The DEUX political party ethos

1  2020-05-23 by Goes_Down_on_Women

Who cares what the plebs want? Let's give them what they deserve:

  • Repeal women's suffrage

  • Remove integrity in sports. PEDs for all

  • Remove the rights of fatties

  • Gladiatorial combat for violent criminals to earn their freedom

  • Worldwide adoption of freedom units

  • 20 more years of Afghanistan

  • More Mexicans (but only the ones that speak English)

  • Permanent daylight savings time

  • Re-education camps to make Mormons gay

  • Free hormones for incels

  • Less commercials during burgerball

  • Participation trophies without participation

  • Environmental darwinism. Weak plants and animals should be colonized or destroyed - ensuring there is less air for the weak to breath and to increase world hunger

  • Replace 24 hour news cycle with 24 hour reality tv to inspire the masses

  • Breed more pibbles to replace men with ED and eat smaller dogs

What else am I forgetting?

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1  Joker_IRL_2020 2020-05-23

20 more years of Afghanistan is all I want really