bruh

1  2020-05-25 by throwaway526673

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I already bought Minecraft like 3 times because I always forgot my e-mails that were bound to my account. Guess I need to buy it 10 times more now to support Notch.

inclusive

gamers

pick one

I pick gamers.

k

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good choice

Notch is a baller chad NEET just chillin' in his billionaire mansion shitposting all day and making shitty games

Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:

If it wasn’t a goddamn repost

Snapshots:

  1. bruh - archive.org, archive.today

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God damn this bot is lit.

Why is snapshill so much better here than in dr*ma?

Same reason why you're here and not there: because they are faggoot and we are not.

Speak for yourself nerd

But I am a little faggooty

Funniest shit I've ever seen

Comedy gold

CEO FUNNY CORPS LTD

Bro how is this bot more intelligent than you?

u/NotchDidNothingWrong opinion?

He didn't DO much... It's just that having 3 billion dollars doesn't mean you will stop being a fat, not-istic, lonely loser. And that right there is a great recipe to fall into a retarded YouTube rabbit hole where your inadequacies are blamed on Jews, feminists and black people.

It is like twinkies for your mind, which he is using to supplement the ones he puts into his face.

Seething

5/7 cope

AHScels seething rn

Btw what does AHS mean? All I can find is American Horror Story.

He’s a powerlifter

He's cultivating mass

¿Hola, departamiento basado ?

Aquí Departamento Basado, cómo podemos ayudarle?

Tengo que reportar un evento de una intensidad demasiado basada.

Y también estoy llamando porque tengo unos pinches changos negros que necesitan ser exterminados.

Jaja

Lo hicimos reddit

Ay caramba

Hamos mandado un equipo de Deuxchads para eliminar los negritos.

What is this language some kind of weird pidgin french from Mexico?

they are talking wall

¿Basado en que?

En mis huevos

Tus bocas son ponemos sober mi polla

No, es Patricio

Yo dis real?

it’s a parody account but yeah

https://twitter.com/lnclusivegamers/status/1263532872109035521

I can't see the poll results because I'm not a mentally ill tranny with a twitter account. I think it's an account that wants to look serious to whoever wants it to be serious, but really it doesn't take two brain cells to realize one of you deux gaylords is behind it.

Lmao, they also wrote an article claiming minecraft is racist because all the monsters are PoC. It's obviously a troll.

inclusive gamers

lmao

If you follow the rabbit hole a little deeper, they have links to an account promoting journalist acceptance in the form of 'jlgbtqia' where J is journalists.

fuckin wot m8

... the skeleton is hwite...

Clearly it's intended to represent those who are not age-privileged.

It's obviously a troll.

Are you 100% sure that if this was real you'd be able to tell the difference?

Yeah this is too much to be poe's law.

i have a twitter account, its 13% for no and 87% for the based one

How many % for the rope?

wdym? the ''no'' option or the ''phobe'' option?

40

seethe

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40

Notch supports trans people he made it so in Minecraft the mobs don't have genders, and every one of them can choose their own gender identity.

Im pretty sure the creepers are trans, since they have a tendency to commit suicide via blowing themselves up.

Wouldn’t that make them islamists?

Endermen tho, also they're

  • tall

  • black

  • steal blocks

  • can't swim

  • get agro at you just looking at them

  • were added in the same version as iron bars, watermelon and chicken (the food item)

the mobs don't have genders,

Doesn't that make them agender or non-binaries?

Those categories are all within the 'trans umbrella'.

Yes it's for the sake of feelings of inclusion rather than accurate taxonomy.

Tf are either of these. Pls explain nerd

different flavors of mental illness which cater more to attention seekers and hons

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lmao, their website is a bunch of placeholders https://inclusivegamers.com/tekken-7-not-fan-one/

Damn, and I was looking forward to sorting their games list from worst to best and playing it from 1 to score 3-4 ish

I love democracy

The saddest part of all this is everything this Twitter account is saying is something people say seriously. Like "saying bruh is verbal blackface". This Twitter is a fairly obvious parody account, but it's saying things some people actually believe.

Bait

Both

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Wtf I love Notch now

online poll

Why do they do this to themselves?

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why would I be afraid of them?

Notch himself replied with "Doing God's work" fuckin topkek

Hello, based department?

Woah deuxcels not seeing satire again reeee

That account is obvious satire.

Satire

Free my mans Notch, he dindu nuffin

I love democracy

You retweeted
actually having an active twitter account

Hecking yikeserino from me dog

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MDEgenerates can’t detect satire 🥱🥱

r/wholesome

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