Women squirting is just pissing themselves. Research proved it’s mostly urine with a tiny amount of sex fluid. Her bed must be rank 🤮 poor kid. Hope he’s got noise cancelling earphones and a good therapist.
You were just so ecstatic that someone was willing to have sex with you that you shutdown all sense of smell and taste. Don’t worry about it though. ‘Tis a requirement for the survival of the human race.
But was her son ecstatic and all her lovers too? Just trying to learn if this is true or just a rightoid meme based on some selective experiment somewhere lol
Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.
If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.
I've been with a couple squirters but lived in hotels during those times (the second bed or floor was always used for consumation). I enjoyed it and from time to time while masteurbating I'll simulate by pouring warmed over skim milk on my penis at just the moment I'm about to ejac.
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7 PizzaWasRiteAbtWomen 2020-05-25
Why is this woman constantly pissing herself during sex lol?
10 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-25
honey forgot to do her kegels after popping one out 🤱🏻😳🙄
7 OneDayBeRelevant 2020-05-25
sweet or fruity urine is also a sign of diabetes, poor kid never stood a chance with that fat sow of a mother
6 Sjiethoes 2020-05-25
Because I asked.
4 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-25
basado
6 DblCherry 2020-05-25
Women squirting is just pissing themselves. Research proved it’s mostly urine with a tiny amount of sex fluid. Her bed must be rank 🤮 poor kid. Hope he’s got noise cancelling earphones and a good therapist.
5 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-25
Research proves that I'm into piss-play.
4 DblCherry 2020-05-25
Post research
4 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-25
🌊⚽⚾⛹️
5 DblCherry 2020-05-25
How disappointing. You clearly don’t want to be published
4 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-25
I've seen studies published saying much less, and backed by less evidence.
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1 NotMikeS 2020-05-25
You're not supposed to flirt with other men.
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1 DblCherry 2020-05-25
I wasn’t flirting. I was trying to secure valuable research.
1 NotMikeS 2020-05-25
Cope
2 prisonlambshanks 2020-05-25
More like smell cancelling earphones
2 Mazel___Tovarish 2020-05-25
Then why does it not smell like piss?
7 _NoHype 2020-05-25
She obviously stays well hydrated and doesn’t eat too many vegetables
6 DblCherry 2020-05-25
You were just so ecstatic that someone was willing to have sex with you that you shutdown all sense of smell and taste. Don’t worry about it though. ‘Tis a requirement for the survival of the human race.
-1 Mazel___Tovarish 2020-05-25
But was her son ecstatic and all her lovers too? Just trying to learn if this is true or just a rightoid meme based on some selective experiment somewhere lol
1 Mazel___Tovarish 2020-05-25
Now now, who downgussied without knowing the answer eh? Get that hothead out.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-25
it's like 95% the same
milk is 95% the same as water, it's still pretty different from water
1 merkava_smasher_16 2020-05-25
Would you drink milk with the water replaced with piss tho?
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-25
...what?
1 CONaMBESTanOT 2020-05-25
First tell me where the squirt bladder is where the squirt juice is stored
1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-05-25
😞
1 DblCherry 2020-05-25
Babes you can be my kitty 🐱 litter anytime :)
1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-05-25
I want to be the father of the litter
6 theworstever 2020-05-25
I've seen enough movies to know that kid is going to end up as a serial killer.
2 lawthug69 2020-05-25
Is that Strubell?
2 Msmit71 2020-05-25
Good morning
2 Paul_Blart_Mall_Fart 2020-05-25
The west was a mistake
2 danieltan1502 2020-05-25
The son is a deuxchad who posts here
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-25
Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.
If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.
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1 iRunWithAhmaud 2020-05-25
I've been with a couple squirters but lived in hotels during those times (the second bed or floor was always used for consumation). I enjoyed it and from time to time while masteurbating I'll simulate by pouring warmed over skim milk on my penis at just the moment I'm about to ejac.
1 BoraXII 2020-05-25
I feel bad for the son.
1 Meme_Institute 2020-05-25
Sweet smelling urine is a sign of diabetes 😳
1 Velsoxof_25 2020-05-25
I hate westerners so fucking much its unreal