Because those who praise his name and truly hold him in their heart shall bask in the mild sun and lush fields of Jannah; while the detractors and fornicators will burn in the fires of Jahannam. It is because this sub is the last bastion of hope for humanity on this site. The shield of utmost faith protects the deuxchad from the creatures who fester about in the nooks and crannies here. With the sword he bestows upon us, we are compelled to carry out a most righteous jihad to cleanse this site in his name.
If that is his true plan for you then do not despair my fellow deuxchad, rejoice and carry out his will until the abhorrent J-slurs deem you to based for this site. Inevitably unjustly doling out a ban in an attempt to quell the fire of Islam within you. Be the Phoenix rising anew out of the ash brother and continuously torment the defilers here. May we all meet again in paradise, Inshallah.
Sadly he is not based. Despite learning to give up bussy to kangz he still is primarily shackled to gussy. He has potential but in his current form he is absolutely not based. Hopefully Tyrone will fuck some sense into him so he can ascend and actually become based and bussypilled
In the end times of the Kaliyuga, people will migrate to the lands where wheat and barley are the staple food source. Worshippers of Kama will wrest control of the minds of the people. Teachers will be abused by their students. Rulers will become unreasonable, they will levy unfair taxes. Rulers will no longer promote spirituality. Lust will be socially acceptable, and sex will be the central requirement of life. People will no longer get married, and will live with each other for sexual pleasure only. Weather and environment will degrade with time and frequent and unpredictable rainfalls will happen. Vicious diseases will spread. The powerful people will dominate the poor people. People will become addicted to intoxicating drinks and drugs. Sin will increase exponentially, while virtue will fade and cease to flourish. Avarice and wrath will be common. Humans will openly display animosity towards each other. Ignorance of dharma will occur...
...At the end of Kali Yuga, lord Vishnu will take birth on earth to wipe out the sinners.
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11 Things_Remote 2020-05-22
Allah has truly abandoned us brothers may we hang our heads and weep. For the only salvation we shall find, shall emerge from the fires jihad.
2 Exlight_03 2020-05-22
Newfag here. Just curious, how come we have so many Islamic references here?
6 Things_Remote 2020-05-22
Because those who praise his name and truly hold him in their heart shall bask in the mild sun and lush fields of Jannah; while the detractors and fornicators will burn in the fires of Jahannam. It is because this sub is the last bastion of hope for humanity on this site. The shield of utmost faith protects the deuxchad from the creatures who fester about in the nooks and crannies here. With the sword he bestows upon us, we are compelled to carry out a most righteous jihad to cleanse this site in his name.
2 Exlight_03 2020-05-22
Dang, the most i can do here is spam the N word and call people faggots. May Allah forgive me for my incompetence
3 Things_Remote 2020-05-22
If that is his true plan for you then do not despair my fellow deuxchad, rejoice and carry out his will until the abhorrent J-slurs deem you to based for this site. Inevitably unjustly doling out a ban in an attempt to quell the fire of Islam within you. Be the Phoenix rising anew out of the ash brother and continuously torment the defilers here. May we all meet again in paradise, Inshallah.
1 TOldAcres 2020-05-22
Fr tho dont be a glownigger, reddits moderators are annoying shits.
1 Rodger2211 2020-05-22
It's ironic mostly, Islam hates women and gays so it's like dunking on Islam women and gays
1 nigrhomoteddanson 2020-05-22
Haha hey and welcome :) this is just one of our inside jokes here, like monkey guy and based!!!. Youll catch on to the lingo eventually :]
1 Exlight_03 2020-05-22
Thanks for welcoming mr. gay confederate, may Allah lessen your punishment in the afterlife
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1 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-05-22
Sadly he is not based. Despite learning to give up bussy to kangz he still is primarily shackled to gussy. He has potential but in his current form he is absolutely not based. Hopefully Tyrone will fuck some sense into him so he can ascend and actually become based and bussypilled
1 HormelCoffee3 2020-05-22
A discourse by Markandeya in the Mahabharata:
In the end times of the Kaliyuga, people will migrate to the lands where wheat and barley are the staple food source. Worshippers of Kama will wrest control of the minds of the people. Teachers will be abused by their students. Rulers will become unreasonable, they will levy unfair taxes. Rulers will no longer promote spirituality. Lust will be socially acceptable, and sex will be the central requirement of life. People will no longer get married, and will live with each other for sexual pleasure only. Weather and environment will degrade with time and frequent and unpredictable rainfalls will happen. Vicious diseases will spread. The powerful people will dominate the poor people. People will become addicted to intoxicating drinks and drugs. Sin will increase exponentially, while virtue will fade and cease to flourish. Avarice and wrath will be common. Humans will openly display animosity towards each other. Ignorance of dharma will occur...
...At the end of Kali Yuga, lord Vishnu will take birth on earth to wipe out the sinners.
1 username_suggestion4 2020-05-22
Yes.
Unironically I'd rather fuck a sissy than one of those rad-fem types. At least they get it.
0 Did_I_Read_This 2020-05-22
No