Average DeuxChad

1  2020-05-24 by Captain_Nazbol

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Me with the leash. πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…

tfw when no slampiggy to put cigarettes out on. Why even live bros?

Piggy tracking is an old technique passed down by my ancestors. Quite easy, you just gotta use your noggin and you'll be farming A-grade braps in no time.

Get a pack of megastuff oreos and take em apart. Combine them into ultimate oreos. Then leave a trail starting at a common hog watering hole such as a Dunkin Donuts. Lead it to some course terrain, preferably somewhere with a steep incline.

Now here's the tricky part. You may be tempted to go straight to the takedown, but a wild hog can be surprisingly dangerous when backed into a corner. So chase em around for a while; wear em down.

When you hear labored breathing, the rest is easy. Knock em over and put em in a hogtie. Be careful though, don't wanna damage the goods.

Congratulations, you now have your very own Braphog! 🐷

Snappy please

hot

I’d like to suffocate in his chonks

we wish

do girls poop?

Female anus too close to the vagina

Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

No idiot

the smell coming from my bathroom every morning tells me "yes"

doesn't count if you're a girl (male)

I have no idea what this means

it's for the best

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r/chonkers

Bro stop uploading my pictures bro😑😑😑😑😳 I told you not too

I think that guy is a chapo

Chapocel living life rn πŸ˜”