Coronavirus brought 200 pounds of cocaine to my basement!

You too?

lmao imagine being such a bitch that corona only gives you 200 pounds

im sitting on 500 rn with another 4 on the way

just tell that bitch covid to pull up with what he owes you

Holy shit they actually used the word pedo. I never would have thought I’d see the day

Huh

AHS strikes again

You can't become a woman sweety 💅💅💅

Nah lots of feds are older guys who believe in traditional gender roles, like men providing and women not getting punished for crimes. Theyd probably hate you even more if you said youre a tranny.

I'd say it's a win when they put you in womens' prison and then you go mask off.

Try offering them bussy.

Women with penises are born women

I'm female when I'm arrested and in court. In prison I'm male so I can enjoy all that prison poonanni and makes lots of jailbabies

May Allah have mercy on the West 🙏

Stupid socially-engineered albino mayo faggot retard

White women are retarded, why do your women mate with dogs you inbred albino cave-dweller?

Where can I get this computer virus? 👀

Gross man pretending to be a woman pretends a computer virus put his favorite masturbatory material on his personal computer.

more on the hour every hour in England

Wait it's not a real foid? Then again, all britbong foids look like moids anyway.

What sucks is there probably is one virus out there that does this, so it adds even a 0.1% chance of credibility to these people's claims.

it was probably for to get someone arrested for some petty shit and then went to the web

???

gay

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Based

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

Snapshots:

1. Damn how do I learn this when the F... - archive.org, archive.today

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

female

r/wholesome

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Antiquated laws for victimless crimes are stupid

Join AHS, they'll give you the ins and outs