The Wedding of Formerly Chuck

1  2020-05-23 by zhcyiD8

22 comments

What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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"this is honestly the funniest picture i've ever seen on the internet his vaguely threatening gesture and stance, the woman meekly clasping her hands together in fear, the difference in size between his massive skull and hers, his caveman-tier slouch making him look like a hunchback versus her standing up straight, the remnants of what appear to be sideburns on the side of his face versus the woman's clear cheeks, the intense expression on his face versus the bewildered expression on hers, the sheer difference in size between their torsos - his is probably double the size of hers, his masculine profile with his chin jutting out and his longer face versus her wider face. i could go on, but you get the idea all of this contrasted with the constant assertion that these people are identical to women and there is no meaningful difference between them makes for the most exquisite form of irony when their differences are juxtaposed so vividly. the contrast is almost divine - on the left is man's hubris, his desire to capture the beauty of nature and make it his own, his cerebral and conscious understanding of what it means to be what he thinks he is, his intentional "becoming", while on the right is nature, effortless being, no doctors appointments or hormones or surgery, just an "is" that needs nothing added to it in order to be complete. he tries so hard and yet, the harder he tries to "become", the further he takes himself away from the effortless "is" that is the thing he wants to be. it's comedy on a cosmic scale, a joke only god himself could come up with"

Shut the fuck up

Lmao philosophy freshman posting

Don't shoot the messenger.

Isnt this one called Charlotte Clymer or sum shit? They worked for Hillarys campaign

You know those old Westerns where the cowboys make a run for the border?

This is my Mexico.

Sneed

You absolute numbskull, you bumbling idiot, none of the constant dribble that has came out of the word spewer you call a mouth has made any sense in the slightest. I hate you and everything you stand for, you fucking devolved orangutan wasting everyones time. Instead of constantly spewing nonsense, pick up a book and learn something, you IDIOT. I have never met someone that's as much as an absolute CRETIN as you. You are a childish and idiotic excuse for a human, you absolute fucking idiotic, brainless, believes everything people tell you, BUFFOON.

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  1. The Wedding of Formerly Chuck - archive.org, archive.today

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La creatura

God I wih that was me 😔

You mean the priest, right? Best way to get tons of untainted bussy!

Chuck more like Upchuck lmao

"I'm that gorilla dick nigga, I make dyke pussy wet."

I Deux

I ducks?

I day-ooks

It's how it's pronounced in French u tard. What u think that this sub is pronounced "ducks rama"? No you fucking simp it's dew-rama. It's actually kinda clever, unlike you.

My comment was sarcasm, genius.

SNEED = FEED + SEED

CHUCK = FUCK + SUCK

WE GET IT HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK

F U C K

U

C

K

AND............

S U C K

U

C

K

WOAH BROAH LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOLY WOW HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE GOLLY GEE WILLICKERS WHAT THE FCUKE OP IS ABSOLUTEYH HILARIOUUS IM NA DFUCKING DYING FROM LUAHGING SO HARD HAHAHAAUHEIAUHAHAHAHA BECAUAUES SNEED SELLLS FEED AND SEED WHICH UISS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCK HE

KEK CHUCK

FUCKING CHUCJK

CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK!!! C

CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK WHAHAHAHAHHAAH

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up until just now i thought it was "day-oox rama" and now i understand the pun in the title