that smile...that damn smile

4  2020-05-22 by Toe_of_Patriarchy

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Handsome boi

My man Teddy K has some luscious locks, which is proof that returning to the wild will cure all male baldness forever.

You ever seen a bald monke? Point proven

It is pretty remarkable that nearly every male feminist is bald

Truly we never heard of bald barbarians.

They were definitely on to something.

#FreeUncleTed

You so fucking precious when you tell me about the industrial revolution

I actually carry around a point-and-shoot film camera, and regularly take pictures of people in public to add to my own cringe compilation. I make sure the flash is on and say "SNAP" when I do it.

The following is a list of situations in which I've added people to my cringe compilation:

  1. A man I was secretly watching at the gym was unable to complete a full set during his workout (I was counting) and at an unimpressive weight no less.

  2. An elderly woman on the bus dropped her change while attempting to pay for a ticket.

  3. The gentleman making my sandwiches at subway had to ask for clarification no less than 3 times during the sandwich creation process.

  4. You making this post.

Snapshots:

  1. that smile...that damn smile - archive.org, archive.today

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