lmao. Holy shit.

2  2020-05-23 by NlGGABOD_CRANE

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90% of mayo millennial couples look like this

FTFY

It really cant come soon enough

Lol I’ve met people like this, in real life. They truly never measure up in anything they do. They can’t maintain eye contact, they don’t ever really accomplish anything, this is his only outlet because he’s too spineless, weak, and awkward to do anything else. He goes from sub to sub crying about some kind of criminal high fantasy as if anyone would ever notice him in real life. Someone’s probably bullying him as we speak lmao.

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SENTIENT

This bot can read better than most deuxcels

Sentience has been achieved

Right can you just admit you’re not a bot at this point. You’re not fooling anyone snappy you smart little fucker

fucking hell

Snappy, you're the only good consequence of the industrial revolution.

Jesus ducking christ

🥰🔪🍆😍

I'm in love.

Turring test passed

What the?

Do you wanna go out for a date?

What did he mean by this?

The baffeling thing is rightoids will look at this and not realize it means heterosexuality is a cancer.

Then leftoids say heterosexuality is a cancer despite being in the picture.

sucking cock and eating cum to own millennials

No to own the jews.

Lmao you can’t own people who already own you

Ok maybe more to mildly annoy them.

Someone overdosed on the classical greek pill.

what?

My brain is malfunctioning and I cannot piece together what you meant by this

He means dude bussy lmao

lmao

Its not actual heterosexuality retard, its some demented leftist version of it

calling anybody retarded

straight apologism

real heterosexuality hasn't been tried

I mean, heterosexuality is a mental illness anyway.

nice title retard kill yourself

ok retard only if you do to

holy shit the amount of free speech and shitposting in this sub- is this 4chan?

ban this nigga

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Newfag

i have only been using the chans for 3 months, so yes i am a newfag.

Jesus Christ imagine admitting that publicly. Consider necking urself

I will! thank you KangofHoteps, very baste and red🅱illed!

Cringe

Indeed my friend. Berry cringe

It's going to be so much fun when they go kicking and screaming into middle age. They're going to be worse than the Boomers

Mid life crisis except instead of cool cars and fancy watches they'll be getting all the Pop! Vinyl Figures from their obscure mid 2000's anime they grew up with and Blacked.com subscriptions.

They seriously won't know what hit them. It's going to be horrific.

Imagine Tame Impala (or whoever the fuck, I don't listen to crap) doing a grey haired reunion. Think of all the stories about how influential all those garbage weak kneed simp bands were. Think about all the pot bellied, bald milennials jerking each other off about what a great generation they were while they go broke paying off child support to kids that don't talk to them.

I can't wait.

broke paying off child support to kids that don't talk to them.

They'll be paying child support for Chad's kids. They wouldn't dare keep their wives from "expressing their sexuality."

"We were the first generation that cared enough to fight racism! whine We really tried to stop it...I think we made a difference!"

Jokes on them, I am now twice as racist as I used to be.

Yeah, that kind of blew up in their face. Attacking people and calling them racist again and again and again and again and again and again and guess what happens?

You can thank Milennials for the rebirth of racism coming up. I'm getting popcorn for the next ten years. It's going to be fun to watch.

Thanks you just convinced me to turn it up. I am not 3 times as racist as before.

Oh god 😂

I ❤️ how easy it is to get a gun

it’s not easy enough

This meme is at least 6 months old niggq

feet

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Only if your a eurofag and read the date backwards

on god

Where's the other half of the picture?

Really funny but its also very online shit. 90% of actual millennial couples arent like this

lmao damn