Eh, looking at that face and pose it's clear that's she's handicapped/retarded, so I'll allow it. For all we know she spent years trying to make a very basic drawing.
So basically i had a boner and had to hide it and i put the dick like up towards my stomach i was wearing a hoodie and a tshirt and if someone lifted it they would see it . I got this feeling that some shit would happen so i put my dick back down and like 20 seconds later a guy pulled up my shirt and hoodie as a joke and yeah my dick wasnt there
head perks up “huuh? Did i read that correctly...? I could of sworn... let me read that again...” eyes open wide and mouth gapes “its true.. it says right there.. You’re a lady... ON REDDIT???” eyes dart down to my lap as I start pondering “that means she has b-b-b-BOOBIES?????” I start sweating nervously as my breathing increases “and...and... she has a... oh dear I can’t even think about it... she has a...a... a BUTTOCKS???????” my hands are visibly shaking as i bring them up to my temples and cradle my head “oh dear... oh my lord... this can’t be true... if she’s really a woman... then she has... oh heavens above...” my heart is visibly beating out of my chest, and my face turns bright red she must have... a... my body completely enters fight-or-flight mode, adrenaline courses through my veins, and I lose control of my higher reasoning skills “SHE HAS A HECKIN VAGOOBER!!!!!” I scream so loud foamy saliva bursts out of my mouth, covering my Attack on Titan funkopop collection. I feel my heart rupture in my chest, and I fall out of my gaming chair onto the floor. As my vision darkens, one final thought crosses my mind “but who will moderate my subreddits when I’m gone...?” I let out a small whimper as my body goes limp
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7 WreckingYourHome 2020-05-22
Eh, looking at that face and pose it's clear that's she's handicapped/retarded, so I'll allow it. For all we know she spent years trying to make a very basic drawing.
5 tossabray 2020-05-22
I think she suffers from chronic constipation. I only wish she got more upvotes, for bravely soldiering on through her daily struggle.
1 lenisnore 2020-05-22
Bro, rude... she’s asian
4 Things_Remote 2020-05-22
The more things change the more they stay the same
3 daprofessor12 2020-05-22
Nice way of getting out of drawing the other eye
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2020-05-22
judging by the position of the visible eye, that's one hammerhead-shark looking vidya foid.
1 AppleJellies 2020-05-22
This guy arts. Fuck drawing eyes. That's why I stopped drawing at age 12.
2 SSoylent 2020-05-22
Lol love how the painting is like 1/3rd of the screen and her face is half of it
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So basically i had a boner and had to hide it and i put the dick like up towards my stomach i was wearing a hoodie and a tshirt and if someone lifted it they would see it . I got this feeling that some shit would happen so i put my dick back down and like 20 seconds later a guy pulled up my shirt and hoodie as a joke and yeah my dick wasnt there
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1 Das_rite_ 2020-05-22
The drawing isn't even good. It looks like it was done by a child.
1 AllhailEmperorNathan 2020-05-22
I can't draw this and I'm an adult...
2 TrezzBasedGod 2020-05-22
Maybe when they've got a cure for severe Parkinsons' disease you'll be able to
1 reetface3 2020-05-22
What did she mean by this?
1 drdome122 2020-05-22
head perks up “huuh? Did i read that correctly...? I could of sworn... let me read that again...” eyes open wide and mouth gapes “its true.. it says right there.. You’re a lady... ON REDDIT???” eyes dart down to my lap as I start pondering “that means she has b-b-b-BOOBIES?????” I start sweating nervously as my breathing increases “and...and... she has a... oh dear I can’t even think about it... she has a...a... a BUTTOCKS???????” my hands are visibly shaking as i bring them up to my temples and cradle my head “oh dear... oh my lord... this can’t be true... if she’s really a woman... then she has... oh heavens above...” my heart is visibly beating out of my chest, and my face turns bright red she must have... a... my body completely enters fight-or-flight mode, adrenaline courses through my veins, and I lose control of my higher reasoning skills “SHE HAS A HECKIN VAGOOBER!!!!!” I scream so loud foamy saliva bursts out of my mouth, covering my Attack on Titan funkopop collection. I feel my heart rupture in my chest, and I fall out of my gaming chair onto the floor. As my vision darkens, one final thought crosses my mind “but who will moderate my subreddits when I’m gone...?” I let out a small whimper as my body goes limp
1 ZolpidemDunmer 2020-05-22
10k upvotes for such a casual garbage piece of ((art)).
Is.... Is that a female girl?
1 Stephen_Honking 2020-05-22
Raw in the booty
1 albietanders 2020-05-22
good morning
1 DownvoterAccount 2020-05-22
what wit does eyes, u chinese or sumthin?
1 AppleJellies 2020-05-22
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/467/445/8b0.jpg
1 AppleJellies 2020-05-22
Y'alled because y'all cannot simp enough
1 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-22
every time.
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-22
lol nice catch
1 KingCharlie916 2020-05-22
Herro and how are you doing on this good morning