Piggy tracking is an old technique passed down by my ancestors. Quite easy, you just gotta use your noggin and you'll be farming A-grade braps in no time.
Get a pack of megastuff oreos and take em apart. Combine them into ultimate oreos. Then leave a trail starting at a common hog watering hole such as a Dunkin Donuts. Lead it to some course terrain, preferably somewhere with a steep incline.
Now here's the tricky part. You may be tempted to go straight to the takedown, but a wild hog can be surprisingly dangerous when backed into a corner. So chase em around for a while; wear em down.
When you hear labored breathing, the rest is easy. Knock em over and put em in a hogtie. Be careful though, don't wanna damage the goods.
Congratulations, you now have your very own Braphog! π·
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
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1 MinnPin 2020-05-24
Me with the leash. π π π
1 Things_Remote 2020-05-24
tfw when no slampiggy to put cigarettes out on. Why even live bros?
1 Infidel6 2020-05-24
Piggy tracking is an old technique passed down by my ancestors. Quite easy, you just gotta use your noggin and you'll be farming A-grade braps in no time.
Get a pack of megastuff oreos and take em apart. Combine them into ultimate oreos. Then leave a trail starting at a common hog watering hole such as a Dunkin Donuts. Lead it to some course terrain, preferably somewhere with a steep incline.
Now here's the tricky part. You may be tempted to go straight to the takedown, but a wild hog can be surprisingly dangerous when backed into a corner. So chase em around for a while; wear em down.
When you hear labored breathing, the rest is easy. Knock em over and put em in a hogtie. Be careful though, don't wanna damage the goods.
Congratulations, you now have your very own Braphog! π·
1 Nurderingmigger 2020-05-24
Snappy please
1 itsme8131 2020-05-24
hot
1 CuckCuckNoose 2020-05-24
Iβd like to suffocate in his chonks
1 Babinx 2020-05-24
we wish
1 igor_pavlov 2020-05-24
do girls poop?
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-24
Female anus too close to the vagina
Hi,
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
1 DespiteBeing 2020-05-24
No idiot
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-24
the smell coming from my bathroom every morning tells me "yes"
1 zn95 2020-05-24
doesn't count if you're a girl (male)
2 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-24
I have no idea what this means
1 zn95 2020-05-24
it's for the best
1 albertkaradjordjevic 2020-05-24
I am the one on the left ππππππ·πΈπ·πΈπ·πΈπ·πΈπ·πΈπ¨πΏπ¨πΏπ¨πΏπ¨πΏπ¨πΏπ¨πΏ
1 Nick_Dice 2020-05-24
r/chonkers
1 DeuxChad 2020-05-24
Bro stop uploading my pictures broπ‘π‘π‘π‘π³ I told you not too
1 PanFiluta 2020-05-24
/r/absoluteunit
1 tux_pirata 2020-05-24
I think that guy is a chapo
1 Captain_Nazbol 2020-05-24
Chapocel living life rn π