For your information, "internet comments" aren't some special kind of imaginary or play world. They are real comments from real people. This is still an actual conversation, genius, just like it was happening in someone's house, face to face. Maybe to you, it's just internet comments and comedy because you don't know what real life is. Look at your user name. Everything is just sarcasm to you. Look at your posts. You have no inner compass. Everything is just for a joke.

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Heres a modern one lad: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/gqiuwt/shell_i_imitate_orgasm_because_my_partner_is/

In the middle of the handjob he gone really mad, started to scream I'm colder than a fish. Went to the fridge grabbed actual fresh trout that we happened to have, and tried to simulate sex with it. When it didn't work he got even more angry, thrown it at me, and made me cook it and eat it.

Absolute chadcel

That post has incredible energy.

>ywn throw your gf a freshly fucked trout for her to then cook and eat it

Why fucking live at this point?

Because cultural necessities such as having twelve children by the time you're 30.

Those necessities pale in comparison to the experiences ill never have. Brb gonna kms.

bobpilled

BOBBED

Bobbed.com

This is obvious bait and the replies aren't that angry. The good fake posts are the ones where you get everyone in the comments arguing.

This comes from a time when relationships (and all of reddit) had quite a different culture. I would be very interested in seeing the replies to this exact same story if it were posted today and not 6 years ago.

The post itself is larp but I agree would be interesting. You'd have people siding with her and criticizing the character of the husband for not being pragmatic and understanding

OMG sweatie your so lucky he exposed his true violent side before you got more serious and had kids, bullet dodged hun, relationship was dead when he didn't get over you being a whore on the drive home from the christmas party imo 💅

THIS. So much this. OP, this is a blessing in disguise, your toxic relationship is over.

Just repost it

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/gqez5n/complications_of_me_32f_lying_to_my_husband_34m/

Top reply: "I don't think people are owed information about our sexual past unless it directly affects the relationship" -> so the top reply is someone who thinks lying in a relationship is perfectly fine, because f*id power or something?

Surprisingly most of the comments now are decently reasonable

I can't wait for the update with the domestic violence

Lol it is certainly different than 6 years ago, even if some are reasonable

Lmao@ the foids who think their past doesn’t matter 😂😂😂😂😂

You gotta repost the follow up now and see what happens

OK, but 13? I doubt there's a foid who hasn't taken at least 13 dicks by the end of college. If we assume she popped her cherry at like 16, that's just 2 dicks per year of sex.

Why have you gone 6 years into r/relationship

I can lend you some Maupassant if you're into this sort of thing.

Is there any more based hobby?

Chadfishing as a giga-chad on tinder, matching with girls far away, setting up a meeting hundreds of miles from their home, then laughing at them when they say "im here."

Holy fuck that is a based reply

If you find any more stories like these post immediately

I love your honesty. I'd give you a flair but I'm not that homosexual.

Part and parcel of marrying a modern w*man

I’m pretty sure this is fake. The only posts on the account are this and it seems like too much to be true lol

I mean reading these stories are just kindof bad for sanity.

Women can be bad and things similar to this situation has probably happened many times, that doesn't mean that post is true. Thing reads like a novel.

Also, if this really happened, she could just tell the story like this:

"I told my husband of 10 years that I had 3 sex partners before him. Now he got a new supervisor, and he is a former FWB of mine. To make it worse, he told my husband while he was drunk. He figured out that I was lying about 3 sex partners. He pressured me and I admitted that it was 13. Now my husband is upset and thinks about a divorce."

Instead, "she" tells the story like it is a writing exercise.

When I was a bored intern 6 years ago or even 8 years ago I'd write the trolliest shit to r askreddit in either OPS or comments

He misses the part where the FWB was an FWB when they started dating, and she told him how she still misses having sex with him.

she told him how she still misses having sex with him.

She missed having sex with the husband I think.

I told him that I missed being with him physically and that it was emotionally tearing me apart. He said that he was sorry if my feelings were hurt but frankly the thought of being with me intimately made him ill.

Hm, so he a closet gay then? Wonder what he thinks of being intimately with Bobussy...

Yeh this story pushes all the right buttons the best part was the co woŕkers catcalling her like it was the end of a scene

Like the co workers humiliate him just as much as her (if not more) with the cat calling. In addition to the general problems of cat calling a woman on your own work place, this is not realistic at all.

Next time on "Cucked by my Boss!"

I’m surprised the most fake part about the story hasn’t been noted by a single deuxcel

Which is?

She literally stole 10 years from that man and thinks she is entitled to him? She is ruining that guy's life and he was lucky to get out.

NOOOOO ! YOU CAN'T NOT ACCEPT THAT I CHEATED ON YOU, TEH INTERNET TOLD ME IT WAS OKKK ! MY RELATIONSHIPERINOOO !

So you cheated and your marriage is about to end, what do you do:

• not posting on reddit at all?

• posting on reddit by getting straight to the point, hoping I will get some advice.

• posting on reddit by telling it in a way like it is a writing exercise. Thinking how I could present the story in the most interesting way. Maybe even adding an update post for additional tension.

Bob is such a fucking chad

Bobwick

"Bob is an asshole"

Oh is he? Explains why you fucked him for 2 years, in those 2 years you did things you wouldn't let your husband of 10 years do.

Bob is actually the hero of this story, men need to be honest to each other about women. The way he did it infront of everyone is maybe not the best, but he probably didnt know the whores lying. Thank god kids are not involved and he can at least save them from having a slut mother. I would of done what he said he would do if she slapped him again, what a nightmare. Fuck this dumb cunt

lol, good ol Bob Lumbergh

https://youtu.be/ahv8_wUvWTw

Sounds almost too much like WhereAreAllTheMen (or whatever that sub name was) fanfic of a harlot getting what she deserves.

Interesting read still. Bit boring maybe.

6 years ago

that explains the conspicuous lack of simps in those comments

I really miss /r/slutjustice someone should create a sub like that and link to those kinda posts again.

I'm not going to be a janny for free, but for once I'd be thankful to a janny if they did.

6 years ago

Have 👏 sex 👏 incel 👏

If this is reali wonder what happened to them?

That bitch was more worried about him getting fired than them getting divorced. Just lol.

Good evening, I hate women

I really enjoyed that story, some real top-notch retardation there.

So many women are Whores and the most valuable quality in a Woman has been and will always be virtue, even over looks.

Wonder why ancient cultures didn’t let them go to public events without their husband/family member?

This stuff

A few very pious and loyal women were exempted from this.