Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
Oi oi moight, what d'ya mean? I for one cant wait till we tear down an 18th centry buildin and replace it with a mega mosque so we can ere the beautful chant of "SHAAAALAAAAAAM MULAKAAAA SHALEEDU ALLAH" in the eart of capitol city 🇬🇧🇬🇧
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2 aliizzet95 2020-05-23
Keep calm and use your magic screwdriver
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-23
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 Zesty_Malaka 2020-05-23
Oi oi moight, what d'ya mean? I for one cant wait till we tear down an 18th centry buildin and replace it with a mega mosque so we can ere the beautful chant of "SHAAAALAAAAAAM MULAKAAAA SHALEEDU ALLAH" in the eart of capitol city 🇬🇧🇬🇧
1 moonMiner_ 2020-05-23
BRITBONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
FIX YOUR COUNTRY RETARDS
1 BiggestThiccBoi 2020-05-23
VERI BRITISH THOS MOOSLIMS YESSIRE BOB! THEY SHURLY UPHEILD OWR CIVILIZED VALUES HMM YES INDEED!
1 herbalmethtea 2020-05-23
based fuck britbongs
1 Fulgrim_Deciever 2020-05-23
Britbong reporting in from Loicense land, I dont even have a loicense for my Corona cor blimey.
1 EpicGamerJoker 2020-05-23
Burn the UKKK
1 gameboy0706 2020-05-23
British-Asian*
1 Skittil 2020-05-23
Allo allo wut we got ere den?
1 Bobba_Gee 2020-05-23
Damn bro, if the UK gets eternal damnation take a guess into what Israel gets
1 iamsportacus69 2020-05-23
Homelessness in the UK is at an all-time low because we're all now living in Americans' heads rent free
1 BiggestThiccBoi 2020-05-23
Fuck now I have muzzies and Africans stuck in my brain fuck
1 Meme_Institute 2020-05-23
Simple as
1 Jackisgreat34 2020-05-23
🥱🥱🥱Britons created civilisation 🙄🙄🙄 the city of God (Jerusalem) was hand built by my ancestors,show some gratitude!
1 KonoDiaboroDaaa 2020-05-23
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND