Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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6 brandon199119944 2020-05-22
Crazy old uncle Ted!
10 WarDamnStrasserist 2020-05-22
He always sends the best letters
1 embrace- 2020-05-22
Uncle Ted has the best cabin.
6 seventhaccount7 2020-05-22
If only Ted was born 40-50 years later. He'd probably have been such a little nerdy qt computer science trap.
3 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-22
He would have become a tranny. He was a crossdresser with agp
5 bjtj2 2020-05-22
May his souls rest
10 MisterMedeez 2020-05-22
he aint dead nigga
3 bjtj2 2020-05-22
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3 BardfinnsNumber1Fan 2020-05-22
Happy birthday ted
3 acidoverbasic 2020-05-22
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3 itsme8131 2020-05-22
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2 SiNasty 2020-05-22
Happy bday King Ted 👑💣🎉
2 ClayK311 2020-05-22
My dad has the same birth date 😳😳😳😳😳
2 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-05-22
Updooted
2 anotherincel 2020-05-22
Happy cake day teddy 😍😍
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 cumhugs 2020-05-22
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1 GallowBoof 2020-05-22
The face seems so punchable. Poor ted.
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1 blueexecutor 2020-05-22
this is a celebration
1 catshatk 2020-05-22
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