I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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3 cybermericorp 2020-05-21
We are all members of Ted's Freedom Club.
2 SmoothBeetle 2020-05-21
We are all progressive liberals
2 WreckingYourHome 2020-05-21
Middle Paleolithic homo-fascism
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-21
I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-21
Mostly far right with some /r/Drama users.
1 VanillaReign 2020-05-21
DeuxRAMA's radical centrists are quickly becoming an endangered species.
1 mcbrd 2020-05-21
Drama ascended centrism this descended centrism
1 myNAMEjef420 2020-05-21
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1 anon69322 2020-05-21
The opposite of yours actually
1 TarriestAlloy 2020-05-21
ascended retards
1 [deleted] 2020-05-21
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1 TruestKek 2020-05-21
monky