Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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Therefore, you are indeed 100% in the right if you oppose white foids. This is clearly the most ignored, dismissed, and misunderstood case of injustice the world has known, or rather not known. And nothing is being done. DeuxChads, rise, stand against the mayo foid threat!
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 Doivid_Magnum 2020-05-21
Here's a factspost that'll hopefully get mayo foids cancelled forever: Despite dogs only lasting about 30 seconds in sexual intercourse before orgasm, mayo foids will use them until they, themselves, have reached orgasm, which is statistically 20 minutes uninterrupted penetration since first arousal on average. This WILL cause the dog a lot of pain, not only mentally, but also physically, and possibly even cause damage to the dog's reproductive organs. Any foid who tells you dogs can go on forever, are wrong. They're only coping with the fact that they are one-sidedly utilizing another living being for sexual pleasure.
Therefore, you are indeed 100% in the right if you oppose white foids. This is clearly the most ignored, dismissed, and misunderstood case of injustice the world has known, or rather not known. And nothing is being done. DeuxChads, rise, stand against the mayo foid threat!
0 Going2BreakFree 2020-05-21
Can't stand k9 prices of shit
1 Going2BreakFree 2020-05-21
Fuck you dude