Queen

1  2020-05-25 by NotMikeS

42 comments

What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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Why is this woman constantly pissing herself during sex lol?

honey forgot to do her kegels after popping one out 🤱🏻😳🙄

sweet or fruity urine is also a sign of diabetes, poor kid never stood a chance with that fat sow of a mother

Because I asked.

basado

Women squirting is just pissing themselves. Research proved it’s mostly urine with a tiny amount of sex fluid. Her bed must be rank 🤮 poor kid. Hope he’s got noise cancelling earphones and a good therapist.

Research proves that I'm into piss-play.

Post research

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How disappointing. You clearly don’t want to be published

I've seen studies published saying much less, and backed by less evidence.

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You're not supposed to flirt with other men.

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I wasn’t flirting. I was trying to secure valuable research.

Cope

More like smell cancelling earphones

Then why does it not smell like piss?

She obviously stays well hydrated and doesn’t eat too many vegetables

You were just so ecstatic that someone was willing to have sex with you that you shutdown all sense of smell and taste. Don’t worry about it though. ‘Tis a requirement for the survival of the human race.

But was her son ecstatic and all her lovers too? Just trying to learn if this is true or just a rightoid meme based on some selective experiment somewhere lol

Now now, who downgussied without knowing the answer eh? Get that hothead out.

it's like 95% the same

milk is 95% the same as water, it's still pretty different from water

Would you drink milk with the water replaced with piss tho?

...what?

First tell me where the squirt bladder is where the squirt juice is stored

tfw cherry isn't into squirting

😞

Babes you can be my kitty 🐱 litter anytime :)

I want to be the father of the litter

I've seen enough movies to know that kid is going to end up as a serial killer.

Is that Strubell?

Good morning

The west was a mistake

The son is a deuxchad who posts here

Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.

If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.

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  1. Queen - archive.org, archive.today

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I've been with a couple squirters but lived in hotels during those times (the second bed or floor was always used for consumation). I enjoyed it and from time to time while masteurbating I'll simulate by pouring warmed over skim milk on my penis at just the moment I'm about to ejac.

I feel bad for the son.

Sweet smelling urine is a sign of diabetes 😳

I hate westerners so fucking much its unreal