Gays cannot understand how any of this is gay

1  2020-05-24 by pomegranate2012

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3  cubev6million 2020-05-24

Child groomers mad

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1  SnapshillBot 2020-05-24

Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.

Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

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1  albertkaradjordjevic 2020-05-24

99% of male gays have a penis.

1  banned_user-14488 2020-05-24

That 1% tho👀👀

1  bunnyday_ 2020-05-24

I thought it was 40?

1  CreepyPsycho 2020-05-24

Wdym? There's nothing gay about wanting to fondle your friends' genitals

5  AnotherClosetAtheist 2020-05-24

My best friend in high school proposed to me and told me he wanted to spend the rest of our lives together. I said yes with tears in my eyes and kissed him as he lifted and twirled me right in the middle of Home Ec class.

Our wedding night was steamy, it felt so good to feel him enter me for the first time. When he came inside me it was like fireworks.

We are still the best of friends to this day.

1  PizzaWasRiteAbtWomen 2020-05-24

What a wholesome 💯 moment! And people say it’s gay to spend time alone with your friends. This right here just disproves that myth

1  Mazel__Tovarish 2020-05-24

gay

3  AnotherClosetAtheist 2020-05-24

nah man it ain't like that

1  Mazel__Tovarish 2020-05-24

oh!

1  iamsportacus69 2020-05-24

tfw no

1  waysta_sporty_spice 2020-05-24

unironically based

2  le_ebin_trolecel 2020-05-24

This. I can think of nothing gayer than wanting to stick your dick in gussy

1  QuadNarca 2020-05-24

But I want to do those things to my male friends, what does it tell of me?

1  Goes_Down_on_Women 2020-05-24

Ur just a good friend that deeply cares about ur bruhs

1  Nurderingmigger 2020-05-24

You're not drunk enough.

1  FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-24

I desire your tight 🕳 and I will continue to ⬇️vote thee until thou give it forthwith!

1  jzck20 2020-05-24

It's not gay if the balls don't touch

1  cumgangster69 2020-05-24

Noooo you can’t just be straight noooo

3  AHS_is_for_pedos 2020-05-24

haha brrrr penis go in vagina brrr

1  28th_boi 2020-05-24

I love how they ignored the objectively homosexual traits like, oh, sexual activities between members of the same sex.

3  erikersjef 2020-05-24

Wait that's gay? Fuck.

2  VanillaReign 2020-05-24

If your best friend sucked your dick, watch out! He just might be gay!

1  pomegranate2012 2020-05-24

I BET you loved it.

1  28th_boi 2020-05-24

Perhaps.