r/deuxrama: lmao. Holy shit.

lmao. Holy shit.

2 2020-05-23 by NlGGABOD_CRANE

64 comments

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22 GoogleLavonAffair000 2020-05-23

90% of mayo millennial couples look like this

FTFY

1 Fortizen 2020-05-23

It really cant come soon enough

17 SnapshillBot 2020-05-23

Lol I’ve met people like this, in real life. They truly never measure up in anything they do. They can’t maintain eye contact, they don’t ever really accomplish anything, this is his only outlet because he’s too spineless, weak, and awkward to do anything else. He goes from sub to sub crying about some kind of criminal high fantasy as if anyone would ever notice him in real life. Someone’s probably bullying him as we speak lmao.

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17 Fart__Boy__Slim 2020-05-23

SENTIENT

11 couldnothinkof1 2020-05-23

This bot can read better than most deuxcels

1 Meme_Institute 2020-05-23

Sentience has been achieved

1 dedoid69 2020-05-23

Right can you just admit you’re not a bot at this point. You’re not fooling anyone snappy you smart little fucker

1 massive_fckwit 2020-05-23

fucking hell

1 Moist__nuggets 2020-05-23

Snappy, you're the only good consequence of the industrial revolution.

1 Willnf7 2020-05-23

Jesus ducking christ

1 KaiserKeehlim 2020-05-23

🥰🔪🍆😍

1 KaiserKeehlim 2020-05-23

I'm in love.

1 superscout 2020-05-23

Turring test passed

1 ChillinsVillain 2020-05-23

What the?

1 budlightistrash69 2020-05-23

Do you wanna go out for a date?

1 MrKuroko 2020-05-23

What did he mean by this?

14 NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-05-23

The baffeling thing is rightoids will look at this and not realize it means heterosexuality is a cancer.

Then leftoids say heterosexuality is a cancer despite being in the picture.

22 mrmarfanman 2020-05-23

sucking cock and eating cum to own millennials

10 NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-05-23

No to own the jews.

1 budlightistrash69 2020-05-23

Lmao you can’t own people who already own you

1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-05-23

Ok maybe more to mildly annoy them.

4 NotClothed 2020-05-23

Someone overdosed on the classical greek pill.

1 SvarogsSon 2020-05-23

what?

1 holadace 2020-05-23

My brain is malfunctioning and I cannot piece together what you meant by this

1 TOldAcres 2020-05-23

He means dude bussy lmao

1 budlightistrash69 2020-05-23

lmao

1 AHS_is_for_pedos 2020-05-23

Its not actual heterosexuality retard, its some demented leftist version of it

1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-05-23

calling anybody retarded

straight apologism

1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-23

real heterosexuality hasn't been tried

1 xavierdc 2020-05-23

I mean, heterosexuality is a mental illness anyway.

12 caffeine_g0d 2020-05-23

nice title retard kill yourself

7 Ssz394 2020-05-23

ok retard only if you do to

holy shit the amount of free speech and shitposting in this sub- is this 4chan?

22 ingrall 2020-05-23

ban this nigga

6 Ssz394 2020-05-23

🐯🐺🐸🐰🐴🐰🐑🐫🐑🐫🐴🐰🐸🐺🐯🐫🐯🐫🐴🐰🐸🐺🐯🐰🐸🐴🐫🐴🐰🐯🐺🐯🐰🐸🐸🐫🐸🐺🐯🐫

5 seventhaccount7 2020-05-23

Newfag

-4 Ssz394 2020-05-23

i have only been using the chans for 3 months, so yes i am a newfag.

6 KangofHoteps 2020-05-23

Jesus Christ imagine admitting that publicly. Consider necking urself

0 Ssz394 2020-05-23

I will! thank you KangofHoteps, very baste and red🅱illed!

1 DeTobiasch 2020-05-23

Cringe

1 Ssz394 2020-05-23

Indeed my friend. Berry cringe

10 BoxofMistakes 2020-05-23

It's going to be so much fun when they go kicking and screaming into middle age. They're going to be worse than the Boomers

13 Sonicmansuperb 2020-05-23

Mid life crisis except instead of cool cars and fancy watches they'll be getting all the Pop! Vinyl Figures from their obscure mid 2000's anime they grew up with and Blacked.com subscriptions.

10 BoxofMistakes 2020-05-23

They seriously won't know what hit them. It's going to be horrific.

Imagine Tame Impala (or whoever the fuck, I don't listen to crap) doing a grey haired reunion. Think of all the stories about how influential all those garbage weak kneed simp bands were. Think about all the pot bellied, bald milennials jerking each other off about what a great generation they were while they go broke paying off child support to kids that don't talk to them.

I can't wait.

10 Sonicmansuperb 2020-05-23

broke paying off child support to kids that don't talk to them.

They'll be paying child support for Chad's kids. They wouldn't dare keep their wives from "expressing their sexuality."

4 BoxofMistakes 2020-05-23

"We were the first generation that cared enough to fight racism! whine We really tried to stop it...I think we made a difference!"

1 theytookthisfromyou 2020-05-23

Jokes on them, I am now twice as racist as I used to be.

1 BoxofMistakes 2020-05-23

Yeah, that kind of blew up in their face. Attacking people and calling them racist again and again and again and again and again and again and guess what happens?

You can thank Milennials for the rebirth of racism coming up. I'm getting popcorn for the next ten years. It's going to be fun to watch.

1 theytookthisfromyou 2020-05-23

Thanks you just convinced me to turn it up. I am not 3 times as racist as before.

4 NlGGABOD_CRANE 2020-05-23

Link:

https://twitter.com/whoisnoahagain/status/1226503253468291074?s=21

3 NickXLIX 2020-05-23

Oh god 😂

2 Hello_Reinhard 2020-05-23

I ❤️ how easy it is to get a gun

5 kyle_shrewz 2020-05-23

it’s not easy enough