Choose your own adventure....deuxchad edition

8  2020-05-21 by boyoyoyoyong

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What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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g. Convert to Islam and accept the word of the Prophet salla-llahu alayhi wa-alihi wa-sallam as Allah's word

Salami

What causes w*ite "people" to believe they have the authority to play cops and robbers with real guns in public? How was the kang supposed to react to these indbreds pulling up in a lynching party lmao

So you think only police officers should have that authority? Do you trust cops?

No, but I trust random white dudes even less.

What is a cop, if not a random white dude?

This is the dumbest thing i’ve ever read. Like high school dropout level reasoning holy shit

Most edgy subs aren't made up of smart people.

I don't know why you're attacking my intelligence for me just wanting to understand that dude's idea.

I have a PHD in history. Its a genuine question on the philosophy of justice.

Literally what gets into any human’s mind that makes them believe they have power over others? What a world!

Pull out my girl cock 😳

delicious.

Yes Minecraft is symbolic in many ways with The book of Revelation in the Bible and is preparing Us for the End-times war. Whether you want to believe it or not the facts are undeniable and the similarities are tantamount to the fact this game was divinely created through the hand spiritually. The Creator of this game goes by the name of Notch and in Jewish Gematria that equals = 201 and Roman in Jewish Gematria also equals = 201 same goes for with Apollo and what does that mean, you tell me.

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A. Nigga i gotta go deez bitchez craze

Yeah like a mayo could ever chase a 👑 down on foot eye 🙄

Depends on whether the king had on his jogging boots and fitness hammer

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yikes

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e. That’s just what men do while jogging

Throw my poop at them while screeching a the top of my lungs

racist ass craka imma beat yo ass cuh on foenum

OOO ooh Ooo AAA AAA

Downdooting cos u done a heckin racism

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H. Get shot and die as a martyr for my joggas

I liked the comedy option at the end

None of the above. I'd drop to my knees and show bussy.

deuxchad 😎

You know this is an imaginary scenario because deuxchads can barely shuffle a block without throwing up tendies.

Sigh fugees are going to be chimping out about this for months.

His "f" key was broken.

I check my inventory : boots, hammer, EBT card.

I use "hammer" on the rednecks.

It's not very effective...

Rednecks use bullets.

Critical hit.

Where is the “fight and try to take their guns” option?