The doors slide open, revealing a large spacious lobby. In front of the doors is a reception. Sat behind the desk, with a slight smirk playing across his swarthy, full and luscious lips? None other than the man himself, Osama bin Laden.
“Welcome brother” says he, a slight breeze tugging at his flowing robes and hinting at the outline of his erect nipples, “We’ve been expecting you - here, your gift bag”. He hands you a hessian sack with a gentle thrust, you notice the unusual weight of it. Peering in, as your eyes adjust to the gloom of the sack you begin to make our your gifts.
An IBM Thinkpad
A bag of nails
A sack of fertiliser
An alarm clock
A SAT NAV directing you to family home of the CEO of Industrial Society
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3 finejuggler 2020-05-25
Basedment
3 trubluAU 2020-05-25
The doors slide open, revealing a large spacious lobby. In front of the doors is a reception. Sat behind the desk, with a slight smirk playing across his swarthy, full and luscious lips? None other than the man himself, Osama bin Laden.
“Welcome brother” says he, a slight breeze tugging at his flowing robes and hinting at the outline of his erect nipples, “We’ve been expecting you - here, your gift bag”. He hands you a hessian sack with a gentle thrust, you notice the unusual weight of it. Peering in, as your eyes adjust to the gloom of the sack you begin to make our your gifts.
An IBM Thinkpad
A bag of nails
A sack of fertiliser
An alarm clock
A SAT NAV directing you to family home of the CEO of Industrial Society
"You know what must be done, King."
3 awarabej 2020-05-25
Thank you for giving me this honour most honourable lord
2 AHS_is_for_pedos 2020-05-25
absolutely, undeniably and unbelievably based
2 Angela-wangels 2020-05-25
cringe bro. very crin ge.
1 SOCIALIST_DESTROYER 2020-05-25
what’s cringe
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-25
Gay porn is a genre that cuts across all demographics and the stigma that you have to be gay to enjoy it needs to come to an end right now.
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1 BendemNSpreadem 2020-05-25
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1 big_pp_man6972 2020-05-25
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1 ProBanEvader 2020-05-25
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1 Kitzisyau 2020-05-25
song name, kings?
1 SOCIALIST_DESTROYER 2020-05-25
Welcome To The Jungle by Guns ‘N Roses, 👑