r/deuxrama: bruh

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3 BoraXII 2020-05-25

I already bought Minecraft like 3 times because I always forgot my e-mails that were bound to my account. Guess I need to buy it 10 times more now to support Notch.

2 Frankekeke 2020-05-25

inclusive

gamers

pick one

1 SubmersibleGoat 2020-05-25

I pick gamers.

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1 Frankekeke 2020-05-25

good choice

2 Eardwulf 2020-05-25

Notch is a baller chad NEET just chillin' in his billionaire mansion shitposting all day and making shitty games

1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-25

Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:

If it wasn’t a goddamn repost

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3 jarvis125 2020-05-25

God damn this bot is lit.

3 forseti911 2020-05-25

Why is snapshill so much better here than in dr*ma?

1 RadiantSun 2020-05-25

Same reason why you're here and not there: because they are faggoot and we are not.

1 Ingelri 2020-05-25

Speak for yourself nerd

1 RadiantSun 2020-05-25

But I am a little faggooty

2 ArchbishopBetelgeuse 2020-05-25

Funniest shit I've ever seen

1 DerReudenboy 2020-05-25

Comedy gold

1 rimjobsteveseinvater 2020-05-25

CEO FUNNY CORPS LTD

1 Flip__Side 2020-05-25

Bro how is this bot more intelligent than you?

1 Rosey9898 2020-05-25

u/NotchDidNothingWrong opinion?

2 TTVBlueGlass 2020-05-25

He didn't DO much... It's just that having 3 billion dollars doesn't mean you will stop being a fat, not-istic, lonely loser. And that right there is a great recipe to fall into a retarded YouTube rabbit hole where your inadequacies are blamed on Jews, feminists and black people.

It is like twinkies for your mind, which he is using to supplement the ones he puts into his face.

3 TheRoosterDentist 2020-05-25

Seething

1 TTVBlueGlass 2020-05-25

5/7 cope

2 Honk_on_a_surfboard 2020-05-25

AHScels seething rn

1 TTVBlueGlass 2020-05-25

Btw what does AHS mean? All I can find is American Horror Story.

1 Codreanuisbased 2020-05-25

He’s a powerlifter

1 TTVBlueGlass 2020-05-25

He's cultivating mass

1 DerReudenboy 2020-05-25

¿Hola, departamiento basado ?

2 Rkorgo 2020-05-25

Aquí Departamento Basado, cómo podemos ayudarle?

4 EasedArmadillo 2020-05-25

Tengo que reportar un evento de una intensidad demasiado basada.

Y también estoy llamando porque tengo unos pinches changos negros que necesitan ser exterminados.

3 DerReudenboy 2020-05-25

Jaja

3 TGxRedPlayer 2020-05-25

Lo hicimos reddit

2 GoogleLavonAffair000 2020-05-25

Ay caramba

1 SirCheekus 2020-05-25

Hamos mandado un equipo de Deuxchads para eliminar los negritos.

1 embrace- 2020-05-25

What is this language some kind of weird pidgin french from Mexico?

1 ProBanEvader 2020-05-25

they are talking wall

1 ZenCantaloupe 2020-05-25

¿Basado en que?

1 Very3sty 2020-05-25

En mis huevos

2 haagendaas 2020-05-25

Tus bocas son ponemos sober mi polla

1 low-info-upvoter 2020-05-25

No, es Patricio

1 DerDickeNachbar 2020-05-25

Yo dis real?

2 prizzle92 2020-05-25

it’s a parody account but yeah

1 someone755 2020-05-25

https://twitter.com/lnclusivegamers/status/1263532872109035521

I can't see the poll results because I'm not a mentally ill tranny with a twitter account. I think it's an account that wants to look serious to whoever wants it to be serious, but really it doesn't take two brain cells to realize one of you deux gaylords is behind it.

1 GooseMan1515 2020-05-25

Lmao, they also wrote an article claiming minecraft is racist because all the monsters are PoC. It's obviously a troll.

2 thepplehatingjewcat 2020-05-25

inclusive gamers

lmao

3 GooseMan1515 2020-05-25

If you follow the rabbit hole a little deeper, they have links to an account promoting journalist acceptance in the form of 'jlgbtqia' where J is journalists.

1 thepplehatingjewcat 2020-05-25

fuckin wot m8

1 omaikelelele 2020-05-25

... the skeleton is hwite...

1 GooseMan1515 2020-05-25

Clearly it's intended to represent those who are not age-privileged.

1 killking72 2020-05-25

It's obviously a troll.

Are you 100% sure that if this was real you'd be able to tell the difference?

1 GooseMan1515 2020-05-25

Yeah this is too much to be poe's law.

1 insultmeforfreekarma 2020-05-25

i have a twitter account, its 13% for no and 87% for the based one

1 someone755 2020-05-25

How many % for the rope?

1 insultmeforfreekarma 2020-05-25

wdym? the ''no'' option or the ''phobe'' option?

1 mygoodpostingalt 2020-05-25

40

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1 ToxicityIncarnate 2020-05-25

40

1 kevinkat2 2020-05-25

https://twitter.com/lnclusivegamers/status/1263967597692887040?s=20

Nah its 100% real

1 QuadNarca 2020-05-25

Notch supports trans people he made it so in Minecraft the mobs don't have genders, and every one of them can choose their own gender identity.

4 Vxncenzo 2020-05-25

Im pretty sure the creepers are trans, since they have a tendency to commit suicide via blowing themselves up.

3 Willnf7 2020-05-25

Wouldn’t that make them islamists?

4 low-info-upvoter 2020-05-25

Endermen tho, also they're

tall
black
steal blocks
can't swim
get agro at you just looking at them
were added in the same version as iron bars, watermelon and chicken (the food item)

1 Rosey9898 2020-05-25

the mobs don't have genders,

Doesn't that make them agender or non-binaries?

2 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-25

Those categories are all within the 'trans umbrella'.

Yes it's for the sake of feelings of inclusion rather than accurate taxonomy.

1 Captain_Nazbol 2020-05-25

Tf are either of these. Pls explain nerd

5 AllisonGator 2020-05-25

different flavors of mental illness which cater more to attention seekers and hons

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1 anon69322 2020-05-25

lmao, their website is a bunch of placeholders https://inclusivegamers.com/tekken-7-not-fan-one/

Damn, and I was looking forward to sorting their games list from worst to best and playing it from 1 to score 3-4 ish

1 Lupa710 2020-05-25

I love democracy

1 hashtagrealaccount 2020-05-25

The saddest part of all this is everything this Twitter account is saying is something people say seriously. Like "saying bruh is verbal blackface". This Twitter is a fairly obvious parody account, but it's saying things some people actually believe.

1 Minecraft_Tryhard 2020-05-25

Bait

1 WhyAmILikeThis24 2020-05-25

Both

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1 RoyTheShip 2020-05-25

Wtf I love Notch now

1 Frog_Refugee_2019 2020-05-25