism

1 PM_YOUR_VOLVO_TO_ME 2020-05-21

No but a busy body fagg-o would.

1 daggermag 2020-05-21

In a sane society this guy would be in an institution

1 Nurderingmigger 2020-05-21

r/theydidtheautisticmath

1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-21

No he's literally just that subhuman

1 Vxncenzo 2020-05-21

This must be a fake tweet. There is no way that a grown man with a nutsack is this much of a pussy fairy motherfucker.

1 Nurderingmigger 2020-05-21

Check his flair

1 DFNIckS 2020-05-21

You underestimate the internet.

Gay or not this dude's just a pussy

1 Apathy_Everlasting 2020-05-21

the soy is strong with this one

2 strumyabird 2020-05-21

To see more of him visit Biked.com

1 ohdamnitsmilo 2020-05-21

What does he mean he was forced into a ditch? Did the cyclist physically push him into a ditch?

2 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-21

In my mind I see him walking into a ditch himself to maintain 6’ of separation as the bikeChad closes in on him.

4 habeshamuscle 2020-05-21

Yeah the immediate response referring to social distancing implies he hopped in the ditch to maintain it. If a cyclist actually played chicken with me and I was forced to the ditch, I'd be pissed off without thinking about covid.

1 SlowFatHusky 2020-05-21

Ran him off the road. The same shit pussy bikers complain about cars doing to them.

5 NWesterer 2020-05-21

I have a feeling the biker passed him on the complete opposite side of the shared path but came within 5 feet of our victim in the process, causing the victim to dramatically leap into a nearby ditch in a very masculine and heterosexual way. He then used his deepest alpha voice to sternly remind his assailant not to enter his no-no zone. Our hero then went home to let off some steam with a very heterosexual crying session, like we all do.

1 SchnupfStaffel 2020-05-21

When a cunt on wheels comes too close, I just push them off towards the street

1 5StarUberPassenger 2020-05-21

big fag energy

1 strumyabird 2020-05-21

Lmao get in the ditch, bitch.

1 nonsiamouguali 2020-05-21

And all the responses express sympathy. How can a people be so weak?

1 whiteypoints 2020-05-21

Seems there's a rash of bicycle cunts with British accents.

Saw a video of some asshat on a bike doing this same thing to a woman.

1 NietzscheMustacheCum 2020-05-21

Average_mayo

1 veachh 2020-05-21

lmao i got this faggot good

1 SeNor_StealyoGirl 2020-05-21

This man is a not a gamer, he needs to change his handle right now

2 LDAR_666 2020-05-21

Any real gamer would have risen up from that ditch and shouted back an assortment of slurs 😤

2 Drafonni 2020-05-21

Gamerflag: 🏳️‍🌈⃠

1 normal-loser 2020-05-21

Bike go brrr brrrr haha

1 Brobazguy 2020-05-21

Miffed

1 IsraelDidntSign_BWC 2020-05-21

Pretty sure dooggo is the pack leader of the house

1 Dangerous_Delivery 2020-05-21

Wtf is a "gammon"? I only know about the Zelda antagonist Gammon.

2 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-05-21

I was seeing if anyone asked this. Also it's Ganon for the Zelda reference.

1 Dangerous_Delivery 2020-05-21

Well shit

1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-21

Ganon dummy

1 Nurderingmigger 2020-05-21

Apparently what they call boomers who are probrexit or a ham.

1 MrKearns 2020-05-21

Gammon is a derogatory term for a middle aged white conservative Brit (so-named because their face is usually flushed pink/red)

1 Lord_jyraksiz 2020-05-21

"Gammon is a pejorative popularised in British political culture since around 2012. In 2018, it became particularly known as a term to describe middle-aged white men, either on the political right or who supported Brexit."

1 mrgogonuts 2020-05-21

The peasant fears the mounted warrior

1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-21

Holy shit this is so bad I had to check if it was satire

What an actual faggot lmfao

1 painbrainnotsane 2020-05-21

So dude was walking his ‘doggo’ on a bike trail like an idiot and got what he deserved

(If it’s real)

1 WuhanForAll 2020-05-21

Woah. It's actually real.

2 IncelReadingHour 2020-05-21

das rite