Me: Living the Tradlife with a TradWife. You: Faggot4Evar

1  2020-05-24 by AnotherClosetAtheist

29 comments

Home-made Oreos!

Recipe

oven 375F
2 packages devil's food cake
4 eggs
1.5 cups shortening

shape into balls
bake 35 mins

add cream cheese frosting between 2 cookies

Home-made
boxed cake mix

Get the fuck out of here you fucking trad LARPer.

I don't know how eating entire trays of cookies you made for yourself is tradlife but whatever helps you cope being a janny

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Imagine being with a w*man

and imagine being without 2 spergbots!

If this is real and not some jannie cope then yeah I can respect the flex.

respect it queer

internet jannie

Even if you actually have a wife she’s guaranteed to be fucking at least 3 other dudes on the side as well as their dogs

but also cookies!

are those cookies that color to honor the type of dick she enjoys on the side?

dm;cookies!

What?

While you're making Oreos in your kitchen your wife's making an Oreo with 2 black men cuckboy

I would beat my wife if she didn't use parchment paper when baking cookies. Some "tradwife."

This

Those look really tasty, very nice my guy

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I used to like faggots, but then I went vegan.

so... you're a vegan?

Yeah, now they'd probably make me puke.

Those cookies look like shit.

Yo do you do delivery

Nice dude proud of you